Lost Garden has posted an awesome article regarding the video game life cycle as it pertains to marketing, hardware, controllers, and system design. Check it out. I hope Nintendo can really change the way people game...they're not dead yet!

Sometimes British children scare me.

I just figured something out that had be laughing so hard.

So Britney Spears had her baby boy a yesterday right? She named him Preston Michael Spears. PMS. LOL For the full-named goodness it's PMS-Federline. LOL

So gas is finally going down! The local Hess station had $2.99 gas last night and by the time I went to get some around 8pm they were sold out. That's never happened to me before lol but at least the next cheapest was $3.05. I can deal with that.

So today at the Tokyo Game Show conference the Nintendo Revolution controller details were released! Fanboys rejoice! There had been a lot of speculation...(Build Your Own!)

And definitely some *over-speculation*


Here's the keynote speech minute by minute.

And IGN's hands-on with the controller.

"For months, years even, we've been hearing Nintendo reiterate that it does not want to be part of the same battle that Sony and Microsoft are deeply entrenched in. This was an important message from Nintendo in our meeting. It wants to explore uncharted waters, be a blue ocean company, and not find itself sailing the bloody waters where the competition resides."

Main controller features:

* 3D Pointing. Sensors understand up, down, left, right, forward and backward.
* Tilt Sensitive. Controller can be rotated or rolled from side-to-side.
* Buttons Included. Has a trigger on its backside, face buttons, and a D-Pad.
* Multifunctional. Has an expansion port which can be used with different types of controller peripherals. Analog stick with two trigger buttons planned for left hand.
* Wireless. Totally wire-free. Currently there are no details on the max distance, source or power, or otherwise.
* Rumble Built-in. Included as a standard in all the controllers.

Here are some more "fake controllers" designed by Nintendo fanboys. A few had me really cracking up.

Nintendo For Women
Nintendo For Men
Atari Oldskool
Actually a good design
Lol
Overdoing it...

So I'm planning a new blog design, but it's going to take awhile. It's so much easier when you can grab graphics from somewhere but I've got to actually design this site the way I want it or it will look like middle school crap.

FFO fun continues at work, and the traffic morning and nightly makes me want to scream. It's not that there *is* traffic but it's like "phantom traffic." Anyone else from NJ will know exactly what I mean about 18, 287, 80 and 380. You'll be driving along driving along driving along, BAM....dead stop. You don't see any flashing lights, dead deer, crazy nuns on acid blocking the road. You crawl forward playing the stop-and-go game. Suddenly the cars in front of you JET FORWARD in a Red-Bull Taurine induced rush! And you continue on as normal with still no cause for the backup. Frustrating...to the max.

Thank God I've got an iPod.

So everyone here at Pfizer's been super nice so far. Ed and I switched offices about a week after Dendrite found out Pfizer would not be renewing their service contract post 2005. Dendrite didn't want us there anymore, (raising questions of if they ever did), and my 10 minute commute became the former grueling hour. It's literally down the road a few minutes from where I used to work at AIG. A couple former co-workers and I may meet up for lunch sometime. It would be good to see Regina and Trish again. They were cool my 3 1/2 years at AIG. Time to order updated business cards though...kinda pisses me off that the 200 I've got left are kind of useless now :L

Back to the grind!

Are You Good In Bed?
Full Name
Age
Are You Good In Bed?	There's a line 'round the block for you
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New - How do you get a guy to like you?

Hehehehe

Are You Good In Bed?
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Are You Good In Bed?	There's a line 'round the block for you
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Tired of talking to a machine? Find-A-Human!

"I heard from a very reliable source who saw a 25 foot deep crater under the levee breach. It may have been blown up to destroy the black part of town and keep the white part dry," Farrakhan said.

Ok now we're getting ridiculous. I actually heard people say that Bush caused the hurricane now. This is ignorance at its greatest form. Can we get rid of Farrakhan...and please someone take the shotgun away from Sean Penn. He doesn't need to be in New Orleans.

I thought it might be interesting for you to know which oil companies are the best to buy gas from and which major companies import Middle Eastern oil.

