Girls. Got. Skillz.

So the holiday is in full swing. Got most of my shopping done thank goodness. The mall, starting last weekend, has been getting progressively worse. I think I might have to brave it once more tomorrow. It's like entering the Congo or Jurassic Park. Except the gorillas and velociraptors are housewives and desperate fathers.

Big interview tomorrow. Very big. Keep your fingers crossed. I've done my research.

I'm ashamed of you Fred and Barney. Ashamed.

I don't have DirectTV anymore but this commercial was classic:

I've got to say, in Hollywood those two impress me the most.

Translation:

Today I bought a Nintendo Wii, so I thought I'd brag about it a little!

First of all, this is the console. I'll open it up. You can use it like this, standing vertically!

Let me show you the controllers are well. For the controller, you hold this wiggly one in your right hand (Pal: fish sausage, delicious). The other one, the one for the left hand, is this one, which is a little dry and coarse (Pal: Umai Bou...comes in countless flavors, ranges from delicious to disgusting).

*Outside*

Now, let's actually play!

*Sign shows the Kameda brothers, pro boxers*

This is the boxing game.

*Ding!*

Hooray! Hooray! (Yatta...many will recognize this word)

...I want ooooone!

*Sign: I want a real Wii!!*

Live Free Or Die Hard Trailer.

All I Know Is That Shit Blows Up, And That May Be Enough!