I think Honda’s Asimo needs to call a headhunter. While some of his buds are working as surgeons, or exploring their artistic sides as dancers, what’s “the world’s most advanced humanoid walking robot” doing? Looks like he’s working as a crossing guard. Honda has produced a video for educators in which Asimo teaches kids the safe way to cross streets. While we certainly think that’s admirable, we can’t help but worry that Honda is stifling Asimo’s career ambitions. Still I guess it beats Asimo’s other recent gig: clowning for the kids at Disneyland.
Friday, July 01, 2005
I think Honda’s Asimo needs to call a headhunter. While some of his buds are working as surgeons, or exploring their artistic sides as dancers, what’s “the world’s most advanced humanoid walking robot” doing? Looks like he’s working as a crossing guard. Honda has produced a video for educators in which Asimo teaches kids the safe way to cross streets. While we certainly think that’s admirable, we can’t help but worry that Honda is stifling Asimo’s career ambitions. Still I guess it beats Asimo’s other recent gig: clowning for the kids at Disneyland.
Thursday, June 30, 2005
The road between Oregon's Willamette Valley, where Portland sits, and the Pacific coast is known for recreation, wineries and beauty.
This weekend, it will also be known for slow traffic, the group said in a study titled "Are We There Yet?"
Interstate 64 in the Tidewater region of southeastern Virginia is second on the group's list of vacation bottlenecks, followed by the Maryland-Delaware shore, Branson, Missouri, and North Carolina's Outer Banks.
Rounding out the Top 10 are Cape Cod, the Jersey Shore, California's Napa Valley, the Amish country of Pennsylvania and the Catskill Mountains in New York.
"Part of slowing down is about relaxing," said Greg Cohen, president of the group. "But slowing down because you're stuck in traffic is very frustrating."
An estimated 33.9 million people are expected to travel by motor vehicle during the holiday weekend, according to AAA.
Whew I hope we don't run into too many of them going to Baltimore :P
This weekend, it will also be known for slow traffic, the group said in a study titled "Are We There Yet?"
Interstate 64 in the Tidewater region of southeastern Virginia is second on the group's list of vacation bottlenecks, followed by the Maryland-Delaware shore, Branson, Missouri, and North Carolina's Outer Banks.
Rounding out the Top 10 are Cape Cod, the Jersey Shore, California's Napa Valley, the Amish country of Pennsylvania and the Catskill Mountains in New York.
"Part of slowing down is about relaxing," said Greg Cohen, president of the group. "But slowing down because you're stuck in traffic is very frustrating."
An estimated 33.9 million people are expected to travel by motor vehicle during the holiday weekend, according to AAA.
Whew I hope we don't run into too many of them going to Baltimore :P
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Time for another You're The Man Now Dog roundup :)
Move Bitch (Get Out The Way)
Milton Lets Go
Super Macgyver World
Sonic The Hedgehog says "That's No Good"
I Am Your Father..."I'll neverjoin youuuu.. That'snottrueee.. NOOooOoooooooggHhhh,
NOOoogogGGuuugGHh"
Elmo Dies
Darth Cosby Is Your Father
Ace Ventura Owns Me At DDR ;(
United States Of Detective John Kimble
Donald Rumsfeld Thriller
What To Name The Death Star
Lord Of The Rings Assault On Mordor
Move Bitch (Get Out The Way)
Milton Lets Go
Super Macgyver World
Sonic The Hedgehog says "That's No Good"
I Am Your Father..."I'll neverjoin youuuu.. That'snottrueee.. NOOooOoooooooggHhhh,
NOOoogogGGuuugGHh"
Elmo Dies
Darth Cosby Is Your Father
Ace Ventura Owns Me At DDR ;(
United States Of Detective John Kimble
Donald Rumsfeld Thriller
What To Name The Death Star
Lord Of The Rings Assault On Mordor
V_nn_ W_ite to get st_r on Holl_woo_ W_lk of F_me. Wh_ G_v_s _ Sh_t?
Found this Yankee Quiz(as in the North not the team) very fun.
Whew this work week has been BUS-Y! Can't wait for it to end. Taking a trip down to Baltimore with Jess for our 1 year anniversary.
Found this Yankee Quiz(as in the North not the team) very fun.
Whew this work week has been BUS-Y! Can't wait for it to end. Taking a trip down to Baltimore with Jess for our 1 year anniversary.
Monday, June 27, 2005
So Paul Winchell the voice of Tigger died in his sleep this past Friday. John Fiedler also passed away this morning. He was the voice of Piglet. Creepy eh?
Very interesting story about a woman who set the man who raped her daughter on fire when he was released from prison. Interesting quote from a commentator regarding the legal system: "Don't be silly. The purpose of the legal system isn't to sanction vengeance; it's to deter and reform." Thought provoking eh?
Friday, June 24, 2005
646MB later I've gotten 40 N64 games. And an amazing emulator (Project 64) that runs all of them right from your PC. I couldn't resist and I immediately loaded The New Tetris up just to see if it would work....
....Amazing. That familiar menu music started playing. The New Tetris was the one game I never sold back when I booted my N64 to upgrade to GameCube 3 years ago. I have sorely missed it. I still own the cartridge in case I ever got an N64 again or wanted to borrow my nephew's (not a bad idea actually). The multiplayer was amazing, single player engrossing and addictive. I WAS the TetrisMaster. The world of emulation rocks my socks off. All the old hits are here...
Conker's Bad Fur Day
Goldeneye
Banjo Kazooie & Banjo Tooie
Gauntlet Legends
Jet Force Gemini
Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time & Majora's Mask
Paper Mario
Perfect Dark
Mario Part 1, 2 & 3
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
and Worms Armageddon.
Ahhhh :) Weekend here I come!
I always find it amusing how you can see the leaps in technology just by viewing the video game industry. We went from:
Pong/Pitfall to
Mario/Zelda to
Sonic/Tails (lol sorry had to) to
Ocarina Of Time/Goldeneye to
Halo 1 & 2/Pikim/Vice City.
Looking at the specs of the video game consoles has always interested me.
Playstation 2
Processor: 128-bit "Emotion Engine" clocked at 300 MHz
Media: Proprietary 4.7-GB DVD and original PlayStation CDs
GameCube
Processor: "Gekko" IBM Power PC microprocessor clocked at 485 MHz
Media: Proprietary 1.5-GB optical disc
XBox
Processor: Modified Intel Pentium III clocked at 733 MHz
Media: 8-GB built-in hard drive & proprietary 4.7-GB DVD
Compare this to consoles of yesteryear.
It's also interesting to see when the consoles had leapt ahead 2 generations that the once-seemingly powerful consoles of yesteryear were now handhold consoles! Basically the PSP is a mix between the PS1 and PS2 systems. The Advance/Advance SP/DS are all souped up NES/SNES systems. Will XBox bring their own to the scene? I'm sure Gates has that well under wraps.
Gameboy Advance SP
Processor: 32-Bit RISC with embedded memory
Media: GB/GBA/GBASP cartridges
Nintendo DS
Processor: ARM9 and one ARM7 33Mhz processors
Media: 1 DS slot, 1 Game Boy Advance / SP slot
802.11b wireless
PlaystationPortable (PSP)
Processor: PSP CPU clocked at 333MHz
Media: UMD Drive (Read only) 1.8GB
802.11b wireless
Pong/Pitfall to
Mario/Zelda to
Sonic/Tails (lol sorry had to) to
Ocarina Of Time/Goldeneye to
Halo 1 & 2/Pikim/Vice City.
Looking at the specs of the video game consoles has always interested me.
Playstation 2
Processor: 128-bit "Emotion Engine" clocked at 300 MHz
Media: Proprietary 4.7-GB DVD and original PlayStation CDs
GameCube
Processor: "Gekko" IBM Power PC microprocessor clocked at 485 MHz
Media: Proprietary 1.5-GB optical disc
XBox
Processor: Modified Intel Pentium III clocked at 733 MHz
Media: 8-GB built-in hard drive & proprietary 4.7-GB DVD
Compare this to consoles of yesteryear.
It's also interesting to see when the consoles had leapt ahead 2 generations that the once-seemingly powerful consoles of yesteryear were now handhold consoles! Basically the PSP is a mix between the PS1 and PS2 systems. The Advance/Advance SP/DS are all souped up NES/SNES systems. Will XBox bring their own to the scene? I'm sure Gates has that well under wraps.
Gameboy Advance SP
Processor: 32-Bit RISC with embedded memory
Media: GB/GBA/GBASP cartridges
Nintendo DS
Processor: ARM9 and one ARM7 33Mhz processors
Media: 1 DS slot, 1 Game Boy Advance / SP slot
802.11b wireless
PlaystationPortable (PSP)
Processor: PSP CPU clocked at 333MHz
Media: UMD Drive (Read only) 1.8GB
802.11b wireless
Evidence of the atrocities at Zimbabwe
Ever feel like just hiding out? Try the new public "Hiding Box"
On another note I'm so ready for this weekend.
Ever feel like just hiding out? Try the new public "Hiding Box"
On another note I'm so ready for this weekend.
Women sick after receiving silicone injections at "Silicone Party"
In other news...Women are having Silicone Parties...??
COCAINE BRICKS CONTAINING INTERNAL HEROIN BRICKS IN NOGALES, ARIZONA
Man hiding heroin IN cocaine! They'll never figure THAT one out! Check out some of the other ones. Man drug trafficking is getting desperate when you have to hide heroin in spools of Peruvian thread.
White Collar Crime determined with....bagels.
"Healthy Human Flesh Alternative"
Ok this is sick...now as Americans we're accepting or catering to cannibals?
In other news...Women are having Silicone Parties...??
COCAINE BRICKS CONTAINING INTERNAL HEROIN BRICKS IN NOGALES, ARIZONA
Man hiding heroin IN cocaine! They'll never figure THAT one out! Check out some of the other ones. Man drug trafficking is getting desperate when you have to hide heroin in spools of Peruvian thread.
White Collar Crime determined with....bagels.
"Healthy Human Flesh Alternative"
Ok this is sick...now as Americans we're accepting or catering to cannibals?
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Movie Whore Test: Check all the movies you've seen!
1. (x)Napoleon Dynamite
2. (x)Saw
3. (x)White Noise
4. ( )White Oleander
5. (x)Anger Management
6. (x)50 First Dates
7. (x)Scream
8. (x)scream...it's on here twice because?...
9. (x)Scream 2
10.(x)Scream 3
11. (x)Scary Movie
12. (x )Scary Movie 2
13. (x )Scary Movie 3
14. (x)American Pie
15. (x)American Pie 2
16. (x)American Wedding
17. (x)Harry Potter
18. (x)Harry Potter 2
19. (x)Harry Potter 3
20. (x)Resident Evil I
21. (x)Resident Evil 2
22. (x)The Wedding Singer
23. ( )Little Black Book
24. (x)The Village
25. (x)Donnie Darko
26. ( )Lilo & Stitch
27. (x)Finding Nemo
28. ( )Finding Neverland
29. (x)13 Ghosts
30. (x)Signs
31. (x)The Grinch
32. (x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)
33. (x)White Chicks (My first movie date with Jess lol)
34. (x)Butterfly Effect
35. (x)Thirteen going on 30
36. (x)I, Robot
37. (x) Dodgeball
38. (x)Universal Soldier
39. (x)Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
40. ( ) Along Came A Spider
41. (x) Deep impact
42. ( ) KingPin
43. (x) Never Been Kissed
44. (x)Meet The Parents
45. (x)Meet The Fockers
46. (x)Eight Crazy Nights
47. ( )A Cinderella Story
48. (x)The Terminal
49. ( )The Lizzie McGuire Movie
50. ( )Passport to Paris
51. (x)Dumb & Dumber
52. (x)Dumb & Dumberer
53. (x)Final Destination
54. (x)Final Destination 2
55. (x)Halloween
56. (x)The Ring
57. ( )The Ring 2
58. (x)Harold & Kumar go to Whitecastle
59. (x)Practical Magic
60. (x)Chicago
61. (x)Ghost Ship
62. (x)From Hell
63. (x)Hellboy
64. ( )Secret Window
65. (x)I Am Sam
66. (x)The Whole Nine Yards
67. ()The Whole Ten Yards
68. (x)The Day After Tomorrow
69. (x)Child's Play
70. ( )Bride Of Chucky
71. (x)Ten Things I Hate About You
72. (x)Just Married
73. (x)Gothika
74. (x)Nightmare on Elm Street
75. (x)Sixteen Candles
76. (x)Bad Boys
77. (x)Bad Boys 2
78. (x)Joy Ride
79. (x)Seven
80. (x)Ocean's Eleven
81. (x)Ocean's Twelve
82. (x)Identity
83. ( )Lone Star State Of Mind
84. (x)Bedazzled
85. (x)Predator I
86. (x)Predator II
87. (x)Independence Day
88. ( )Cujo
89. (x)A Bronx Tale
90. ( )Darkness Falls
91. ( )Christine
92. (x)SLC Punk
93. (x)Children Of The Corn (HE WANTS YOU TOO MALACHAI!)