These companies import Middle Eastern oil:

Shell.................... 205,742,000 barrels

Chevron/Texaco........... 144,332,000 barrels

Exxon /Mobil............. 130,082,000 barrels

Marathon/Speedway........ 117,740,000 barrels

Amoco..................... 62,231,000 barrels

If you do the math at $30/barrel, these imports amount to over $18 BILLION! (oil is now $55-$60 a barrel)

Here are some large companies that do not import Middle Eastern oil:

Citgo..................... 0 barrels

Sunoco.................... 0 barrels

Conoco.................... 0 barrels

Sinclair.................. 0 barrels

BP/Phillips............... 0 barrels

Hess...................... 0 barrels

ARC0...................... 0 barrels

All of this information is available from the Department of Energy and each is required to state where they get their oil and how much they are importing. Choose carefully where you fill up.

This is absolutely horrible...what's worse is that it makes you laugh your ass off.

Mexican Immigrant Prank

One Season More, a pretty fantastic CGI animated film for the wistful song from Star Wars: The Musical , in which Luke has to fix one moisture evaporator too many.

Genius.

Ok remember when Cybersex was just in a chatroom? Looks like some weirdos have started to do this via World of Warcraft, the Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG) Read this...cracked me up.

Best line: "Speaking of indecency...I wasn't aware that cyber-@(#*@ing in the Tram was considered "roleplaying. Perhaps it's just me."

LOL

** Update **

The Retropolitan rbought it to my attention that the link didn't go through for this initial post. For your viewing pleasure...here's the link.

Hooray! Video games are not only healthy, but also make you a better doctor. Studies carried out at the Beth Israel Medical Center in New York show that surgeons that gamed were better than doctors that didn’t.

“Then when we looked at whether you were a current video gamer, we found that if you played video games currently, you were over 30 percent better, faster, and created fewer errors than someone who did not play video games at all.”

Video Games Make Great Surgeons

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I promise I'll never do this again. Lol.

I have seen the face of evil brought on by Hurricane Katrina...and this is it:



Stare into those souless eyes of fury.

I've just witnessed the destruction of the DataSync application CCP. It is no more. It has ceased to be. It is a former CCP! WOOOO!

Live rollout began yesterday morning and withstanding the one huge problem we had today, everything is running smoothly. You sense your life has become easier somehow :P

FFO is just about done. Thank God. The past 4 weeks have been so trying. I'm so ready for the week to be over. It seems like in 5 half a year the commute has gotten even worse on 287. Such are the trials of a corporate job...

Finished Six Feet Under Season 5 last night. Amazing ending. The whole ending sequence clocked in at like 8 minutes I think. I'll have to double check. I want to extract that portion of the 90 min finale.

"There was a lot of resistance in the (writers') room to Nate dying," he recalls. "Everybody was like, 'It just feels so sad.' I said, 'Great, give me something else, pitch something else and if we find something that works better, I'll do it.' But the show is about death and its place in our lives and Nate especially is a character whose overall arc has been inching toward full acceptance of his own mortality and what is the final step of one's mortality? It's death. Nothing else clicked the way that did."

Sia - Breathe Me

Help, I have done it again
I have been here many times before
Hurt myself again today
And, the worst part is there's no-one else to blame

Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
I'm needy
Warm me up
And breathe me

Ouch I have lost myself again
Lost myself and I am nowhere to be found,
Yeah I think that I might break
I've lost myself again and I feel unsafe

Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
I'm needy
Warm me up
And breathe me

Regular, unleaded and supreme, I can't afford my gasoline.

So not even 24 hours after they announced their "Try Before You Buy" deal, Apple has pulled said deal for the Mac Mini. Wow way to go Apple...you HAD a good idea, too bad you half-assed implemented it.

So I saw Hall and Oates on Tuesday night with Matt and Jess. Awesomeness. They give an awesome concert...too bad they didn't play my favorite song (which happens to be their biggest hit ever), Out Of Touch. Oh well...I still love you Darryl and John.


John is no longer sporting the mustache, and he looks all the better for it :D

Chris Farley gets Star on Walk Of Fame...


About damn time.

