These made me laugh :)

Mario Game Over

Super Mario Jackson Brothers

Just found out an interesting fact.

"Japanese Valentine’s Day is backwards. Unlike the Western holiday, men do not give women chocolates, but vice-versa. A month later, males return the favor by giving women chocolates on White Day."

So the Winter Olympics are on us again. I don't enjoy these as much as the summer but they're still good fun nevertheless. If you can't find it in your busy schedule to catch them then drop on over to NBC where you can watched every event for free (after a short delay of course). Beats missing them altogether.

Today is Valentine's Day.

"The origins of Valentine's Day are uncertain. Many experts believe that it originated with Lupercalia, a Roman celebration honoring the wolves Romulus and Remus. During this festival, young men struck women with a goatskin hide called a februa. Receiving the blows was thought to make women more fertile and to ease childbirth. At Lupercalia, the names of all the young women in the city were placed in a box. Young men drew a name from the box and the couple would be paired until the next Lupercalia. Lupercalia was replaced with Valentine's Day by Christians.

Others trace Valentine's Day back to the rule of the Roman emperor Claudius II. In the 200's C. E., Claudius become frustrated when he had trouble recruiting soldiers into his army. Believing that the young men did not want to leave their wives and children, Claudius banned all marriages of single young men. However, a priest named Valentine disobeyed Claudius and performed secret marriages. Claudius found out about the marriages and sentenced Valentine to prison until his death on February 14, 270 C. E."

So beat your partner with an animal hide or get married in secret but if you really want to be special do something amazing for her NEXT week. After all you shouldn't just be treating her amazing on this one day only...right? Don't be one of those sad pathetic whining jerks who sits around and curses the day. So you're alone for Valentine's Day? Yeah so is like 75% of the country. Focus on what the day means...it's about Love and Caring. And if you don't have someone, being happy that they've found that in this world. It's a good thing.



To all my friends and family...you mean the world to me.
I love you all.
-Peter

The longer I'd stall
The further I'd crawl
The further I'd crawl
The harder I'd fall
I was crawlin' into the fire

The more that I saw
The further I'd fall
The further I'd fall
The lower I'd crawl
I kept fallin' into the fire
Into the fire
Into the fire

And the more that I knocked
The hotter I got
The hotter I got
The harder I'd knock
I just gotta break through the door

Gotta knock a little harder
Gotta knock a little harder
Gotta knock a little harder
Break through the door

Whew...it's been a rough few weeks. So much is happening lately. Sorry to anyone who's been trying to get in touch with me lately things have been CRA-ZY. When it rains it pours, that's for sure. Recently a close friend of mine from college tried to commit suicide, but thank god she's alright and is finally getting help. It's scary how you never know about some things until it's too late.

Got to see the kids last weekend. We saw Nanny McPhee, not a half-bad film. I've always have respect for Emma Thompson ever since I saw Wit where she plays this college professor who gets cancer and eventually dies from it but realizes a lot of things about her life. Very good movie.

I finally put 2 of my Netflix Movies back in the mailbox this morning lol. I've had them since October, so it was about time to actually be GETTING something out of my Netflixxing.

Words cannot describe...

Brokeback to the Future

Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
It's cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
Not hardly. So the big question on everybody's lips.
On their chapped lips
their chapped lips is, does Phil feel lucky? Punksatawney Phil, thats right wood chuck chuckers it's

GROUNDHOG DAY!


Even though I said I'd hit Punxsutawney Phil on the head with a shovel if he even thought about seeing his shadow...well I won't do that. I love Phil. And he didn't run AWAY from his shadow, so maybe it really WON'T be 6 more weeks of winter. I mean with the weather lately it's been pretty mild. I'm hoping February isn't a bitch.

Some of my favorite Blind Melon songs.

Change

3 Is A Magic Number (School House Rock Cover)

No Rain (My most favorite song ever)

Puppy and lion cub best friends.

lol aw

Yay Cowboy Bebop! Love this song.