94. ( )My Boss' Daughter
95. (x)Maid In Manhattan
96. ( )Frailty
97. ( ) Best Bet
98. ( )How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days
99. (x)She's All That
100.( ) Calendar Girls
101.( ) Sideways
102.(x)Mars Attacks
103.(x)Event Horizon
104.(x)Ever After
105.(x)Forrest Gump
106.(x)Big Trouble In Little China
107.(x)X-Men 1
108.(x)X-Men 2
109.(x)Jeepers Creepers
110.( )Jeepers Creepers 2
111.(x)Catch Me If You Can
112.(x) The Others
113.(x)Freaky Friday
114.(x)Reign Of Fire (OMG a movie when Christian Bale didn't suck as Batman!)
115.(x)Cruel Intentions
116.(x)PI
117.(x)Swimfan
118.(x) Miracle
119.(x)Old School
120.(x)Ray
121.(x)The Notebook
122.(x)K-Pax
123.(xxxxxxx)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
124.(xxxxxxxxxxxxx)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
125.(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
126.(x)A Walk to Remember
127.( )Boogeyman
128.(x)Hitch
129.( )Back Door Sluts 9 (Now if it was front door...)
130.(x)South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
131.(x)The Fifth Element
132.(xx) Star Wars Episode I
133.(xx)Star Wars Episode II
134.(xxx)Star Wars Episode III
135.(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)Star Wars Episode IV
136.(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)Star Wars Episode V
137.(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)Star Wars Episode VI
138.(x)Beverly Hills Cop
139.( )Swimming With Sharks
140.(x) Trainspotting
141.( )People Under The Stairs
142.(x)Blue Velvet
143.(x)Sound Of Music
144.(x) The Parent Trap (Old and New!)
145.(x)The Burbs (Oh God yes)
146.(x) Meet Joe Black
147.(x) Wild Things
148.(x) A Clockwork Orange
149.( )The Order
150.(x)Spiderman
151.(x)Spiderman 2
152.( ) Amelie
153.(x) Mean Girls
154.(x)Shrek
155.(x)Shrek 2
156.(x)The Incredibles
157.(x)Collateral
158.(x)The Fast & The Furious
159.( )2 Fast 2 Furious
160.( )Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
161.( )Closer
162.(x)The Sixth Sense
163.(x)Artificial Intelligence(A.I.)
164.(x)Love Actually
165.( )Shutter
166.( )Ella Enchanted
167.(x)Princess Diaries 1
168.(x)Princess Diaries 2
169.(x)Constantine
170.(x)Million Dollar Baby
171.( )Life Of David Gale
172.(x)25th hour
173.(x)Vanilla Sky
174.(x)Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (Did you see my blog title and layout??)
175.(x)Boogie Nights
176.(x)Braveheart
177.( )The Anarchist Cook Book
178.( ) My House In Umbria
179.(x) Double Jeopardy
180.(x) Monsters, Inc
181.(x)Kill Bill Vol. 1
182.(x) Kill Bill Vol. 2
183.(x) Eight Legged Freaks
184.(x ) The Exorcist I
185.( ) The Exorcist II
186.( ) The Exorcist III
187.(x) Titanic
188.(x) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
189.(x)Underworld
190.(x)Cast Away
192.(x)Waterworld
193.(x)Wizard Of Oz
194.(x)Super Troopers
195.(x)The Breakfast Club
196.(x)Robin Hood: Men in Tights
197.(x)Billy Madison
198.(x)Philadelphia
199.(x) Pirates of the Carribbean
200.(x) Edward Scissorhands!
201.( ) Phantom of the Opera
202.(x) the Bourne Identity
203.(x) The Bourne Supremecy
204.( ) Sahara
205.(x) S.W.A.T.
206.( ) Unleashed
207.(x) Minority Report
208.(x) Taking Lives
209.( )Romper Stomper
You're a movie whore if you have seen over 85!!
How many did Pete see?: Roughly 164. I'll recount later to make sure I didn't botch it up. As if we all knew I wasn't the movie master :P
1. (x)Napoleon Dynamite
2. (x)Saw
3. (x)White Noise
4. ( )White Oleander
5. (x)Anger Management
6. (x)50 First Dates
7. (x)Scream
8. (x)scream...it's on here twice because?...
9. (x)Scream 2
10.(x)Scream 3
11. (x)Scary Movie
12. (x )Scary Movie 2
13. (x )Scary Movie 3
14. (x)American Pie
15. (x)American Pie 2
16. (x)American Wedding
17. (x)Harry Potter
18. (x)Harry Potter 2
19. (x)Harry Potter 3
20. (x)Resident Evil I
21. (x)Resident Evil 2
22. (x)The Wedding Singer
23. ( )Little Black Book
24. (x)The Village
25. (x)Donnie Darko
26. ( )Lilo & Stitch
27. (x)Finding Nemo
28. ( )Finding Neverland
29. (x)13 Ghosts
30. (x)Signs
31. (x)The Grinch
32. (x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)
33. (x)White Chicks (My first movie date with Jess lol)
34. (x)Butterfly Effect
35. (x)Thirteen going on 30
36. (x)I, Robot
37. (x) Dodgeball
38. (x)Universal Soldier
39. (x)Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
40. ( ) Along Came A Spider
41. (x) Deep impact
42. ( ) KingPin
43. (x) Never Been Kissed
44. (x)Meet The Parents
45. (x)Meet The Fockers
46. (x)Eight Crazy Nights
47. ( )A Cinderella Story
48. (x)The Terminal
49. ( )The Lizzie McGuire Movie
50. ( )Passport to Paris
51. (x)Dumb & Dumber
52. (x)Dumb & Dumberer
53. (x)Final Destination
54. (x)Final Destination 2
55. (x)Halloween
56. (x)The Ring
57. ( )The Ring 2
58. (x)Harold & Kumar go to Whitecastle
59. (x)Practical Magic
60. (x)Chicago
61. (x)Ghost Ship
62. (x)From Hell
63. (x)Hellboy
64. ( )Secret Window
65. (x)I Am Sam
66. (x)The Whole Nine Yards
67. ()The Whole Ten Yards
68. (x)The Day After Tomorrow
69. (x)Child's Play
70. ( )Bride Of Chucky
71. (x)Ten Things I Hate About You
72. (x)Just Married
73. (x)Gothika
74. (x)Nightmare on Elm Street
75. (x)Sixteen Candles
76. (x)Bad Boys
77. (x)Bad Boys 2
78. (x)Joy Ride
79. (x)Seven
80. (x)Ocean's Eleven
81. (x)Ocean's Twelve
82. (x)Identity
83. ( )Lone Star State Of Mind
84. (x)Bedazzled
85. (x)Predator I
86. (x)Predator II
87. (x)Independence Day
88. ( )Cujo
89. (x)A Bronx Tale
90. ( )Darkness Falls
91. ( )Christine
92. (x)SLC Punk
93. (x)Children Of The Corn (HE WANTS YOU TOO MALACHAI!)
94. ( )My Boss' Daughter
95. (x)Maid In Manhattan
96. ( )Frailty
97. ( ) Best Bet
98. ( )How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days
99. (x)She's All That
100.( ) Calendar Girls
101.( ) Sideways
102.(x)Mars Attacks
103.(x)Event Horizon
104.(x)Ever After
105.(x)Forrest Gump
106.(x)Big Trouble In Little China
107.(x)X-Men 1
108.(x)X-Men 2
109.(x)Jeepers Creepers
110.( )Jeepers Creepers 2
111.(x)Catch Me If You Can
112.(x) The Others
113.(x)Freaky Friday
114.(x)Reign Of Fire (OMG a movie when Christian Bale didn't suck as Batman!)
115.(x)Cruel Intentions
116.(x)PI
117.(x)Swimfan
118.(x) Miracle
119.(x)Old School
120.(x)Ray
121.(x)The Notebook
122.(x)K-Pax
123.(xxxxxxx)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
124.(xxxxxxxxxxxxx)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
125.(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
126.(x)A Walk to Remember
127.( )Boogeyman
128.(x)Hitch
129.( )Back Door Sluts 9 (Now if it was front door...)
130.(x)South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
131.(x)The Fifth Element
132.(xx) Star Wars Episode I
133.(xx)Star Wars Episode II
134.(xxx)Star Wars Episode III
135.(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)Star Wars Episode IV
136.(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)Star Wars Episode V
137.(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)Star Wars Episode VI
138.(x)Beverly Hills Cop
139.( )Swimming With Sharks
140.(x) Trainspotting
141.( )People Under The Stairs
142.(x)Blue Velvet
143.(x)Sound Of Music
144.(x) The Parent Trap (Old and New!)
145.(x)The Burbs (Oh God yes)
146.(x) Meet Joe Black
147.(x) Wild Things
148.(x) A Clockwork Orange
149.( )The Order
150.(x)Spiderman
151.(x)Spiderman 2
152.( ) Amelie
153.(x) Mean Girls
154.(x)Shrek
155.(x)Shrek 2
156.(x)The Incredibles
157.(x)Collateral
158.(x)The Fast & The Furious
159.( )2 Fast 2 Furious
160.( )Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
161.( )Closer
162.(x)The Sixth Sense
163.(x)Artificial Intelligence(A.I.)
164.(x)Love Actually
165.( )Shutter
166.( )Ella Enchanted
167.(x)Princess Diaries 1
168.(x)Princess Diaries 2
169.(x)Constantine
170.(x)Million Dollar Baby
171.( )Life Of David Gale
172.(x)25th hour
173.(x)Vanilla Sky
174.(x)Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (Did you see my blog title and layout??)
175.(x)Boogie Nights
176.(x)Braveheart
177.( )The Anarchist Cook Book
178.( ) My House In Umbria
179.(x) Double Jeopardy
180.(x) Monsters, Inc
181.(x)Kill Bill Vol. 1
182.(x) Kill Bill Vol. 2
183.(x) Eight Legged Freaks
184.(x ) The Exorcist I
185.( ) The Exorcist II
186.( ) The Exorcist III
187.(x) Titanic
188.(x) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
189.(x)Underworld
190.(x)Cast Away
192.(x)Waterworld
193.(x)Wizard Of Oz
194.(x)Super Troopers
195.(x)The Breakfast Club
196.(x)Robin Hood: Men in Tights
197.(x)Billy Madison
198.(x)Philadelphia
199.(x) Pirates of the Carribbean
200.(x) Edward Scissorhands!
201.( ) Phantom of the Opera
202.(x) the Bourne Identity
203.(x) The Bourne Supremecy
204.( ) Sahara
205.(x) S.W.A.T.
206.( ) Unleashed
207.(x) Minority Report
208.(x) Taking Lives
209.( )Romper Stomper
You're a movie whore if you have seen over 85!!
How many did Pete see?: Roughly 164. I'll recount later to make sure I didn't botch it up. As if we all knew I wasn't the movie master :P
3 Boys Missing in NJ
"The place from which they disappeared is a few doors from a school and in a neighborhood that is safer than most in Camden, which last fall was ranked most dangerous in the United States in a reference book that compares crime statistics."
Well at least we win in something?
"The place from which they disappeared is a few doors from a school and in a neighborhood that is safer than most in Camden, which last fall was ranked most dangerous in the United States in a reference book that compares crime statistics."
Well at least we win in something?