Princteon Review details of SU:

Undergraduates have many different opinions about what the typical student at Syracuse is like. Many students say that the most visible group "comes from a lot of money and enjoys partying." Others note a seemingly disproportionate number of Long Islanders and "Soprano country" kids. But the numbers don't lie; Syracuse has strong diversity numbers, both ethnic and geographic. Although inherent diversity exists, students note that, "no one communicates outside their own group." The university tries to facilitate interaction, however, with "good programs for sexual orientation, gender, and racial equality." A senior comments, "There seems to be a high level of openness and no real pressure to conform to any popular standard." One student says, "I lived on a floor with hippies, frat guys, and architecture students, and it was still calm." Another student adds, "We're a melting pot of aspiring youth stuck in winter. We're like, 'Why not just all accept each other?'"

LOL I remember living on a floor with hippies, "Stumpies," Architecture, Comm, Artists, Drama students, rich bitches, Preppy guys, and everything else. SU sure was pretty damn diverse.

XBox 3-Shitty LOL

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it,
View it, coat it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, twitch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, obey it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop - format it.

Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, twitch - update it

Technologic.
Technologic.
Technologic.
Technologic.

This sums up the summer lol.

FFO...1 1/2 more weeks of hell left to endure.

I was looking at the VIVO press release on the ineranet and they mentioned:

"The world’s largest corporations have selected Intellisync as their mobility solution standard, including America Online, Crédit Agricole, Domino’s Pizza, Guidant, Microsoft, NTT DoCoMo, Oracle | PeopleSoft, Pfizer, Target, T-Mobile, Union Pacific, Verizon Wireless and Yahoo! For more information, please visit www.intellisync.com.

R0x0rs! My company's on the up and up!

Brion may be a level 57 level Night Elf Hunter in World of Warcraft, but he’s not too elite to be pwned by his mother, especially when she’s two levels higher.

About 3:30 a.m. Monday, Brion snuck onto the WoW forums past his bedtime to post a little tactics. Unfortunately, his mom, a level 59 Human priest, reads the forums too.

****

Pardon me for hijacking the thread, here..

But, Brion - if you don’t want your mother to know you were up and on the computer at 3:29 in the morning - DON’T post on a forum that she reads.

Busted.
Grounded.

****

About four hours after dishing out some major public pwnage on her son, Frayda hopped back on to announce his punishment.

****

Yeah, you won’t be seeing Brion at Alterac Valley tonight…

I’m going to make him watch a movie with me instead. I’m thinking a real chick flick - Steel Magnolias or Moulin Rouge. :)

****

Hey, I love Moulon Rouge!

5:30 on a Friday night and I'm still at work...major suckiness. I've been in at 7 am for 2 weeks now, and out at 5:30 at the earliest and 8pm at the latest. Not my idea of fun at all. FFO sucks.

So work is complete HELL this week. FFO rollout is in full steam and I'm still solely in charge of Operations. Peter + Operations + Only Peter On Operations = Nightmare. Easy math! I swear the only thing that has kept me going the past 2 days is Starbuck's Breakfast Blend. Oh thank you Ms. Starbucks your hopping me up on caffeine has helped immensely. At least the days seem to go by faster. It's 11:20 already....!

Watched Team America last night...Arrec Barrwin hahaha. Hopefully I'll get the chance to check out The Jacket tonight. 99.7% done with the Da Vinci code. Jess was really sick last night so I waited up to make sure she was alright. So it seems like after all this time of people not going their seperate ways some are starting to. But the funny thing is they aren't REALLY. I'll explain...my group of friends is pretty unique in that a LARGE number of us are still friends this long after high school. I've known some of my friends as far back as preschool. Usually during college you fall away from a lot of your friends. If not when you graduate and begin to get jobs and move you lose touch. This still hasn't happened a year after graduation. The girls who are teachers are still kind of local. Those few who are either still in school or in law school aren't that far. Jesse is moving to Baltimore for 6-9 months for his job at Hess but it's temporary, and Baltimore isn't that far... Amar is going to Austrailia for September but will be back beginning of October. Kevin's family moved but they moved 10 minutes away...so he's actually closer to my office than my house lol. Michelle's moving in with her bf Drew, to Edison which is cool. I live alone 3/4 of the year when the 'rents are down in Florida so any extra company is always welcome. It's really fortunate that so many friends have kept close touch. It's something I really don't see very often. And I still keep in touch with a good deal of college friends. I hope for the most part that never changes :)

Met a new friend in the Bridgewater area-Beth. She seems super cool and I can't wait for Jess and I to hang out with her and her bf at some point. Yay for making new friends :P

Back to work...St. Peter don't ya call me cuz I can't go...I owe my soul to the company store...