Call Me Call Me

I close my eyes and I keep seeing things
Rainbow waterfalls
Sunny liquid dreams
Confusion creeps inside me raining doubt
Gotta get to you
But I don't know how
Call me call me
Let me know it's alright
Call me call me
Don't you think it's 'bout time
Please won't you call and
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you

I had your number quite some time ago
Back when we were young
But I had to grow
Ten thousand years I've searched it seems and now
Gotta get to you
Won't you tell me how
Call me call me
Let me know you are there
Call me call me
I wanna know you still care
Come on now won't you
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you
Come on now won't you
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
Reasons for livin my life
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to know you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you

24 has been KICKING ASS. WWJBD? Jack Bauer would kick an ass. And interrogate with shunted electrical wires from a lamp. His gf's HUSBAND THAT'S WHO. W00t! I'm trying to zip through Season 4 before the next ep of 5 so there's no big surprises. Wish me luck on that work and life as been so busy lately I'm lucky to get in half an ep a day. Episodes are filmed in real time lol.

Lost: The Musical

Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.

P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.

P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.

Outsourcing is hilarious.

Best Conan O'Brien Biography Ever

17 out of 18. Beat that suckas.

Name That Game

MJ Rules all video games

"I Remember"
Do you ever wonder where
We would be if we'd have tried
A little harder?
It seems like yesterday
That we were making plans
For the future
But it's been so long
Since I have known the truth
These dreams we've left abandoned
And I'm haunted by your face
And the memory of your kisses
Sweet kisses
Do you remember?
I still remember so much
I remember never feeling so alive
Do you remember?
I still can't forget your touch
We swore that we would never end
We knew our love transcend space and time
Do you remember?
I still remember so much
I remember never feeling so alive
Do you remember?
I still can't forget your touch
We swore that we would never end
These memories slip away
The ghost of what we were
Is fading
But there is no more pain
Which is funny 'cause that night
I was dying
Now I don't even recognize
The girl I swore that someday
I would marry
But I can't forget her face
And I can't forget her kisses
Sweet kisses
Do you remember?
I still remember so much
Or how we swore that we would never be alone
Do you remember?
I still remember so much
I remember never feeling so alive
Do you remember?
'Cause I still remember so much
We swore that we would never end
We knew our love transcend space and time
Do you remember?
God I remember so much

I love Stabbing Westward

It’s a rare condition, this day and age,
To read any good news on the newspaper page
Love and tradition of the grand design,
Some people say it’s even harder to find
Well then there must be some magic clue
Inside these tearful walls

Cause all I see is a tower of dreams
Real love burstin’ out of every seam.
As days go by, we’re gonna fill our house with happiness.
The moon may cry,
We’re gonna smother the blues with tenderness.

When days go by, there’s room fr you, room for me,
For gentle hearts an opportunity.
As days go by,
It’s the bigger love of the family...

Infinity Points if you get it without looking.

From Gizmodo:

If you were going to score free DVDs somehow, what better way then to steal Netflix rentals from your neighbor’s mailbox? Just ask your jolly mailman! He’s already jacked up Mr. Thompson next door for 503 movies. Gloria Flores used to work for the USPS until she admitted to stealing over 500 DVDs in the mail from Netflix. She got 3 years probation and 100 hours community service. How’d she get caught? People in the town of Lyons started not receiving their Netflix rentals and called the Postmaster to complain. An investigation was launched and sure enough, Flores had stolen everyone’s movies. Even Gigli.

Sonic Says




"Kids there's nothing more cool than getting a hug from someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or a way that makes you uncomfortable that's NO GOOD!
No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First you say "No" then you get out of there!"

THANKS SONIC!

New Years Texting Record!

“More than six million messages were sent every hour by people welcoming 2006 reveal statistics.”

That's ridiculous!

Been super duper busy lately so lack of posts have been a mix of that coupled with vacation.

New Years was a blast, now it's a 4-day weekend. Awesomeness for that. Hope everyone had a very Happy New Year!