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
OMG! I’m going to have to clear off my bed because the Prince is back! Teddy Ruxpin, that magical bear that sang to me, danced with me, talked to me, slept with me, told me where to put the bodies, and even gave me an alibi for the Bangkok police, is back!
Created 20 years ago, the new Ruxpin—Ruxpin Reloaded?—will use digital cartridges containing animation and audio. It would be so cool if you could hook old Ted up to your PC via USB cable and it would also be cool if he would stop following me home even after all these years. He just sits outside and stares. And stares. And stares...
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Ok this made me feel like an idiot.
Head Count
Do the math in your head.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. And another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total? Scroll to the bottom to find out.
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ANSWER:
Studies have shown that 98% of the population ends up with the number 5000. The math above actually adds up to 4100. Don't believe us? Get out the calculator!
Head Count
Do the math in your head.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. And another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total? Scroll to the bottom to find out.
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ANSWER:
Studies have shown that 98% of the population ends up with the number 5000. The math above actually adds up to 4100. Don't believe us? Get out the calculator!
Here's one of my favorite Podcasts to listen to. The Catholic Insider, with Father Roderick Vonhögen, Catholic priest of the Archdiocese of Utrecht, The Netherlands.
Monday, June 20, 2005
Funny office pranks that I will never try.
"Disassemble a musical birthday card and carefully tape it underneath a coworkers chair so that when the chair is leaned back, the card activates. It took more than four hours for one coworker to discover the source of the intermittent noise!"
"Subtle in execution, but so hot when it yields results. Change the AutoCorrect on a coworker’s Word settings such that when he types in, say “facilitate,” it gets auto-corrected to “faliatiate”. Don’t have the patience to wait for him to type facilitate? Change “the” to “teet”, and so on."
LOL
"Disassemble a musical birthday card and carefully tape it underneath a coworkers chair so that when the chair is leaned back, the card activates. It took more than four hours for one coworker to discover the source of the intermittent noise!"
"Subtle in execution, but so hot when it yields results. Change the AutoCorrect on a coworker’s Word settings such that when he types in, say “facilitate,” it gets auto-corrected to “faliatiate”. Don’t have the patience to wait for him to type facilitate? Change “the” to “teet”, and so on."
LOL
Friday, June 17, 2005
My pirate name is:
Captain Roger Read

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
YARRRRRR!
Some Fark posts concerning the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise engagement had me cracking up:
"It's simple... Tom Cruise used his clear level scientology powers to brainwash Katie into thinking she was a man in love with Tom Cruise. Katie soon to rip her face off, reminiscent of Mission:Impossible, to reveal she is really, Nicole Kidman."
"Xenu must be proud."
"f*ck L. Ron Hubbard and all of his clones" (Tool Aenema reference lol)
"
-Odds they'll see a divorce court in the next 5 years: 97%
-Odds they'll see a divorce court in the next year: 45%
-Odds that Katie will have a revelation and decide that Scientology is for nut bags about that same time: 98%
-Odds that they'll have any children that are not adopted: 5%
-Odds that Katie will get stuck caring for any kids they adopt after the divorce: 92%
-Odds that all this is about Tommy Boy's desire to look straighter and Katie's ambition to land potential Oscar winning screen roles and not about love: 65%
-Odds that Tommy Boy's exs are shaking their head and laughing: 100%"
"Katie, stop. You're giving the state of Ohio a *worse* image."
Oh Tom...can't I have the old Mission Impossible Tom back?
"It's simple... Tom Cruise used his clear level scientology powers to brainwash Katie into thinking she was a man in love with Tom Cruise. Katie soon to rip her face off, reminiscent of Mission:Impossible, to reveal she is really, Nicole Kidman."
"Xenu must be proud."
"f*ck L. Ron Hubbard and all of his clones" (Tool Aenema reference lol)
"
-Odds they'll see a divorce court in the next 5 years: 97%
-Odds they'll see a divorce court in the next year: 45%
-Odds that Katie will have a revelation and decide that Scientology is for nut bags about that same time: 98%
-Odds that they'll have any children that are not adopted: 5%
-Odds that Katie will get stuck caring for any kids they adopt after the divorce: 92%
-Odds that all this is about Tommy Boy's desire to look straighter and Katie's ambition to land potential Oscar winning screen roles and not about love: 65%
-Odds that Tommy Boy's exs are shaking their head and laughing: 100%"
"Katie, stop. You're giving the state of Ohio a *worse* image."
Oh Tom...can't I have the old Mission Impossible Tom back?
Teddy Ruxpin gets with the times, goes digital.
Holy shit....wait until Dozey does the same thing...although I haven't seen HIS butt in years...he was like the poor man's Ruxpin.
Holy shit....wait until Dozey does the same thing...although I haven't seen HIS butt in years...he was like the poor man's Ruxpin.
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Extroverted (E) 61.9% Introverted (I) 38.1%
Sensing (S) 54.76% Intuitive (N) 45.24%
Feeling (F) 54.05% Thinking (T) 45.95%
Perceiving (P) 51.35% Judging (J) 48.65%
Sensing (S) 54.76% Intuitive (N) 45.24%
Feeling (F) 54.05% Thinking (T) 45.95%
Perceiving (P) 51.35% Judging (J) 48.65%
| ESFP - "Entertainer". Radiates attractive warmth and optimism. Smooth, witty, charming, clever. Fun to be with. Very generous. 8.5% of the total population. |
So I saw something new down in the cafeteria this morning. No sooner did Coke sweetened with Splenda arrive then a new Coca-Cola product is on the market: Coca-Cola zero. Coke Zero is basically a different-tasting Coke than other Diet Coke. The drink will be sweetened partly with a blend of aspartame and acesulfame potassium. Aspartame is a key ingredient in Diet Coke, but a spokesman for the Atlanta-based company said Coca-Cola Zero will "have a unique taste." Sitting here sipping it, it tastes like regular coke without all the sugar. Not bad and a better calorie option as opposed to C2 coke which I did like but scoffed at 12g of sugar still with only 45 calories. If the sugar had been cut even more I'd have been satisfied.











And for your reading pleasure here's the Coca-Cola slogans over the years. My personal favorite is still Always Coca-Cola. And if I lived in 1907 I'm sure I'd be loving "Coca-Cola is full of vim, vigor and go - is a snappy drink."
* 1886 - Drink Coca-Cola.
* 1900 - Deliciously refreshing.
* 1900 - For headache and exhaustion, drink Coca-Cola.
* 1904 - Delicious and refreshing.
* 1904 - Coca-Cola ... satisfies.
* 1905 - Coca-Cola revives and sustains.
* 1905 - Wherever you go ... you will find Coca-Cola.
* 1906 - The drink of quality.
* 1906 - The great national temperance beverage.
* 1907 - Coca-Cola is full of vim, vigor and go - is a snappy drink.
* 1908 - Get the genuine.
* 1909 - Whenever you see an arrow, think of Coca-Cola.
* 1911 - Enjoy a glass of liquid laughter.
* 1917 - Three million a day.
* 1920 - Coca-Cola ... good things from 9 chimes poured into a single glass.
* 1922 - Thirst knows no season.
* 1923 - Enjoy thirst.
* 1925 - It has the charm of purity.
* 1925 - With a drink so good ... 'tis folly to be thirsty.
* 1925 - Six million a day.
* 1926 - Coca-Cola is the shortest distance between thirst and refreshment.
* 1927 - It had to be good to get where it is.
* 1927 - Around the corner from anywhere.
* 1927 - At the little red sign.
* 1928 - Coca-Cola ... pure drink of natural flavors.
* 1929 - The best served drink in the world.
* 1929 - The pause that refreshes.
* 1932 - Ice-cold sunshine.
* 1932 - Thirst come, thirst served.
* 1933 - Bounce back to normal.
* 1933 - Don't wear a tired, thirsty face.
* 1935 - Coca-Cola ... the pause that brings friends together.
* 1937 - America's favorite moment.
* 1938 - The best friend thirst ever had.
* 1938 - Thirst asks nothing more.
* 1939 - Coca-Cola goes along.
* 1939 - Coca-Cola has the taste thirst goes for.
* 1939 - Whoever you are, whatever you do, wherever you may be, when you think of refreshment, think of icecold Coca-Cola.
* 1940 - Within easy reach of your thirst.
* 1940 - America's year round answer to thirst.
* 1941 - Work refreshed.
* 1941 - Coca-Cola belongs.
* 1942 - The only thing like Coca-Cola is Coca-Cola itself.
* 1942 - Coca-Cola has that extra something.
* 1942 - The best is always the better buy.
* 1942 - It's the real thing.
* 1943 - Universal symbol of the American way of life ... Coca-Cola.
* 1943 - With a taste all its own.
* 1945 - The happy symbol of a friendly way of life.
* 1945 - Why grow thirsty?
* 1946 - The world's friendliest club ... admission 5¢.
* 1946 - Yes.
* 1947 - Coca-Cola ... continuous quality.
* 1947 - Continuous quality is quality you trust.
* 1947 - The quality of Coca-Cola is a friendly quality you can always trust.
* 1948 - Where there's Coke there's hospitality.
* 1949 - Coca-Cola ... along the highway to anywhere.
* 1950 - Thirst, too, seeks quality.
* 1951 - For home and hospitality.
* 1951 - You taste its quality.
* 1952 - What you want is a Coke.
* 1952 - Coke follows thirst everywhere.
* 1953 - Drive safely ... Drive refreshed.
* 1953 - Midsummer magic.
* 1955 - Bright and bracing as sunshine.
* 1956 - Coca-Cola ... makes good things taste better.
* 1956 - The friendliest drink on earth.
* 1956 - Gives a bright little life.
* 1956 - Coca-Cola puts you at your sparkling best.
* 1957 - Sign of good taste.
* 1958 - The cold, crisp taste of Coke.
* 1959 - Cheerful life of Coke.
* 1959 - Relax refreshed with ice-cold Coca-Cola.
* 1959 - Be really refreshed.
* 1959 - The cold, crisp taste that so deeply satisfies.
* 1961 - Coca-Cola refreshed you best.
* 1963 - The big bold taste that's always just right.
* 1963 - Things go better with Coke.
* 1963 - Go better refreshed.
* 1964 - Coca-Cola gives that special zing ... refreshed best.
* 1965 - Enjoy Coca-Cola.
* 1965 - For extra fun - take more than one! Take an extra carton of Coke!
* 1966 - Coca-Cola has the taste you never get tired of.
* 1968 - Tells your thirsty to go fly a kite.
* 1968 - Wave after wave - drink after drink.
* 1968 - For twice the convenience, bring home two cartons of Coke.
* 1968 - It's twice time.
* 1970 - It's the real thing.
* 1971 - I'd like to buy the world a Coke.
* 1972 - Coke ... goes with the good times.
* 1975 - Look up America, see what we've got.
* 1976 - Coke adds life.
* 1979 - Have a Coke and a smile.
* 1982 - Coke is it.
* 1985 - We've got a taste for you (new Coke). America's real choice (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1986 - Catch the Wave (new Coke). Red, white and you (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1988 - Can't beat the feeling (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1989 - Can't beat the real thing (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1991 - Can't beat the real thing (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1992 - Can't beat the real thing.
* 1993 - Always Coca-Cola.
* 1999 - Enjoy
* 2001 - Life tastes Good
* 2002 - Reward your curiosity (Vanilla Coke)
* 2003 - Coke is Real
* 2005 - Chill!
And for your reading pleasure here's the Coca-Cola slogans over the years. My personal favorite is still Always Coca-Cola. And if I lived in 1907 I'm sure I'd be loving "Coca-Cola is full of vim, vigor and go - is a snappy drink."
* 1886 - Drink Coca-Cola.
* 1900 - Deliciously refreshing.
* 1900 - For headache and exhaustion, drink Coca-Cola.
* 1904 - Delicious and refreshing.
* 1904 - Coca-Cola ... satisfies.
* 1905 - Coca-Cola revives and sustains.
* 1905 - Wherever you go ... you will find Coca-Cola.
* 1906 - The drink of quality.
* 1906 - The great national temperance beverage.
* 1907 - Coca-Cola is full of vim, vigor and go - is a snappy drink.
* 1908 - Get the genuine.
* 1909 - Whenever you see an arrow, think of Coca-Cola.