RIP Peter Jennings. I will miss you. All I've got left now is Barbara Walters...::sniffle::

So FFO started yesterday. If you don't know what FFO is, you and I haven't discussed anything going on with my company at all in the past half a year. It's a huge project dubbed the "Field Force Organization" project. Let's suffice to say it is going to make my August month HELL. I'm technically 24/7 on call and solely in charge of IntelliSync Operations. Well this is going to be an interesting month. 6-month review just around the corner :P

New iPod Midi!

Weekend is ALMOST here. Thank god....it's been a LONG week and FFO rollout begins SUNDAY! AHHHHHHHHH! I'm preparing for my August to be a world of HELL. Heading out to LI to go to Stacey's "Sayonara Stacey" BBQ/party. Andrew's BBQ tonight. Lots of BBQs lately lol. Everyone have a rockin' sockin' robots weekend :)

And I'll leave you with this because it utterly amused me:

New Mega-M&M's. The last commercial is hilarious.

A Nice Summary of BRITNEY SPEARS now PREGGERS

And now some Red House memories:

YTMND picks of the day:

More Ducktales secret messages!

Say Cheese!

Only 2 today :( Things are CRAZY busy at work :L

The Tale Of Mr. Smith

YTMNDs for the day:

Finnish Ducktales...You're Arms Are Broken?

Tina Fey Got The TriForce

A-Ha Stole My Stapler

Family Guy A-Ha

NASA announced today that astronomers have found a tenth planet -- which is larger than Pluto -- at the edge of our solar system. Link

OMG laughed my ass off. Star Wars Episode III: The Revenge Of The Sith poor english translations

This parody involving the "Hot Coffee" GTA mod is hilarious.

I found this on the web. It rocks.

How To Cancel AOL

I just cancelled my AOL account in ten minutes. You should be proud of me.

Call 800 827-6364. Say: “Cancellation.” You’ll need answer to your security question. Voice recognition not bad.

Then a live attendant. They ask why you’re cancelling the service. Just repeat: I didn’t like it. I didn’t like it. Don’t be any more specific, or they’ll go off into a tree.

Then they’ll ask, are you planning to go on highspeed? Do you want high-speed?

No. No. No. No thank you. No thank you. Just repeat. You’ll have to do this about five times. Amazing. Like talking to an automated attendant who can’t understand what you’re saying.

Don’t explain anything, or it just takes longer.

1Up’s Jane Pinckard recently interviewed famed developer and braggart Peter Molyneux about his future plans. The man behind Fable mentioned that he still plans to develop three more Black & White titles. Each game will be set a thousand year’s apart in the franchise’ history with number five taking place in modern time. Now I love Molyneux's games...I started playing Populous when I was like 5...but judging by Molyneux’s past experience at predicting the details of his own games, there will be one more B&W and it will take place about two years after number two and won’t be released until 2050.

Holy crap Steve Guttenberg is still alive. And he looks like crap!

Wonder why you can't get cell reception?

http://www.cellreception.com/towers/index.html

Check out the towers in your area!

The always delusional Mariah Carey has placed the blame of Glitter failing miserably on September 11.

“I released it around September 11, 2001,” the singer told Swiss newspaper Sonntags Zeitung as translated on fan site MariahDaily. “The talk shows needed something to distract from 9/11. I became a punching bag. I was so successful that they tore me down because my album was at number 2 instead of number 1. The media was laughing at me and attacked me.” Additionally, Mariah also said that the movie was just too cutting-edge for it’s own good. “‘Glitter’ was ahead of its time,” she explained. “Today it’s ‘in’ to make 80’s music.”


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Get the fruit it's more points!
I'm NOT GONNA GET THE FRUIT! THERE'S A GHOST RIGHT THERE!

