Macaulay Are You Ok?

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Candy Shop

Oh the entertainment world is a circus. My circus.

So I text message all the time...and this new technology service (free of charge soon enough) sounds REALLY cool. Imagine seeing a random email or # to text to when you're out and about, and when you do get info or free stuff? Can't wait to see if this hits the light of day.

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Check it out the Sony Aibo contest is done!

YOU SMELL THAT MIKE! IT'S FREEDOM!

Mary-Kate and Ashley are 19 today. Weigh-ins aside, it's also their birthday!

Here's some of my favorite Eddie Vedder lyrics/quotes:

"He who forgets, will be destined to remember" -Nothingman

"The most fucked up interpretation of a lyric I've ever heard is from mike McCreedy...'i wanna rock and roll all nite, and part of everyday'" -EV

Here's a link to all the Fredryk Phox vids you'd ever want.

Great weekend. Went down to see my baby Friday night. Shore traffic is definitely startign to be a bitch again so you know it's summer in full swing once more! Played 9 holes o golfo at a Nazi 9-hole course... I really want to play again tonight. Work is SO busy this week. I've just taken over 3 more queues for apps here and people are going on vacation left and right. It's going to be an interesting summer...

I've watched Fred's videos for years. He's like an internet celebrity. Love his stuff but a video clip he did with him singing this song and the video of his "Ganga" character cracked me up.

I Don't Want Your Weed by Fredryk Phox

I don't want your weed
Too many stems and seeds
Take it back and give me my money
Before I rec-og-nize on your ass...
Punk
I will bring my gat
You can mark me on that
No cuttin' slack
with a jack in a flack
flung over your back
selling crack to pay off your funny act
with a jacked up Cadillac.

3/4 of the year my parents live in Fort Myers Beach, part of Fort Myers, Fl. This is a sad news story I just read about a girl who was hit by a car trying to save a turtle.

F'ed UP

So Britney Spears is going to have a girl...

This kid would have a better chance being raised by hungry wolves, but if Britney and Kevin have to get one, thank God it’s gonna be a girl. They would have screwed up a boy or a girl, but at least a girl will act on her emotional emptiness by stripping in 18 years and four months. As opposed to them torturing a boy with their insane, spoiled antics, in which case he would be the one carjacking me in 15 years or approaching me in a truck stop bathroom and asking if I wanted to “party.”

::sigh:: I fear for the future!

StuffOnMyCat.com

Ever put stuff on your cat when they're asleep? Ever want to? Ever want to see pictures of other people doing it? Well there's something on the internet for EVERYONE.

Tonight the final season begins. I have about 4 more eps to watch before then lol. I better get cracking!

Well the weekend is over. It was AWE-SOME. Friday was a hang out night at Tammy's for some Cranium killing. We rock, we won. I rule that game. Saturday was Kathy's wedding and that was totally fun. Caught Cinderella Man Saturday night, very good. Much better than Million Dollar Eastwood. Oops I meant baby. Way to go Ron Howard and way to sneak your younger brother in your movie yet again :) Sunday was a relaxing day except for the 2 hours I had to spent at the office taking care of the system upkeep after an Oracle upgrade. Oh well Monday Monday again and speeding towards the weekend!

Super Mario Is A Commie-Bastard!

eBay is like CRACK to some people.

This scares me. I feel bad for the poor kid who lives there with this demented Mom.

People like this make me want to be an arsonist. Watch all her eBay purchased go up in flames. I'm sure the poor kid would love to see the 8 year old Frankenberry incinerated. Christ the poor guy. If my mother was like this I'd have her committed.

http://www.netdisaster.com

Destroy webpages you hate!

He’s Not Mentally Ill, He’s not a False Prophet Like the People Who Want To Kill Him Say He Is

Scary this actually happened.

You know the good 'ol Sony Aibo: cute, obviously robotic, completely harmless. These catbots from Necoro? Sick and wrong. They’re obviously being controlled remotely by real cats who’ve been enslaved by the Necoro overlords. Don’t worry, folks I'm assembling an international investigative committee to get those cats sprung free.

Watch the video. Creepy.