* 1911 - Enjoy a glass of liquid laughter.
* 1917 - Three million a day.
* 1920 - Coca-Cola ... good things from 9 chimes poured into a single glass.
* 1922 - Thirst knows no season.
* 1923 - Enjoy thirst.
* 1925 - It has the charm of purity.
* 1925 - With a drink so good ... 'tis folly to be thirsty.
* 1925 - Six million a day.
* 1926 - Coca-Cola is the shortest distance between thirst and refreshment.
* 1927 - It had to be good to get where it is.
* 1927 - Around the corner from anywhere.
* 1927 - At the little red sign.
* 1928 - Coca-Cola ... pure drink of natural flavors.
* 1929 - The best served drink in the world.
* 1929 - The pause that refreshes.
* 1932 - Ice-cold sunshine.
* 1932 - Thirst come, thirst served.
* 1933 - Bounce back to normal.
* 1933 - Don't wear a tired, thirsty face.
* 1935 - Coca-Cola ... the pause that brings friends together.
* 1937 - America's favorite moment.
* 1938 - The best friend thirst ever had.
* 1938 - Thirst asks nothing more.
* 1939 - Coca-Cola goes along.
* 1939 - Coca-Cola has the taste thirst goes for.
* 1939 - Whoever you are, whatever you do, wherever you may be, when you think of refreshment, think of icecold Coca-Cola.
* 1940 - Within easy reach of your thirst.
* 1940 - America's year round answer to thirst.
* 1941 - Work refreshed.
* 1941 - Coca-Cola belongs.
* 1942 - The only thing like Coca-Cola is Coca-Cola itself.
* 1942 - Coca-Cola has that extra something.
* 1942 - The best is always the better buy.
* 1942 - It's the real thing.
* 1943 - Universal symbol of the American way of life ... Coca-Cola.
* 1943 - With a taste all its own.
* 1945 - The happy symbol of a friendly way of life.
* 1945 - Why grow thirsty?
* 1946 - The world's friendliest club ... admission 5¢.
* 1946 - Yes.
* 1947 - Coca-Cola ... continuous quality.
* 1947 - Continuous quality is quality you trust.
* 1947 - The quality of Coca-Cola is a friendly quality you can always trust.
* 1948 - Where there's Coke there's hospitality.
* 1949 - Coca-Cola ... along the highway to anywhere.
* 1950 - Thirst, too, seeks quality.
* 1951 - For home and hospitality.
* 1951 - You taste its quality.
* 1952 - What you want is a Coke.
* 1952 - Coke follows thirst everywhere.
* 1953 - Drive safely ... Drive refreshed.
* 1953 - Midsummer magic.
* 1955 - Bright and bracing as sunshine.
* 1956 - Coca-Cola ... makes good things taste better.
* 1956 - The friendliest drink on earth.
* 1956 - Gives a bright little life.
* 1956 - Coca-Cola puts you at your sparkling best.
* 1957 - Sign of good taste.
* 1958 - The cold, crisp taste of Coke.
* 1959 - Cheerful life of Coke.
* 1959 - Relax refreshed with ice-cold Coca-Cola.
* 1959 - Be really refreshed.
* 1959 - The cold, crisp taste that so deeply satisfies.
* 1961 - Coca-Cola refreshed you best.
* 1963 - The big bold taste that's always just right.
* 1963 - Things go better with Coke.
* 1963 - Go better refreshed.
* 1964 - Coca-Cola gives that special zing ... refreshed best.
* 1965 - Enjoy Coca-Cola.
* 1965 - For extra fun - take more than one! Take an extra carton of Coke!
* 1966 - Coca-Cola has the taste you never get tired of.
* 1968 - Tells your thirsty to go fly a kite.
* 1968 - Wave after wave - drink after drink.
* 1968 - For twice the convenience, bring home two cartons of Coke.
* 1968 - It's twice time.
* 1970 - It's the real thing.
* 1971 - I'd like to buy the world a Coke.
* 1972 - Coke ... goes with the good times.
* 1975 - Look up America, see what we've got.
* 1976 - Coke adds life.
* 1979 - Have a Coke and a smile.
* 1982 - Coke is it.
* 1985 - We've got a taste for you (new Coke). America's real choice (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1986 - Catch the Wave (new Coke). Red, white and you (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1988 - Can't beat the feeling (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1989 - Can't beat the real thing (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1991 - Can't beat the real thing (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1992 - Can't beat the real thing.
* 1993 - Always Coca-Cola.
* 1999 - Enjoy
* 2001 - Life tastes Good
* 2002 - Reward your curiosity (Vanilla Coke)
* 2003 - Coke is Real
* 2005 - Chill!
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
The first rule of Fight Club is "You do not talk about Fight Club."
The second rule of Fight Club is "You do NOT talk about Fight Club."
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Only two guys to a fight.
One fight at a time, fellas.
No shirt, no shoes.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.
If this is your first night at Fight Club...you have to fight.
The second rule of Fight Club is "You do NOT talk about Fight Club."
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Only two guys to a fight.
One fight at a time, fellas.
No shirt, no shoes.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.
If this is your first night at Fight Club...you have to fight.
So I text message all the time...and this new technology service (free of charge soon enough) sounds REALLY cool. Imagine seeing a random email or # to text to when you're out and about, and when you do get info or free stuff? Can't wait to see if this hits the light of day.
Monday, June 13, 2005
Here's a link to all the Fredryk Phox vids you'd ever want.
Great weekend. Went down to see my baby Friday night. Shore traffic is definitely startign to be a bitch again so you know it's summer in full swing once more! Played 9 holes o golfo at a Nazi 9-hole course... I really want to play again tonight. Work is SO busy this week. I've just taken over 3 more queues for apps here and people are going on vacation left and right. It's going to be an interesting summer...
Great weekend. Went down to see my baby Friday night. Shore traffic is definitely startign to be a bitch again so you know it's summer in full swing once more! Played 9 holes o golfo at a Nazi 9-hole course... I really want to play again tonight. Work is SO busy this week. I've just taken over 3 more queues for apps here and people are going on vacation left and right. It's going to be an interesting summer...
Friday, June 10, 2005
I've watched Fred's videos for years. He's like an internet celebrity. Love his stuff but a video clip he did with him singing this song and the video of his "Ganga" character cracked me up.
I Don't Want Your Weed by Fredryk Phox
I don't want your weed
Too many stems and seeds
Take it back and give me my money
Before I rec-og-nize on your ass...
Punk
I will bring my gat
You can mark me on that
No cuttin' slack
with a jack in a flack
flung over your back
selling crack to pay off your funny act
with a jacked up Cadillac.
I Don't Want Your Weed by Fredryk Phox
I don't want your weed
Too many stems and seeds
Take it back and give me my money
Before I rec-og-nize on your ass...
Punk
I will bring my gat
You can mark me on that
No cuttin' slack
with a jack in a flack
flung over your back
selling crack to pay off your funny act
with a jacked up Cadillac.
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
3/4 of the year my parents live in Fort Myers Beach, part of Fort Myers, Fl. This is a sad news story I just read about a girl who was hit by a car trying to save a turtle.
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
So Britney Spears is going to have a girl...
This kid would have a better chance being raised by hungry wolves, but if Britney and Kevin have to get one, thank God it’s gonna be a girl. They would have screwed up a boy or a girl, but at least a girl will act on her emotional emptiness by stripping in 18 years and four months. As opposed to them torturing a boy with their insane, spoiled antics, in which case he would be the one carjacking me in 15 years or approaching me in a truck stop bathroom and asking if I wanted to “party.”
::sigh:: I fear for the future!
This kid would have a better chance being raised by hungry wolves, but if Britney and Kevin have to get one, thank God it’s gonna be a girl. They would have screwed up a boy or a girl, but at least a girl will act on her emotional emptiness by stripping in 18 years and four months. As opposed to them torturing a boy with their insane, spoiled antics, in which case he would be the one carjacking me in 15 years or approaching me in a truck stop bathroom and asking if I wanted to “party.”
::sigh:: I fear for the future!
Monday, June 06, 2005
StuffOnMyCat.com
Ever put stuff on your cat when they're asleep? Ever want to? Ever want to see pictures of other people doing it? Well there's something on the internet for EVERYONE.
Ever put stuff on your cat when they're asleep? Ever want to? Ever want to see pictures of other people doing it? Well there's something on the internet for EVERYONE.
Well the weekend is over. It was AWE-SOME. Friday was a hang out night at Tammy's for some Cranium killing. We rock, we won. I rule that game. Saturday was Kathy's wedding and that was totally fun. Caught Cinderella Man Saturday night, very good. Much better than Million Dollar Eastwood. Oops I meant baby. Way to go Ron Howard and way to sneak your younger brother in your movie yet again :) Sunday was a relaxing day except for the 2 hours I had to spent at the office taking care of the system upkeep after an Oracle upgrade. Oh well Monday Monday again and speeding towards the weekend!
Friday, June 03, 2005
eBay is like CRACK to some people.
This scares me. I feel bad for the poor kid who lives there with this demented Mom.
People like this make me want to be an arsonist. Watch all her eBay purchased go up in flames. I'm sure the poor kid would love to see the 8 year old Frankenberry incinerated. Christ the poor guy. If my mother was like this I'd have her committed.
This scares me. I feel bad for the poor kid who lives there with this demented Mom.
People like this make me want to be an arsonist. Watch all her eBay purchased go up in flames. I'm sure the poor kid would love to see the 8 year old Frankenberry incinerated. Christ the poor guy. If my mother was like this I'd have her committed.
He’s Not Mentally Ill, He’s not a False Prophet Like the People Who Want To Kill Him Say He Is
Scary this actually happened.
Scary this actually happened.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
You know the good 'ol Sony Aibo: cute, obviously robotic, completely harmless. These catbots from Necoro? Sick and wrong. They’re obviously being controlled remotely by real cats who’ve been enslaved by the Necoro overlords. Don’t worry, folks I'm assembling an international investigative committee to get those cats sprung free.
Watch the video. Creepy.
Watch the video. Creepy.
Friday, May 27, 2005
Two great love stories are currently captivating the nation: the doomed romance of Jedi turncoat Anakin Skywalker and his forbidden bride, Padmé Amidala, and the surprise wedding of country singer Kenny Chesney to movie star Renée Zellweger, whom he'd wooed in part by writing a song titled "You Had Me From Hello."
I wonder if we couldn't combine these two love stories into one super-mega-universal romance. The answer: yes, of course we can. And from that alternate universe of astral love, we bring you this artifact. Ready the Kleenex you should!
"You're So Beautiful (Only Because I'm So In Love With You)"
"Do It To Me One More Time (Like You Did By The Lake At Naboo)"
"You Had Me At 'I Will Not Condone A Course Of Action That Will Lead Us To War'"
"Naboo Nights (Tatooine Mornings)"
"They Told Me To Let Go Of Everything I Loved (But I Couldn't Let Go Of You)"
"Sometimes Love Makes You Do Crazy Things, Like Slaughter A Bunch of Younglings"
"I Don't Like Sand (But I Do Love You)"
"Remember When We First Met And I Was Only Ten Years Old?"
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (You Looked Exactly The Same As You Do Now. It's Weird.)"
"My Love Burns Hotter Than My Legless Torso Right Now"
I wonder if we couldn't combine these two love stories into one super-mega-universal romance. The answer: yes, of course we can. And from that alternate universe of astral love, we bring you this artifact. Ready the Kleenex you should!
"You're So Beautiful (Only Because I'm So In Love With You)"
"Do It To Me One More Time (Like You Did By The Lake At Naboo)"
"You Had Me At 'I Will Not Condone A Course Of Action That Will Lead Us To War'"
"Naboo Nights (Tatooine Mornings)"
"They Told Me To Let Go Of Everything I Loved (But I Couldn't Let Go Of You)"
"Sometimes Love Makes You Do Crazy Things, Like Slaughter A Bunch of Younglings"
"I Don't Like Sand (But I Do Love You)"
"Remember When We First Met And I Was Only Ten Years Old?"
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (You Looked Exactly The Same As You Do Now. It's Weird.)"
"My Love Burns Hotter Than My Legless Torso Right Now"
GroupHugs - A site devoted to anonymous confessions. Some of these are messed up!