"Game-modder rips into anti-modder US politicos
A game-modder has published a stirring broadside about the public outcry over the pornographic sequences that could be viewed in Grand Theft Auto: San Adreas using the Hot Coffee mod. From the title ("The Founding Fathers roll over in their graves as a new witch-hunt against the First Amendment is launched") on, it's a rip-snortin' read:

The primary difference between the retail version of the game and that of the modded version is that the above content has simply been rearranged and intensified by the consumers. By using the logic that this content was illegally "hidden", one could just as easily claim that any R rated movie has covertly crossed the limits of decency because the end-user could very well pause their DVD player on a scene containing nudity, thus exceeding the length of such scenes by which the MPAA decides whether a film is to be classified as R or NC-17. The same could be said of even a PG-13 rated movie which contains brief nudity.

Perhaps what is most absurd about the accusations against both Rockstar Games and the gaming industry, is that those making the allegations seem to have no idea how the technology they're condemning works. Had they done even a moment's worth of research, they would discover that the online mod community for GTA:SA (and many other PC games) is not only capable of recycling various fragments of game code and art to create new scenes for the game, but we do it all the time. If Senator Hillary Clinton, Leeland Yee, Dr. David Walsh, et al, were to give even a cursory glance at the websites which published the Hot Coffee mod, they would see that it is but one of thousands of modifications made by users which create new game play scenarios using the existing assets. Given the very nature of the interactive digital medium, an industrious "modder" could within minutes create things far "worse" than Hot Coffee if they so desired simply by swapping a few items and lines of code about. Then, on top of just shifting around pre-existing assets, it is also quite easy and common for players to create entirely new content from scratch."

"I wish they were wearing more clothes," says Teich, a lifelong game enthusiast who now helps create games. Why, she asks, must women in video games always look like Las Vegas show girls?"

Tara Teichm, a video game designer, here is complaining about the look of women in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Why must they look like Las Vegas Showgirls? Well...San Andreas DOES take place 3/4 of the time in "Las Venturas," Rockstar's version of Las Vegas lol. Don't like the game? Don't play it. While there has been an increase of female gamers in recent years, more young males play then females, hence the target demographic. I find it funny how certain games are becoming scapegoats however for any reason feasible!

Excellent weekend! Niece and nephew came up on Friday night and we went to Fuddrucker's, hit up miniature golf, (where my nephew proceeded to hole in one on the very first hole and my niece's first hit was a chip into the [Tiger] woods. I hole in one'd 2 and so did Jess! We watched the Sandlot after since the kids had never seen it. Saturday we got some Pitch 'n Putt in finally. Not one of my better days but hey that's golf. Saturday night was off to Rebecca and Amy's in PA for an impromptu "our parents are away" party. Fun times :)

Family Guy episode last night was great and I'm excited the new season starts so soon-September 11! Hope they don't do any 9/11 themed jokes...I'm surprised the censors are letting as much as they are in the recent eps. Another workweek here and another workweek I'll beat down as we march closer and closer to the FFO rollout which has consumed my weekdays for the past 5 months.

And now some amusing links to end on an up-note :D

Man arrested for spraypaint-can huffing.

Mario with EVERYTHING removed.

And the best for last:

Third annual Paul Reubens' (Pee-Wee Herman) Day Sat., July 23 in San Francisco

Wedding Crashers TYMND

NSFW: World Of Warcraft is apparently serious business. Teh psychoz r on the iNtRwEb!

All Aboard The Train to Michael Jackson's Chocolate Factory!

Amusing...WatchMeChange.com

The largest gummy bear ever made.

Cell phone/WiFi service restored in NYC tunnels

Also the ESRB has pulled their Mature rating for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Oh boy here we go.

"The ESRB (Entertainment Software Ratings Board) notified us late this afternoon Eastern Time that they have revoked the “Mature” rating previously issued Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas following an extensive investigation.

Our members intend to immediately cease all sales of the game until existing inventory can either be re-stickered with an AO (Adults Only) rating, or exchanged for new versions of the game that has the hidden content removed and the original M (Mature 17+) rating intact.

Though not a policy, IEMA members generally do not carry AO-rated games any differently than we do not carry X-rated videos or DVDs, thus it is likely that our members will be removing all copies of the current version and re-stocking with the updated version."

Not being able to sell until a licensed "fixed" version comes out is going to hurt Rockstar. This whole fiasco is way gay.

Laughed...so...hard.

Cyber Sex Gone Wrong

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?


LOLOLOLOLOL

HAHAHA!

