I've watched Fred's videos for years. He's like an internet celebrity. Love his stuff but a video clip he did with him singing this song and the video of his "Ganga" character cracked me up.

I Don't Want Your Weed by Fredryk Phox

I don't want your weed
Too many stems and seeds
Take it back and give me my money
Before I rec-og-nize on your ass...
Punk
I will bring my gat
You can mark me on that
No cuttin' slack
with a jack in a flack
flung over your back
selling crack to pay off your funny act
with a jacked up Cadillac.

3/4 of the year my parents live in Fort Myers Beach, part of Fort Myers, Fl. This is a sad news story I just read about a girl who was hit by a car trying to save a turtle.

F'ed UP

So Britney Spears is going to have a girl...

This kid would have a better chance being raised by hungry wolves, but if Britney and Kevin have to get one, thank God it’s gonna be a girl. They would have screwed up a boy or a girl, but at least a girl will act on her emotional emptiness by stripping in 18 years and four months. As opposed to them torturing a boy with their insane, spoiled antics, in which case he would be the one carjacking me in 15 years or approaching me in a truck stop bathroom and asking if I wanted to “party.”

::sigh:: I fear for the future!

StuffOnMyCat.com

Ever put stuff on your cat when they're asleep? Ever want to? Ever want to see pictures of other people doing it? Well there's something on the internet for EVERYONE.

Tonight the final season begins. I have about 4 more eps to watch before then lol. I better get cracking!

Well the weekend is over. It was AWE-SOME. Friday was a hang out night at Tammy's for some Cranium killing. We rock, we won. I rule that game. Saturday was Kathy's wedding and that was totally fun. Caught Cinderella Man Saturday night, very good. Much better than Million Dollar Eastwood. Oops I meant baby. Way to go Ron Howard and way to sneak your younger brother in your movie yet again :) Sunday was a relaxing day except for the 2 hours I had to spent at the office taking care of the system upkeep after an Oracle upgrade. Oh well Monday Monday again and speeding towards the weekend!

Super Mario Is A Commie-Bastard!

eBay is like CRACK to some people.

This scares me. I feel bad for the poor kid who lives there with this demented Mom.

People like this make me want to be an arsonist. Watch all her eBay purchased go up in flames. I'm sure the poor kid would love to see the 8 year old Frankenberry incinerated. Christ the poor guy. If my mother was like this I'd have her committed.

http://www.netdisaster.com

Destroy webpages you hate!

He’s Not Mentally Ill, He’s not a False Prophet Like the People Who Want To Kill Him Say He Is

Scary this actually happened.

You know the good 'ol Sony Aibo: cute, obviously robotic, completely harmless. These catbots from Necoro? Sick and wrong. They’re obviously being controlled remotely by real cats who’ve been enslaved by the Necoro overlords. Don’t worry, folks I'm assembling an international investigative committee to get those cats sprung free.

Watch the video. Creepy.

Two great love stories are currently captivating the nation: the doomed romance of Jedi turncoat Anakin Skywalker and his forbidden bride, Padmé Amidala, and the surprise wedding of country singer Kenny Chesney to movie star Renée Zellweger, whom he'd wooed in part by writing a song titled "You Had Me From Hello."

I wonder if we couldn't combine these two love stories into one super-mega-universal romance. The answer: yes, of course we can. And from that alternate universe of astral love, we bring you this artifact. Ready the Kleenex you should!

"You're So Beautiful (Only Because I'm So In Love With You)"

"Do It To Me One More Time (Like You Did By The Lake At Naboo)"

"You Had Me At 'I Will Not Condone A Course Of Action That Will Lead Us To War'"

"Naboo Nights (Tatooine Mornings)"

"They Told Me To Let Go Of Everything I Loved (But I Couldn't Let Go Of You)"

"Sometimes Love Makes You Do Crazy Things, Like Slaughter A Bunch of Younglings"

"I Don't Like Sand (But I Do Love You)"

"Remember When We First Met And I Was Only Ten Years Old?"

"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (You Looked Exactly The Same As You Do Now. It's Weird.)"

"My Love Burns Hotter Than My Legless Torso Right Now"

GroupHugs - A site devoted to anonymous confessions. Some of these are messed up!

"occasionally i like to fart in long family car rides and blame it on my small brother.... its funny but i feel bad because last time he started crying because the entire family was calling him a "shit head"

"i peed in the shower today"

"Young guys of 13/14/15 turn me on. I am 34 and male."

"My brother owes me like 600 bucks, so I got his toothbrush and used it to clean out my razor when it became clogged with hair."

If you ever think you're a bad person just visit this site. There are some MESSED up people in the world lol.

This made me giggle.

Lindsay Lohan maybe now the most disgusting woman on the planet. Please someone just strap her down and shovel food in her mouth.

There are very few times where I buy something the second I see it.

This is one of those times.

Ahh memories.

Star Wars Geek Natural Selection

Most of us Star Wars fans know to use plastic lightsabers as using anything else is just a path to the Dark side.

At this rate I think SkyNet will become self aware in 2008.

Voice of Tony The Tiger passes away.

This just makes me think of all the actors and prominent figures who will pass away during my lifetime... :(

VertiCube - an awesome game that is a mirror of the Playstation Portable (PSP) game Lumines. Try out the demo!