"occasionally i like to fart in long family car rides and blame it on my small brother.... its funny but i feel bad because last time he started crying because the entire family was calling him a "shit head"
"i peed in the shower today"
"Young guys of 13/14/15 turn me on. I am 34 and male."
"My brother owes me like 600 bucks, so I got his toothbrush and used it to clean out my razor when it became clogged with hair."
If you ever think you're a bad person just visit this site. There are some MESSED up people in the world lol.
"occasionally i like to fart in long family car rides and blame it on my small brother.... its funny but i feel bad because last time he started crying because the entire family was calling him a "shit head"
"i peed in the shower today"
"Young guys of 13/14/15 turn me on. I am 34 and male."
"My brother owes me like 600 bucks, so I got his toothbrush and used it to clean out my razor when it became clogged with hair."
If you ever think you're a bad person just visit this site. There are some MESSED up people in the world lol.
This made me giggle.
Lindsay Lohan maybe now the most disgusting woman on the planet. Please someone just strap her down and shovel food in her mouth.
Lindsay Lohan maybe now the most disgusting woman on the planet. Please someone just strap her down and shovel food in her mouth.
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Star Wars Geek Natural Selection
Most of us Star Wars fans know to use plastic lightsabers as using anything else is just a path to the Dark side.
Most of us Star Wars fans know to use plastic lightsabers as using anything else is just a path to the Dark side.
Voice of Tony The Tiger passes away.
This just makes me think of all the actors and prominent figures who will pass away during my lifetime... :(
This just makes me think of all the actors and prominent figures who will pass away during my lifetime... :(
Monday, May 23, 2005
VertiCube - an awesome game that is a mirror of the Playstation Portable (PSP) game Lumines. Try out the demo!
Friday, May 20, 2005
I do not wish to condone piracy or the associated mental and physical perversions associated with the pirate lifestyle—but Star Wars III is apparently available on the Internet.
What does this mean?
It means that .000234% of George Lucas’ total revenue will be drained and millions of pasty kids who don’t want to stand in line on Friday will watch the movie tonight and then go pay to see it fifteen times in the next six months. It also means that DRM is all sound and fury, signifying nothing. This outrage cannot stand.
Props to the guys who got copies of it out, complete with art on the DVD itself and cases, in less than 6 hours to the streets of NYC.
What does this mean?
It means that .000234% of George Lucas’ total revenue will be drained and millions of pasty kids who don’t want to stand in line on Friday will watch the movie tonight and then go pay to see it fifteen times in the next six months. It also means that DRM is all sound and fury, signifying nothing. This outrage cannot stand.
Props to the guys who got copies of it out, complete with art on the DVD itself and cases, in less than 6 hours to the streets of NYC.
Thursday, May 19, 2005
So as if the console wars weren't exciting enough already Sony has announced that a launch title for the PS3 is the next Grand Theft Auto. Damn Sony. Xbox 'bout to get served!
"You take a look at a the roofs of those buildings, they're all at different angles, different shapes," he said. "It is the worst pile of crap architecture I have ever seen in my life."
For once I agree with Donald Trump.
Personally I'd love to see the Twin Towers rebuilt. Improved security, design, etc. They were a fixture of New York City, and they're sorely missed. There are those who remember seeing those great towers, and knew exactly where they stood. I cannot look at the NYC skyline without rememebering exactly where and how they looked. They were a testament of architectural wonderment...and I hope we'll see them again.
"What we need is support to build a bigger and better version of two buildings and more that were taken down by people that were animals," Trump said. "If something happened to the Statue of Liberty, you wouldn't rebuild it as something other than the Statue of Liberty."
Damn right Donald. Damn right.
For once I agree with Donald Trump.
Personally I'd love to see the Twin Towers rebuilt. Improved security, design, etc. They were a fixture of New York City, and they're sorely missed. There are those who remember seeing those great towers, and knew exactly where they stood. I cannot look at the NYC skyline without rememebering exactly where and how they looked. They were a testament of architectural wonderment...and I hope we'll see them again.
"What we need is support to build a bigger and better version of two buildings and more that were taken down by people that were animals," Trump said. "If something happened to the Statue of Liberty, you wouldn't rebuild it as something other than the Statue of Liberty."
Damn right Donald. Damn right.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
So the movie-version of Rent due out this Christmas season should ROCK. I was unaware before today that they've got a TON of the original actors doing it. Most notably:
Mark - Anythony Rapp
Roger - Adam Pascal
Thomas B. "Tom" Collins - Jesse L. Martin
Benjamin "Benny" Coffin III - Taye Diggs
Maureen Johnson - Idina Menzel
Wilson Jermaine Heredia - Angel Schunard
With so many original cast members (Especially the most important 3 or 4) reprising their roles I'm eager to see how it turns out.
Mark - Anythony Rapp
Roger - Adam Pascal
Thomas B. "Tom" Collins - Jesse L. Martin
Benjamin "Benny" Coffin III - Taye Diggs
Maureen Johnson - Idina Menzel
Wilson Jermaine Heredia - Angel Schunard
With so many original cast members (Especially the most important 3 or 4) reprising their roles I'm eager to see how it turns out.
Interview For Jessica/My Baby:
1.) When was the first moment you realized you loved me?
2.) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
3.) What scares you the most?
4.) What are your three favorite things about me?
5.) Why did you choose Finance as your major?
6.) What is your favorite thing to do in spare time?
7.) What's the biggest sacrifice you'd ever make for me?
8.) Is there something you've always wanted to learn how to do but haven't yet? What is it?
1.) When was the first moment you realized you loved me?
2.) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
3.) What scares you the most?
4.) What are your three favorite things about me?
5.) Why did you choose Finance as your major?
6.) What is your favorite thing to do in spare time?
7.) What's the biggest sacrifice you'd ever make for me?
8.) Is there something you've always wanted to learn how to do but haven't yet? What is it?
Britney you're such a whore. If you think that talking about your sex life on tv is going to help your image...you're wrong.
You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the gir. 'Nuff said.
You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the gir. 'Nuff said.
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
01. Comment with your name and I will write something I like about you.
02. I will then tell what song/movie/icon reminds me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you
You can initially answer these too in your comment!
YAY for comments that work!
02. I will then tell what song/movie/icon reminds me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you
You can initially answer these too in your comment!
YAY for comments that work!
Monday, May 16, 2005
1.) When you wake up in the morning, what's the first thing you think about?
2.) When you grow old and gray, where do you want to live?
3.) What other country would you like to vist? why?
4.) How many kids would you like to have? #boys/#girls?
5.) What's your all time favorite movie? (you can only pick one!)
1.) Jessica
2.) I'm thinking a southern state but one with 4 seasons. Not Florida. By the time I'm swerving all over the road I don't want to piss any young'uns off.
3.) Italy. It's my heritage...
4.) 1 of each.
5. Joe vs. the Volcano
2.) When you grow old and gray, where do you want to live?
3.) What other country would you like to vist? why?
4.) How many kids would you like to have? #boys/#girls?
5.) What's your all time favorite movie? (you can only pick one!)
1.) Jessica
2.) I'm thinking a southern state but one with 4 seasons. Not Florida. By the time I'm swerving all over the road I don't want to piss any young'uns off.
3.) Italy. It's my heritage...
4.) 1 of each.
5. Joe vs. the Volcano
Here's a little fun blog thingy going around
"The Interview"
Rules
1. Leave me a comment on THIS post saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions!
3. You will update your Blog or comment back again with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
It's fun :)
"The Interview"
Rules
1. Leave me a comment on THIS post saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions!
3. You will update your Blog or comment back again with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
It's fun :)
SO this is why Jess and I received free Frosties Friday evening when we stopped at Wendy's for dinner before heading down to AC.
Free Frosty Giveaway
Free Frosty Giveaway
Interesting facts:
10 per cent of Wellington’s 163,000 population worked in some capacity on Peter Jackson’s Lord Of The Rings trilogy.
Judy Garland could reportedly memorise a song or a page of script by looking at it once.
It appears love really does make you go weak at the knees. A study in the Harvard Health Letter says that when men are in love, their testosterone levels drop, which in turn decreases their strength.
The five foot sword wielded by Scotland’s William Wallace (immortalized in the Mel Gibson movie, Braveheart) left the country for the first time in 700 years last month. The priceless artifact will be the centerpiece of an exhibition in New York.
The first case of texting tendonitis has occurred. A 13 year old Australian girl was diagnosed with the modern ailment as a result of overusing her right thumb to text.
Your heart beats 100,000 times a day.
Oprah Winfrey had her ears pierced for the first time at the age of 51.
Lindsay Lohan’s car number plate licence is ILLEGALL.
A survey by the American Society for Aesethetic Plastic Surgeons reveals that a third of 1,350 women who had breast implants were on their second operation because they did not like the shape of their first implants.
Despite the common belief, eating late will not make you fat, according to the British Dietic Association. They maintain a calorie is a calorie no matter when you eat it.
An estimated one thousand of Google’s 2,600 employees are millionaires. The six-year-old company is valued at more than some developing world countries and the two Google founders are billionaires.
Men are attracted to large women when hungry but prefer slimmer women when they’re full, according to a report in the US Journal of Psychological Science.
A 14 month old baby can understand more than 60 sign language actions and before the age of two, hundreds according to Rachel de Azevedo Coleman, a leading sign language expert
UFO cultists the Raelians, who believe that life on earth was created by scientists from another planet, have named Eminem as an honorary priest. Previous recipients include Bill Gates and Linda Ronstadt.
Star Wars’ sound technician Ben Burtt created Chewbacca’s voice by combining recordings of bears, walruses, camels and badgers
American children will watch around 8,000 murders on television before they have finished elementary school.
Watching romantic movies really does put you in the mood for love. A study by the university of Michigan found that watching chick flicks raises the female hormone progesterone in both men and women.
Since 1992, the world wide grosses for films starring Tom Hanks total something in the region of 4.4 billion dollars.
Academy Award winner Tom Hanks, is a third cousin four times removed to Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States.
According to a report in the Evening Standard, chambermaids at the Mandarin Oriental in Miami were shocked to discover on his departure, that guest Michael Jackson had signed all the pieces of artwork in the room with his own signature.
Quentin Tarantino was paid one dollar to film a single scene in Robert Rodriguez’s latest film Sin City. This matches the one dollar Tarantino paid Rodriguez to compose the whole of Kill Bill 2’s score
Women with longer legs have a lower risk of heart disease, a Bristol University study claims.
For every extra 4.3cm (1.5in) in leg length, it seems, a woman’s risk appears to decrease by 16 per cent.
In the second world war, every Italian soldier in North Africa carried his own personal espresso machine.
DVD means Digital Versatile Disc but just what does VHS mean?
It stands for Very High Speed
All of John Hughes’s films are set in the fictional town of Shermer, Illinois.
For example, Ferris Bueller went to the same school – Shermer High School - as the five teenagers serving detention in The Breakfast Club
If you make a salary of $45,920.0, you are richer than 97% of the world.
phagophobia (fear of being eaten alive), indoor botanophobia (fear of houseplants) and perhaps most bizarrely pool-selachophobia (fear of a shark appearing through a hatch in the side of a swimming pool).
Johnny Depp not only suffers from arachnophobia (fear of spiders), phasmophobia (fear of ghosts) and acrophobia (fear of heights) but is also a coulrophobic (fear of clowns). “Clowns really scare me.” the beautiful man has admitted, “The painted face and the false smile. I’ve always connected it to dark forces beneath the surface”.
French Fries originate from Switzerland
Most toilets flush in E flat.
Dogs and humans are the only animals with prostates
Time magazine's 'Man of the Year' for 1938 was Adolph Hitler.
A golfer is allowed to search for his ball for 5 minutes before it is officially recorded as lost.
A young rat is called a kitten.
The collective term for a group of crocodiles is a float.
The acronym I.O.U. stands for 'Is Owed Unto'.
Sigourney Weaver's dad, Pat, is said to be one of only two people who know the exact recipe for Coca Cola.
10 per cent of Wellington’s 163,000 population worked in some capacity on Peter Jackson’s Lord Of The Rings trilogy.
Judy Garland could reportedly memorise a song or a page of script by looking at it once.