"Like the movie, the Batman Begins “Tumbler” Batmobile kind of disappoints while still being very cool. Both the film and the RC toy are dark, brooding, well-made, and interesting to look at. Also, like Christian Bale, the Tumbler has a limited range and takes too many batteries."

Michael Keaten: 9329320392032
Christian Bale: 0

It's only a matter of time before Google becomes self aware. Oh yay for computers taking over!

Guy uses Google Maps in court to beat traffic ticket

Google Earth is the coolest program ever. I love it.

Had to post this because it used to be a huge inside joke between Amar and I. Can't believe it exists. AH THE ATMOSPHERE!

Tom Hanks to play Robert Langdon in The Da Vinci Code movie adaptation! ROCK ON TOM!

Some more YTMND goodness.

HARRY POTTER SPOILER CONTAINED! So like uh don't click of you don't wanna know.
Potter Spoiler Bookstore Crash

Vader's Potter Experience Is Ruined

And one more spoiler...the AUDIO BOOK!

Ok one more..."Harry Fans OWNED"

End Potter Spoiler

Peter Griffin Lives

NES Bought Halo

ROCK LOBSTER!

Harry Potter ruined for Darth Vader
What Is 88 mph?

What Is Star Wars Love?

Man people are really taking it out on Harry fans NSFW!

Even Tom Hanks in Castaway can't get away from spoilers

BEAT IT!

Stewie's iPod Commercial

MINE?!

:: exhale :: Large update this time :P

Oh Syracuse How I Miss You And The Demented Perverts That Reside Within Your Confines

Cheap Ass Cereal Hall Of Fame

Yo, bitches. K-Fizzle here.


I just snuck out of the house to pick up some shit at the mini-mart while Whatshername is home sticking Oreos in our new deep-fryer. [Dude, that's not a eupha...eupharm...something clean you say when you mean something dirty. Seriously, it's like she's sticking something into that deep fryer all damn day long. Something about craving something and batter being good for the baby? Whatever. I don't know. All I know is how good my baby batter is. AW YEAHS, BITCHES, I SAID IT. Heh. Heh. Dude, after my record drops I am totally going to get a gig at the Stand-Up Club or whatever that place Pauly Shore runs is called, because I TOTALLY CRACK MY SHIT UP.]

Yeah, anyway, I just ran out to get some water and some Cheetos and some beef jerky and some ice cream sandwiches and a couple of Twinkies and then I had to run by my dealer's house because B said she didn't want him to deliver my shit anymore because he was "a bad influence on the baby," or some shit, and then I was like, (a) the baby isn't even OUT yet, (2) it's not like he was a bad influence on all those other kids I have, I'm pretty sure, but then she said some BULLSHIT about not paying for it anymore and then, dude, I swear to God, she reached for my hand and TRIED TO PUT IT IN THE DEEP FRYER and, man, HORMONES, dude, dial it DOWN. So I ran out to give her some time to chill. She has been seriously so crabby ever since she caught me going through the safe.

Anyway, I'm trying and shit. I feel like I should at least try and stick it out for the kid, for a little while. And because she's been whining about my shoes for like the last SIX MONTHS, like, I will tie my shoes if I FEEL LIKE IT, bitch, I finally decided to shut her up and got a new pair. Check it:


Stylish AND functional, right? I love how it makes it look like I've got camel toe ON MY FEET. Heh. God, that's weird. It's like I'm a woman from the ankle down. Well, two women. Who have five legs inside their pants....well, three legs in one pant leg and two in....because of my actual toes...shit, now my head hurts. Analogies or whatever are fucking hard. But look how clean my socks are! Right out of the plastic bag, bitches. Ain't nothing too good for me now. As long as I can find my dealer's house and Her Majesty don't stick the manpris in the deep fryer, nothing can touch me, you know?

Peace izzle,

K-Fed

"Just remember that you've got to be happy with your decisions," he said. "Even if you get unlucky, you can leave here with your head up, because you're happy with your decisions."

Even though they can be liberal bastards, one in awhile CNN has a story that has a real gem or two quote-wise.

"Basically, they trashed our show," said Jones, who read a script of the Warner Brothers movie, which is scheduled to be released next month. "It's one thing to do whatever movie they want to do, but to take a classic family show and do that is like taking 'I Love Lucy' and making her a crackhead or something."

