I laughed SO hard at this.

J.K. Rowling rival delivers speech to school, calls Harry Potter gay. Hilarity ensues.

Wow. They forgot to quote the first part of his speech about other fantasy novels. "Frodo and Sam? They aren't the only poofs in town, y'know."

"What's all this about the children going to Narnia? No one catch the whole "coming out of the closet" references? The Professor was the first, you know? First to come out of the wardro- I mean closet. Now the little children are, too. They aren't the only gays in town."

Apparently awhile back there was a product on Amazon, The Nimbus broom...the comments have been removed but check out this cached version of the page. Reada the user comments. lolol

LOL