It appears love really does make you go weak at the knees. A study in the Harvard Health Letter says that when men are in love, their testosterone levels drop, which in turn decreases their strength.
The five foot sword wielded by Scotland’s William Wallace (immortalized in the Mel Gibson movie, Braveheart) left the country for the first time in 700 years last month. The priceless artifact will be the centerpiece of an exhibition in New York.
The first case of texting tendonitis has occurred. A 13 year old Australian girl was diagnosed with the modern ailment as a result of overusing her right thumb to text.
Your heart beats 100,000 times a day.
Oprah Winfrey had her ears pierced for the first time at the age of 51.
Lindsay Lohan’s car number plate licence is ILLEGALL.
A survey by the American Society for Aesethetic Plastic Surgeons reveals that a third of 1,350 women who had breast implants were on their second operation because they did not like the shape of their first implants.
Despite the common belief, eating late will not make you fat, according to the British Dietic Association. They maintain a calorie is a calorie no matter when you eat it.
An estimated one thousand of Google’s 2,600 employees are millionaires. The six-year-old company is valued at more than some developing world countries and the two Google founders are billionaires.
Men are attracted to large women when hungry but prefer slimmer women when they’re full, according to a report in the US Journal of Psychological Science.
A 14 month old baby can understand more than 60 sign language actions and before the age of two, hundreds according to Rachel de Azevedo Coleman, a leading sign language expert
UFO cultists the Raelians, who believe that life on earth was created by scientists from another planet, have named Eminem as an honorary priest. Previous recipients include Bill Gates and Linda Ronstadt.
Star Wars’ sound technician Ben Burtt created Chewbacca’s voice by combining recordings of bears, walruses, camels and badgers
American children will watch around 8,000 murders on television before they have finished elementary school.
Watching romantic movies really does put you in the mood for love. A study by the university of Michigan found that watching chick flicks raises the female hormone progesterone in both men and women.
Since 1992, the world wide grosses for films starring Tom Hanks total something in the region of 4.4 billion dollars.
Academy Award winner Tom Hanks, is a third cousin four times removed to Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States.
According to a report in the Evening Standard, chambermaids at the Mandarin Oriental in Miami were shocked to discover on his departure, that guest Michael Jackson had signed all the pieces of artwork in the room with his own signature.
Quentin Tarantino was paid one dollar to film a single scene in Robert Rodriguez’s latest film Sin City. This matches the one dollar Tarantino paid Rodriguez to compose the whole of Kill Bill 2’s score
Women with longer legs have a lower risk of heart disease, a Bristol University study claims.
For every extra 4.3cm (1.5in) in leg length, it seems, a woman’s risk appears to decrease by 16 per cent.
In the second world war, every Italian soldier in North Africa carried his own personal espresso machine.
DVD means Digital Versatile Disc but just what does VHS mean?
It stands for Very High Speed
All of John Hughes’s films are set in the fictional town of Shermer, Illinois.
For example, Ferris Bueller went to the same school – Shermer High School - as the five teenagers serving detention in The Breakfast Club
If you make a salary of $45,920.0, you are richer than 97% of the world.
phagophobia (fear of being eaten alive), indoor botanophobia (fear of houseplants) and perhaps most bizarrely pool-selachophobia (fear of a shark appearing through a hatch in the side of a swimming pool).
Johnny Depp not only suffers from arachnophobia (fear of spiders), phasmophobia (fear of ghosts) and acrophobia (fear of heights) but is also a coulrophobic (fear of clowns). “Clowns really scare me.” the beautiful man has admitted, “The painted face and the false smile. I’ve always connected it to dark forces beneath the surface”.
French Fries originate from Switzerland
Most toilets flush in E flat.
Dogs and humans are the only animals with prostates
Time magazine's 'Man of the Year' for 1938 was Adolph Hitler.
A golfer is allowed to search for his ball for 5 minutes before it is officially recorded as lost.
A young rat is called a kitten.
The collective term for a group of crocodiles is a float.
The acronym I.O.U. stands for 'Is Owed Unto'.
Sigourney Weaver's dad, Pat, is said to be one of only two people who know the exact recipe for Coca Cola.
Email from Clancy Brown, aka Brother Justin.
Dear Beth:
(I'd post this but I don't want my E-mail address out there so please
pass any portion of this note along to the fans on the Yahoo group
whenever you see fit)
You've hit the nail on the head yet again! There is absolutely nothing
to read into the recent press releases about Dan and Tracy developing a
show for Showtime except that SOMEONE (read: Showtime or some cranky
entertainment beat writer) wanted to try to knock some of the luster off
of HBO's golden tower.
There are many reasons not to worry but the first and foremost is -
HOWARD KLEIN!
Howard executive produces at least three shows for different networks
that I know of and is currently paired with CARNIVALE writer William
Schmidt to develop a fourth for none other than HBO! Now I'll grant you
Howard is not the "Creator" of CARNIVALE or any of the other shows he
Exec Produces nor does he write or direct but he is deeply involved in
all of them AND finds
time to operate a top talent management company named 3 Arts (perhaps
you've seen the logo in the end credits of OUR show). Certainly a mind as
creative and facile as Dan's could manage to run an established show like
CARNIVALE as well as develop a few more ideas.
The second reason (almost as obvious as the first) is - HOWARD KLEIN
AGAIN!
Tracy Torme is one of Howard's clients (and an old friend). Howard, and
by logical extension HBO, surely knew of Dan and Tracy shopping their
ideas around (although I'll bet HBO was surprised they landed at
Showtime!). Howard is the guy with the intimate relationships and
communication with HBO. To think this was somehow unexpected is absurd.
If HBO wanted to wrap either Dan or Tracy up exclusively, they could
have; but that's not the way it happens in TV. It's WAY too expensive to
pay someone NOT to play in another sandbox. Plus DK is very sought after
these days. By the time HBO makes up their mind about a third season, I
would expect DK to have at least three more development deals in place
all over town!
The question then becomes will we have a third season and; if so, will
HBO seek to sign Dan up again? My feeling is, "Yes and Yes!"
To the first part of the question - CARNIVALE is not finished. We know
that the final event in our story doesn't occur for another 10 or 11
years and we don't flash forward that far during the finale of season 2.
HBO wouldn't allow the story to end abruptly, it's not their style and
not their reputation. Caroline Strauss and Miranda Heller are smart
cookies who have made their names by taking chances on stories and
subjects and styles that have re-defined series television. And Chris
Albrecht, as the main architect of ALL of it, is not suddenly going to
start behaving like the middle managers that run some of the competition.
HIS vision of HBO as a place where creators are afforded the freedom to
pursue THEIR vision is what keeps HBO on top. Because of that, HBO enjoys
the preeminent place in Hollywood's creative community. It is the FIRST
place people approach with their BEST ideas.
To the second part of the question - read the last half of the above
paragraph. Dan loves CARNIVALE and HBO first. He is not discontent nor is
he a malcontent. I've asked him directly if he would sign on again. He
would in a heart-beat. But these are delicate issues in the beginning;
fraught with ego, strategy, and, ... well... ego. Who says what when
takes up a lot of brain-time in high places. Protocols real and imaginary
are expected to be ignored or honored depending on the phase of the moon
and violations are both admired and despised. Blah blah blah blah....
The truth is it is DK's story. He's the "creator" that is so esteemed by
the HBO model. There is no reason not to expect he will be back. Howard
can do a lot of useful things, but even Howard knows he's not a
story-teller. Howard knows that without Dan, this story will fall flat.
There are too many
disparate strands that support the grand design. There is too much
specialized detail that focus the audience in unexpected and compelling
ways. The characters, time, and setting are too specific to be entrusted
to a second-team back-up. I know it, the writers know it, Howard knows
it, Dan knows it, and HBO knows it. If there is any reason not to allow
Dan to finish telling his tale, I am unaware of it. I must conclude he
will not be allowed to be "the one that got away." (Especially to
Showtime)
I completely understand and empathize with some of the panic posters.
I've suffered through baffling decisions by suits. I don't trust 'em
either. Their nervousness about the future of CARNIVALE is informed and
grounded by experience. All I ask is that you give HBO the benefit of the
doubt. Let
your skepticism be informed and eased by Albrecht's track record. Since
he took the reigns at HBO, the rules have changed. Why would CARNIVALE
suddenly inspire the iconoclasts at HBO to behave like sheep. No, they
are a different breed. And they are tenacious. They don't flail and whine
and look for escape hatches. They look you in the eye and green light
shows like
DEADWOOD, BIG LOVE, UNSCRIPTED, K STREET, SOPRANOS, SIX FEET UNDER, and
on and on.... These folks are horses of a different color. NOT birds of a
feather.
Now to the one sad truth, and the only part of your post that is less
than 100% true. Ben and Justin (Nick and I) are not essential going
forward. Never were. Actors (and sadly the characters they play) hardly
ever are. There are exceptions: Tony Soprano, Carrie Bradshaw, SpongeBob
Squarepants, etc. But ours is an ensemble that serves the story and story
is the star. Ben & Justin could continue but they just as well could not.
There are plenty of characters to carry on the continuity of theme and
narrative (most obviously - Samson). I wish this weren't true, but I have
to be honest...I would still be enthralled with this show even if I
weren't on it - perhaps moreso. Sorry but that's the reality.
Now having said that, there is only one person I would trust to make such
a transition correctly - Dan Knauf. Any other way would smell too much
like a "purge". So the only real indispensable "star" of this show is the
"creator" - Mr. Daniel Knauf. As Milch is to DEADWOOD and Ball is to SIX
FEET UNDER so too is Knauf to CARNIVALE.
So do not despair, fellow Carnys and Knauf-tic faithful. Let the
priesthood at HBO do what they will in their own time. They are wise and
bold and committed. They will make the right choice. It is self-evident.
I am sure that we will continue to tell the story and "...show you
things. Wonderful,
terrible things...." (those 5 emmys right out of the gate didn't hurt
either. SOPRANOS didn't win that many their first season!)
Courage!
Regards - Clancy
Dear Beth:
(I'd post this but I don't want my E-mail address out there so please
pass any portion of this note along to the fans on the Yahoo group
whenever you see fit)
You've hit the nail on the head yet again! There is absolutely nothing
to read into the recent press releases about Dan and Tracy developing a
show for Showtime except that SOMEONE (read: Showtime or some cranky
entertainment beat writer) wanted to try to knock some of the luster off
of HBO's golden tower.
There are many reasons not to worry but the first and foremost is -
HOWARD KLEIN!
Howard executive produces at least three shows for different networks
that I know of and is currently paired with CARNIVALE writer William
Schmidt to develop a fourth for none other than HBO! Now I'll grant you
Howard is not the "Creator" of CARNIVALE or any of the other shows he
Exec Produces nor does he write or direct but he is deeply involved in
all of them AND finds
time to operate a top talent management company named 3 Arts (perhaps
you've seen the logo in the end credits of OUR show). Certainly a mind as
creative and facile as Dan's could manage to run an established show like
CARNIVALE as well as develop a few more ideas.
The second reason (almost as obvious as the first) is - HOWARD KLEIN
AGAIN!
Tracy Torme is one of Howard's clients (and an old friend). Howard, and
by logical extension HBO, surely knew of Dan and Tracy shopping their
ideas around (although I'll bet HBO was surprised they landed at
Showtime!). Howard is the guy with the intimate relationships and
communication with HBO. To think this was somehow unexpected is absurd.
If HBO wanted to wrap either Dan or Tracy up exclusively, they could
have; but that's not the way it happens in TV. It's WAY too expensive to
pay someone NOT to play in another sandbox. Plus DK is very sought after
these days. By the time HBO makes up their mind about a third season, I
would expect DK to have at least three more development deals in place
all over town!
The question then becomes will we have a third season and; if so, will
HBO seek to sign Dan up again? My feeling is, "Yes and Yes!"
To the first part of the question - CARNIVALE is not finished. We know
that the final event in our story doesn't occur for another 10 or 11
years and we don't flash forward that far during the finale of season 2.
HBO wouldn't allow the story to end abruptly, it's not their style and
not their reputation. Caroline Strauss and Miranda Heller are smart
cookies who have made their names by taking chances on stories and
subjects and styles that have re-defined series television. And Chris
Albrecht, as the main architect of ALL of it, is not suddenly going to
start behaving like the middle managers that run some of the competition.