'Dukes' TV star: Don't see the movie
Ben 'Cooter' Jones: 'They trashed our show'

Finished the last 2 episodes of 'Lost' last night. I can't wait for season 2 now. Talk about another ANNOYING cliffhanger. Damn you ABC damn you.

1. What Time is it now? 9:49

2. Single or taken? Taken with the most amazing woman

3. What does your name mean? A rock. Or the "Thunderous Son Of Peace"

4. Who picked out your name? 'Rents.

5. What's your nickname? Pete,PetiePal, Peticon, Big Guy, Big Peter

6. What color are your eyes: Blue

7. Long or short hair? short n curly

8. What size are your shoes? 16-18 depending on brand. I'm a behemoth.

9. How tall (or short) are you? 6'4"

10. Honestly what do you like about yourself? heh.. I love my positive attitude even when cannibalstic pygmies are hanging me upside down to skin me alive and eat me!

11. What do you always get complimented on? My sense of humor, optimism, and determination.

12. Worst quality? I cut people off midsentence sometimes unintentionally.

13. What are the last four digits of your phone Number? 9077 and cell 6367

14. Do you think you're cute? Handsome :P

15. Hair color? Brown

16. Do you wear contacts? Occasionally

17. Living Arrangements? With the 'rents and my pal Toby "Kunta Kinte" Palumbo our dog

18. Favorite drink? Right now Coke Zero. Like heroin.

19. Favorite alcoholic drink? Dunkels from the Times Square Brewery!

20. Favorite Month? April

21. Favorite Food? Italian. Period.

22. Favorite Board Game? SolarQuest or AtmosFEAR! (I am the Cranium Master btw)

23. Favorite Web Site? www.fark.com

24. Favorite Clothing Brand? Old Navy, G A P, Kenneth Cole

25. Favourite day of the Year? My anniversary

26. Favourite colour? Crystal Blue

27. Favorite Animal? Dogs!

28. Do you have more girl or boy friends? Kinda equal.

29. Are your parents together? Yes

31. How often do you get together with the family? Pretty often. Italian families are like that.

32.Do you see your parents or your friends more? Equal I'd think but prob my parents a little more since I see them daily definitely.

33. Anything special about your parents? Behind me 1000%

34. Siblings and their ages? Doreen 39, Fred 38.

35.U think you are a flirt? Only to Jess.

36.You're slutty? Oh god I'm SUCH a slut!

37.You're Mean? Not unless you REALLY wear my patience out. (No one has yet)

38. You like someone? I *love* someone.

39. You can keep secrets? Yep

40. You dance in front of the mirror? I dance in front of anyone/anything.

41. You sing in the shower? I sound better than Eddie Vedder any day.

42. You liked britney spears? You know, Ladies and Gentlemen
Britney Spears is such a remarkable recording artist.
She's not just a singer; she's a writer, she's an arranger.
She composes her own music, she produces her own albums.
She directs, she choreographs. She's what we in the industry call
"an artiste"; so versatile, so multi-talented, so.. so..
She's white trash now muahahah!

43. You've liked a cousin? wtf kind of question is this? This ain't Mississippi boy.

44. You've been in the opposite sex bathrooms? Yes lol.

45. Ever hurt anyone? In football after my dog died I went nuts and took some kid out of the game. I didn't mean to hurt anyone though. I'm a gentle giant.

46. You've been hurt? It's rare but yeah I get injured...most often when I walk into things like clipping door frames.

47. You swear? What kind of @#*%(#! question is this?

48. You get your way? I do most of the time :D

49. You're willing to try new things? Yes

50. You've cheated on your last test? Like in high school MAYBE...and then again do we really count storing equatioons in your TI-83 cheating?

51. What are you wearing? Khakis and a collared shirt.

52. What colour are your pants? Khaki colored.

53. What are you listening to? Indians in the office laughing.

54. How are you feeling? A little worn out but happy.

55. What are you doing now? Working

56. What are you eating? Tea

57. How's the weather? Humid

58. What books are you reading? The Da Vinci Code, Case For Christ/Faith/Creator,

67. What kind of cologne/perfume do you use? Armani Aqua Di Gio, & Victoria's Secret Very Sexy.

68. What are in ur pockets? Wallet, change

69. Boxers or briefs on a guy? Boxer-briefs. Some men have packages we need to control :P

70. Blonde or brunette girls/guys? Brunette.

71. Tall or short girls/guys? Shorter than me, taller than 5'8"

72. Piercings? Ears, belly button if she wanted it.

73. Long or short hair? On a woman? Long hair.

74. Good or bad girl/guy? Good girl on the streets, bad girl in the bed lol.

75. What do you find annoying in the opposite sex? Know it allness. Materialism.

76. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes and sense of humor.