HIS vision of HBO as a place where creators are afforded the freedom to
pursue THEIR vision is what keeps HBO on top. Because of that, HBO enjoys
the preeminent place in Hollywood's creative community. It is the FIRST
place people approach with their BEST ideas.
To the second part of the question - read the last half of the above
paragraph. Dan loves CARNIVALE and HBO first. He is not discontent nor is
he a malcontent. I've asked him directly if he would sign on again. He
would in a heart-beat. But these are delicate issues in the beginning;
fraught with ego, strategy, and, ... well... ego. Who says what when
takes up a lot of brain-time in high places. Protocols real and imaginary
are expected to be ignored or honored depending on the phase of the moon
and violations are both admired and despised. Blah blah blah blah....
The truth is it is DK's story. He's the "creator" that is so esteemed by
the HBO model. There is no reason not to expect he will be back. Howard
can do a lot of useful things, but even Howard knows he's not a
story-teller. Howard knows that without Dan, this story will fall flat.
There are too many
disparate strands that support the grand design. There is too much
specialized detail that focus the audience in unexpected and compelling
ways. The characters, time, and setting are too specific to be entrusted
to a second-team back-up. I know it, the writers know it, Howard knows
it, Dan knows it, and HBO knows it. If there is any reason not to allow
Dan to finish telling his tale, I am unaware of it. I must conclude he
will not be allowed to be "the one that got away." (Especially to
Showtime)
I completely understand and empathize with some of the panic posters.
I've suffered through baffling decisions by suits. I don't trust 'em
either. Their nervousness about the future of CARNIVALE is informed and
grounded by experience. All I ask is that you give HBO the benefit of the
doubt. Let
your skepticism be informed and eased by Albrecht's track record. Since
he took the reigns at HBO, the rules have changed. Why would CARNIVALE
suddenly inspire the iconoclasts at HBO to behave like sheep. No, they
are a different breed. And they are tenacious. They don't flail and whine
and look for escape hatches. They look you in the eye and green light
shows like
DEADWOOD, BIG LOVE, UNSCRIPTED, K STREET, SOPRANOS, SIX FEET UNDER, and
on and on.... These folks are horses of a different color. NOT birds of a
feather.
Now to the one sad truth, and the only part of your post that is less
than 100% true. Ben and Justin (Nick and I) are not essential going
forward. Never were. Actors (and sadly the characters they play) hardly
ever are. There are exceptions: Tony Soprano, Carrie Bradshaw, SpongeBob
Squarepants, etc. But ours is an ensemble that serves the story and story
is the star. Ben & Justin could continue but they just as well could not.
There are plenty of characters to carry on the continuity of theme and
narrative (most obviously - Samson). I wish this weren't true, but I have
to be honest...I would still be enthralled with this show even if I
weren't on it - perhaps moreso. Sorry but that's the reality.
Now having said that, there is only one person I would trust to make such
a transition correctly - Dan Knauf. Any other way would smell too much
like a "purge". So the only real indispensable "star" of this show is the
"creator" - Mr. Daniel Knauf. As Milch is to DEADWOOD and Ball is to SIX
FEET UNDER so too is Knauf to CARNIVALE.
So do not despair, fellow Carnys and Knauf-tic faithful. Let the
priesthood at HBO do what they will in their own time. They are wise and
bold and committed. They will make the right choice. It is self-evident.
I am sure that we will continue to tell the story and "...show you
things. Wonderful,
terrible things...." (those 5 emmys right out of the gate didn't hurt
either. SOPRANOS didn't win that many their first season!)
Courage!
Regards - Clancy
Friday, May 13, 2005
Xbox 360 Specs Announced! (And it sounds like everything you want it to be)
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/608/608394p1.html
http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000617043196/
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/xbox-2/the-xbox-360-103338.php
I know I promised myself I wouldn't get caught up in the "Console Wars" but it's too late. I'm excited for Xbox 360. If they pull off backwards compatibility with the OG Xbox I'm sold.
-wireless rechargeable controllers out of the box
-wireless G connectivity out of the box
-512 RAM, 3 seperate CPU cores...
-Full DTS and Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound
-Water cooled CPU
-Xbox Live 4.0-video chat, messages, mp3 custom soundtracks....
"Make Xbox 360 Yours" Total customizability.
I'll just stop now. This definitely is the year of movies and technology.
Also just for fun, what color eyes would your children have?
Looks like mine will have green eyes most likely.
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/608/608394p1.html
http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000617043196/
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/xbox-2/the-xbox-360-103338.php
I know I promised myself I wouldn't get caught up in the "Console Wars" but it's too late. I'm excited for Xbox 360. If they pull off backwards compatibility with the OG Xbox I'm sold.
-wireless rechargeable controllers out of the box
-wireless G connectivity out of the box
-512 RAM, 3 seperate CPU cores...
-Full DTS and Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound
-Water cooled CPU
-Xbox Live 4.0-video chat, messages, mp3 custom soundtracks....
"Make Xbox 360 Yours" Total customizability.
I'll just stop now. This definitely is the year of movies and technology.
Also just for fun, what color eyes would your children have?
Looks like mine will have green eyes most likely.
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Live chat in March with Carnivale creator Daniel Knauf:
fboffo_DKnauf: Tiberius, this story is NOT done. I have four more seasons arced out. You might call the end of this season the end of the first "book."
fboffo_DKnauf: A trilogy, 2 seasons each.
fboffo_DKnauf: And you can quote me on that.
fboffo_DKnauf: And I bet you do.
So even though HBO has cancelled further seasons of Carnivale I'm involved in a huge campaign to keep it going. All of the actors and production crew involved with the show very much want to continue it, so we are going to fight for them. If Carnivale ever makes a return I can't express the joy it would bring.
fboffo_DKnauf: Tiberius, this story is NOT done. I have four more seasons arced out. You might call the end of this season the end of the first "book."
fboffo_DKnauf: A trilogy, 2 seasons each.
fboffo_DKnauf: And you can quote me on that.
fboffo_DKnauf: And I bet you do.
So even though HBO has cancelled further seasons of Carnivale I'm involved in a huge campaign to keep it going. All of the actors and production crew involved with the show very much want to continue it, so we are going to fight for them. If Carnivale ever makes a return I can't express the joy it would bring.
Dan Knauf Speaks About Carnivale's Cancellation (As Posted on the Carnivale Yahoo Group)
Ahh, so it's now official and I can finally speak.
First of all, I haven't commented to the press yet, so these are my first thoughts on this matter, and I can't think of a better group of people to share them with. Lots of you guys have been there since the beginning, and I've enjoyed your analysis, arguments, cheers and occasional gentle (but well thought-out) jeers.
I've read all the posts since Beth announced the cancellation (Could somebody please tell me where this woman gets her information? Talk about jacked-in!), have taken heart and encouragement from your kind words, have shared your outrage and sense of loss.
If you're hoping I'll slam HBO, I'm afraid you're in for a bit of a disappointment.
The fact is, nobody—-and I mean *nobody*-—would have even considered financing and broadcasting a show this expensive, this different, this technically challenging, even if the creator was a seasoned television writer-producer. The fact that I was an untested talent makes their courage all the more extraordinary. I will always appreciate Carolyn's dedication and passion to this project, Chris's support, and
Miranda's steady, guiding hand.
True, like many of you, I am ambivalent: HBO giveth, and HBO taketh away.
I feel like a father whose baby was doomed in vitro, somehow delivered, treated and kept alive by a brilliant team of surgeons, only to see that same team yank the child off life-support just as she began to show improvement.
Do I think their decision was boneheaded? Yes, absolutely.
Do I understand why they made it? Again, yes, absolutely.
Carnivale was an expensive show. Costs-per-episode have been guessed at on this board, and in every case those estimations have been low. Way low. Carnivale, in fact, represented one of the most costly—-if not *the* most costly—-pattern-budget ever invested in a weekly series in television history. If anybody has any resentment toward HBO executives, consider this:
• They have a fiduciary responsibility toward their stock-holders;
• The show was hugely expensive;
• The reviews were mixed.
• The audience was not large enough to support it.
Game. Set. Match.
Was Carnivale thrown into a hopeless time-slot? Definitely. Could we have done better with more promotion and support? Probably. Were marketing opportunities missed? Undoubtedly. Would we have broken out had we gotten a third season? I'm absolutely sure of it.
Would I bet my career, my reputation and--more importantly--tens of millions of stockholder dollars on it?
I sincerely do not know.
Would you?
I'm not here to play apologist for the network. Far from it. But in fairness, these things need saying, so there they are.
HBO taketh away, but, damnit...
... HBO giveth.
I was fortunate enough, for a too-brief, shining moment, to be part of a project in which every last contributor believed with all their hearts—-from the production assistants to the network executives.
Everybody on the show knew we were doing something special. Nobody delivered less than their best work. This is an exceedingly rare thing in the television world, where talented cast and crew are, quite frankly, wasted on pabulum. When asked what they're working on, the all-too-routine answer is "Some piece-of-s—-t cop show (or doctor show, or lawyer show)."
Meanwhile, we all got to work on Carnivale.
Now *that* is cool.
And you guys watched it. And got it. And appreciated it.
You guys counted down to Sunday nights.
You reveled in the show's mysteries, its characters, its world. You taped it, you TIVOed it, you played and replayed it. You caught every blooper and anachronism, every real and imagined flaw in our internal logic. You praised its authenticity and historocity. You researched our mythology. Unlike many of our critics, you not only welcomed the show's intellectual and narrative challenges, but embraced them!
Not one teeny, tiny shred of our time, trouble and work was wasted on you.
And that is very, *very* cool.
Folks have been asking what I want them to do in the face of this, Okay, then. If there's one thing I want from you guys, it's to simply know this:
Carnivale is not dead
Raymond Chandler was once asked by a reporter how he felt about Hollywood ruining all his books. He simply pointed at a shelf behind him and said, "Hollywood hasn't ruined my books. They're all right there."
Similarly, I might point at my boxed set of Season 1 (and soon-to-be-issued Season 2) and say, "The network didn't kill my show. It's right there. Wanna watch a few episodes?"
Carnivale, and this wonderful community that's joined to celebrate it, will continue to live as long as the work is viewed and enjoyed. It's pretty clear now that, for whatever reasons, we never found our audience.
But it's not too late.
Lend your DVDs to friends. Get them out there into the world. Capture eyeballs, collect converts. Donate sets to your local libraries. Throw viewing parties. Start discussion groups.
For God's sake, organize a Live CarnyCon!
And maybe—-just maybe—-in the (hopefully) not so distant future, some bright young executive will say, "Hey, remember that show Carnivale? You know, people are still talking about that! There's a monster fan base out there!" Maybe they'll order a season. Maybe a series of films...
Who knows? Stranger things have (and do) happen.
You can bet I, as well as many in our cast and crew, will be ready to support you in any way we can. As for me, I'll be weighing in on the lists, participating in chats like always. I'm not going anywhere. You guys are stuck with me.
Granted, it'll take some effort, but as a very wise friend of mine named Samson once said, "When it comes to livin, dyin's the easy part." And everything's impossible, til it ain't.
Fans, the ball's in your court, now. Take it and run with it.
Dazzle me.
I love you guys.
D.
Ahh, so it's now official and I can finally speak.
First of all, I haven't commented to the press yet, so these are my first thoughts on this matter, and I can't think of a better group of people to share them with. Lots of you guys have been there since the beginning, and I've enjoyed your analysis, arguments, cheers and occasional gentle (but well thought-out) jeers.
I've read all the posts since Beth announced the cancellation (Could somebody please tell me where this woman gets her information? Talk about jacked-in!), have taken heart and encouragement from your kind words, have shared your outrage and sense of loss.
If you're hoping I'll slam HBO, I'm afraid you're in for a bit of a disappointment.
The fact is, nobody—-and I mean *nobody*-—would have even considered financing and broadcasting a show this expensive, this different, this technically challenging, even if the creator was a seasoned television writer-producer. The fact that I was an untested talent makes their courage all the more extraordinary. I will always appreciate Carolyn's dedication and passion to this project, Chris's support, and
Miranda's steady, guiding hand.
True, like many of you, I am ambivalent: HBO giveth, and HBO taketh away.
I feel like a father whose baby was doomed in vitro, somehow delivered, treated and kept alive by a brilliant team of surgeons, only to see that same team yank the child off life-support just as she began to show improvement.
Do I think their decision was boneheaded? Yes, absolutely.
Do I understand why they made it? Again, yes, absolutely.
Carnivale was an expensive show. Costs-per-episode have been guessed at on this board, and in every case those estimations have been low. Way low. Carnivale, in fact, represented one of the most costly—-if not *the* most costly—-pattern-budget ever invested in a weekly series in television history. If anybody has any resentment toward HBO executives, consider this:
• They have a fiduciary responsibility toward their stock-holders;
• The show was hugely expensive;
• The reviews were mixed.
• The audience was not large enough to support it.
Game. Set. Match.
Was Carnivale thrown into a hopeless time-slot? Definitely. Could we have done better with more promotion and support? Probably. Were marketing opportunities missed? Undoubtedly. Would we have broken out had we gotten a third season? I'm absolutely sure of it.
Would I bet my career, my reputation and--more importantly--tens of millions of stockholder dollars on it?
I sincerely do not know.
Would you?
I'm not here to play apologist for the network. Far from it. But in fairness, these things need saying, so there they are.
HBO taketh away, but, damnit...
... HBO giveth.
I was fortunate enough, for a too-brief, shining moment, to be part of a project in which every last contributor believed with all their hearts—-from the production assistants to the network executives.
Everybody on the show knew we were doing something special. Nobody delivered less than their best work. This is an exceedingly rare thing in the television world, where talented cast and crew are, quite frankly, wasted on pabulum. When asked what they're working on, the all-too-routine answer is "Some piece-of-s—-t cop show (or doctor show, or lawyer show)."
Meanwhile, we all got to work on Carnivale.
Now *that* is cool.
And you guys watched it. And got it. And appreciated it.
You guys counted down to Sunday nights.
You reveled in the show's mysteries, its characters, its world. You taped it, you TIVOed it, you played and replayed it. You caught every blooper and anachronism, every real and imagined flaw in our internal logic. You praised its authenticity and historocity. You researched our mythology. Unlike many of our critics, you not only welcomed the show's intellectual and narrative challenges, but embraced them!
Not one teeny, tiny shred of our time, trouble and work was wasted on you.
And that is very, *very* cool.
Folks have been asking what I want them to do in the face of this, Okay, then. If there's one thing I want from you guys, it's to simply know this:
Carnivale is not dead
Raymond Chandler was once asked by a reporter how he felt about Hollywood ruining all his books. He simply pointed at a shelf behind him and said, "Hollywood hasn't ruined my books. They're all right there."
Similarly, I might point at my boxed set of Season 1 (and soon-to-be-issued Season 2) and say, "The network didn't kill my show. It's right there. Wanna watch a few episodes?"
Carnivale, and this wonderful community that's joined to celebrate it, will continue to live as long as the work is viewed and enjoyed. It's pretty clear now that, for whatever reasons, we never found our audience.
But it's not too late.
Lend your DVDs to friends. Get them out there into the world. Capture eyeballs, collect converts. Donate sets to your local libraries. Throw viewing parties. Start discussion groups.
For God's sake, organize a Live CarnyCon!
And maybe—-just maybe—-in the (hopefully) not so distant future, some bright young executive will say, "Hey, remember that show Carnivale? You know, people are still talking about that! There's a monster fan base out there!" Maybe they'll order a season. Maybe a series of films...
Who knows? Stranger things have (and do) happen.
You can bet I, as well as many in our cast and crew, will be ready to support you in any way we can. As for me, I'll be weighing in on the lists, participating in chats like always. I'm not going anywhere. You guys are stuck with me.
Granted, it'll take some effort, but as a very wise friend of mine named Samson once said, "When it comes to livin, dyin's the easy part." And everything's impossible, til it ain't.
Fans, the ball's in your court, now. Take it and run with it.
Dazzle me.
I love you guys.
D.
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
If you've never seen Carnivale before watch the opening credits. Along with Six Feet Under I think it is the best show introduction I've ever seen in my life. The art direction is inspired and the symbolism basically sets up the entire show in a mere minute.
Carnivale Credits
As a tribute to my recently cancelled show, here's a little analysis.
The intro starts off with a bunch of tarot cards scattered in a pile.. The first card you zoom in on is "The World" which is supposed to be a representation of the time period, 1930s America, during the Great Depression. It's based on Michelangelo's "Last Judgement." We fly through the card from the skies of heaven to the hell of standing in a bread line. The still picture becomes moving footage of the breadline. We see marvels of technology, a futuristic dirigible and a suspension bridge. This represents the age of science, the anti-religion. The ground is dry, and what should be dirt slips through the fingers like dust. We see a family walking away...the scene turns to a card and we zoom out.
We zoom out to see an angel fighting a dragon, Leviathan, (from Isaiah 27 I believe), and the card is the Ace Of Swords. The artwork is from Gustave Dore. We scroll over to another card, Death.
Entering the Death card the camera takes you through a hellish red background and into darkness. Deep inside the card is footage of people living in old smelting ovens, and on a weird hillside-the only place they could find to live. This image begins a sequence of dark things from the early 20th century. Next we see footage of of faschism represented by Mussolini, totalitarianism by Stalin, and blad-faced racism by a KKK member jostling his baby in a mini clan uniform. All of these things took rise during this time period.
The scene shifts to children. The family grounds these abstract notions. That is what the show is about-big ideas, emobodied in people. The little girl's face turns into another angel, an angel vanquishing a devil in turn turning into the the King of Swords card. Raphael's St. Michael Victorious is the basis.
The next card, Temperance, signifies balance with a painting by Piete Bruegel. In the picture peasants are dancing. Their lives are hard, but they are having a good moment amid the strife. After viewing things that were horrendous in the 20th century we begin a sequence of things that are good. Jesse Owens the runner. Babe Ruth the baseball player. People swing-dancing. The dancers dissolve into two angels dancing in heaven. Across this card, The Magician, you see the devil being tossed out of Heaven. The battle for mens' souls begins-thus the thesis for the show.
Suddenly the story takes a twist...The card is turned upside down. In Tarot apparently an inverted card takes on another meaning. Wasted talent, or lack of will. Things are not what they seem in good vs. evil.
Next comes the Tower card, illustated with an image of the great battle between the Romans and the Carthaginians, as imagine by 15th century engraver Fouquet. We see men piled onto trucks in a hurry going somewhere; something is going to happen. Among the images of conflict and urgency is an image that sums up the desperation of the era: people are lining up for free food, literally in the shadow of the Capitol.
We see the father figure of the era, FDR. He represents a timeless figure of judgement. He transitionos to the Judgement tarot card, illustrated by the archangel Michael. We zoom out to see the Sun and Moon cards on the shoulders of the Judgement card. Sun = God, Moon = Devil. Then a wind blows these items away and reveal where these cards have been laying-literally on Carnivale. The emblem of Carnivale remains, and notice it contains both the Sun and Moon signs within its emblem.
Carnivale Credits
As a tribute to my recently cancelled show, here's a little analysis.
The intro starts off with a bunch of tarot cards scattered in a pile.. The first card you zoom in on is "The World" which is supposed to be a representation of the time period, 1930s America, during the Great Depression. It's based on Michelangelo's "Last Judgement." We fly through the card from the skies of heaven to the hell of standing in a bread line. The still picture becomes moving footage of the breadline. We see marvels of technology, a futuristic dirigible and a suspension bridge. This represents the age of science, the anti-religion. The ground is dry, and what should be dirt slips through the fingers like dust. We see a family walking away...the scene turns to a card and we zoom out.
We zoom out to see an angel fighting a dragon, Leviathan, (from Isaiah 27 I believe), and the card is the Ace Of Swords. The artwork is from Gustave Dore. We scroll over to another card, Death.
Entering the Death card the camera takes you through a hellish red background and into darkness. Deep inside the card is footage of people living in old smelting ovens, and on a weird hillside-the only place they could find to live. This image begins a sequence of dark things from the early 20th century. Next we see footage of of faschism represented by Mussolini, totalitarianism by Stalin, and blad-faced racism by a KKK member jostling his baby in a mini clan uniform. All of these things took rise during this time period.
The scene shifts to children. The family grounds these abstract notions. That is what the show is about-big ideas, emobodied in people. The little girl's face turns into another angel, an angel vanquishing a devil in turn turning into the the King of Swords card. Raphael's St. Michael Victorious is the basis.
The next card, Temperance, signifies balance with a painting by Piete Bruegel. In the picture peasants are dancing. Their lives are hard, but they are having a good moment amid the strife. After viewing things that were horrendous in the 20th century we begin a sequence of things that are good. Jesse Owens the runner. Babe Ruth the baseball player. People swing-dancing. The dancers dissolve into two angels dancing in heaven. Across this card, The Magician, you see the devil being tossed out of Heaven. The battle for mens' souls begins-thus the thesis for the show.
Suddenly the story takes a twist...The card is turned upside down. In Tarot apparently an inverted card takes on another meaning. Wasted talent, or lack of will. Things are not what they seem in good vs. evil.
Next comes the Tower card, illustated with an image of the great battle between the Romans and the Carthaginians, as imagine by 15th century engraver Fouquet. We see men piled onto trucks in a hurry going somewhere; something is going to happen. Among the images of conflict and urgency is an image that sums up the desperation of the era: people are lining up for free food, literally in the shadow of the Capitol.
We see the father figure of the era, FDR. He represents a timeless figure of judgement. He transitionos to the Judgement tarot card, illustrated by the archangel Michael. We zoom out to see the Sun and Moon cards on the shoulders of the Judgement card. Sun = God, Moon = Devil. Then a wind blows these items away and reveal where these cards have been laying-literally on Carnivale. The emblem of Carnivale remains, and notice it contains both the Sun and Moon signs within its emblem.
I'm very sad today. One of my favorite shows has been cancelled and will not return for a third season. HBO announced today that it has cancelled Carnivale, not citing any reasons. They've also said that the shows story was fully carried out, which is absolute bullshit. At the end of season 2 Justin is not dead after "the big confrontation" and there is more evil to unbalance things against Ben. This show could have gone maximum 6 seasons like every other big hitter on HBO-Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Oz. I hope maybe another network will pick it up or a big cult following will convince HBO to bring the show back. I was really looking forward to settling into a few more years with Carnivale...
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Monday, May 09, 2005
I Believe The Children Are The Future.
But there is no way in hell I'm letting this kid lead the way.
But there is no way in hell I'm letting this kid lead the way.
Crispin Glover on Letterman (On Acid)
American Psycho not Idol You have a lot of voices LOL. Wow...this scares me. Holy shit I can';t imagine her becoming a hairstylist...Giving her scissors gives me nightmares. Do some of these contestants REALLY think they have a shot? Denial is a bitch man...
American Psycho not Idol You have a lot of voices LOL. Wow...this scares me. Holy shit I can';t imagine her becoming a hairstylist...Giving her scissors gives me nightmares. Do some of these contestants REALLY think they have a shot? Denial is a bitch man...
Friday, May 06, 2005
Thursday, May 05, 2005
So I like the Eric Prydz song "Call On Me," and today I saw this parody which nearly had me dying when I saw it. It's called "Don't Fall On Me"
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Researchers have mainstreamed a Sony Qrio robot in a California nursery school. The robot, which is assisted at all times by an assistant, dances with the children but rarely drinks juice or has to go to the potty. I think the best, and most telling, quote follows:
"The children think of Qrio as a feeble younger brother."
Just wait until things aren't so feeble anymore. Then you'll know what John Connor was talking about kids.
"The children think of Qrio as a feeble younger brother."
Just wait until things aren't so feeble anymore. Then you'll know what John Connor was talking about kids.
Monday, May 02, 2005
Maddox has cracked me up yet again.
Favorite line:
"As for the "Vertigo" song itself, it's a mix of twangy guitars, unnecessary spanish, and Bono's stupid glasses."
Favorite line:
"As for the "Vertigo" song itself, it's a mix of twangy guitars, unnecessary spanish, and Bono's stupid glasses."