77. Last movie you saw? War of the Scientolo...I mean Worlds.

78. What did you have for dinner? Last night I had a chicken caesar salad.

79. What are you hoping for? NCAA 2006 to be in :P

80. What movie do you really want to see? The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe.

81. Where is your favorite place to travel? Italy even though I haven't been there. I just know :P


82. What did you last dream about? Yelling at my girlfriend's little sister's friend because she let her dog poop on the floor.

83.What was the last thing you ate? refer to question 78

84. If you were a crayon what color what would you be? Perriwinkle

85. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Jessica.

86. Do you like the person that sent this to you? Of course Laurie rocks!

87. Ever had a crush on a teacher? Ok once. But I don't think Mr. Hamilton ever knew.

88. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Nope. It's me who does the asking.

90. What was your longest relationship? The last one I'll ever have, this one :D

91. Relationship or one night stand? Relationship

92. Chocolate or vanilla icecream? Vanilla ice cream, but if it's Rita's, swirl please!

93. Do you want your friends to write back? Sure do it in my comments :P

94. Who is most likely to respond? Jess, some random stalker too.

95. Who is least likely to respond? My dog. He can't read or write.

96. What did you do last night ? Pitch n Putt with Amar, Halo 2, chatted with my baby.

97. Anything else you want to add? Man I used to do these all the time in middle school.

98. Time finishing? 12:01pm. Come on now I work :D

99. Movies- sad or happy ending? Both. I love a happy ending but a few disturbing ones can really make certain movies.

No worries about remote detonated bombs in the Lincoln, Holland, Midtown or Battery tunnels. NYC has shut off cell phone service in these tunnels. GO NYC! THe service was spotty anyways :P

Don't drive and talk bitches.

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas...SEX SCANDAL!

As if it was immune to any more scrutiny...GTA: SA has been found to include coding for a "sex game" sequence involved with the girls Carl Johnson dates in the game. Politicians are getting all uppity but the actual footage is not accessible ANYWHERE in the game. It was simply some coding and scripts that were left in the program build and accessed by hackers. A patch is now out for this for PC players to unlock this.

"A few months ago, Barton Waterduck discovered a few sections of unused code in the PS2 version of San An for the girlfriend "missions". With a bit of memory hacking and such, he discovered these removed portions of mission scripting were to not only put the camera inside the girlfriends' house when you stop in for "coffee", but also to make a little mini-game of it. Now, with the magic of user-editable files on the PC, PatrickW was able to unlock the uncensored "coffee" segments for all to play with."

"It does work. Surprisingly however, it's pretty boring. The Sexual encounters become a rhythm based mini-game where you try to improve the "excitement" level of your lady friend. Positions can be changed with the left mouse button, and there's a whopping total of 3."

So what does this mean? Rockstar is going to take tons more abuse from parents who shouldn't have even been letting their children play this game in the first place due to violence. There was a reason there was an "M" for Mature on the box...this isn't a kiddie game.

Random comments on these articles:

"I was going to say that maybe the idea of a game where the main character had sex with a naked girl with his blue jeans on and fastened took away from the realism and
was untrue to his character. That's just me though."

"Brothers don't dry hump. Brothers poundthatshit."

"If you look hard enough, there is pornography everywhere. I've seen kids playing with barbie dolls with no clothes, does this mean that Toys R Us has an obligation to place a sexual warning on each display?"



The funny thing is you can have sex in The Sims 2...they just call it WooHoo and you don't really see anything. Personally I don't think they should be held accountable for something they left in the coding but is not accessible anywhere in the game without modifying the code, which I believe is a violation of the EULA laws/contract.

THE RETURN OF Pauly Shore

This was one of my favorite books when I was little. It followed a sheep who couldn't sleep. He went out adventuring and the things he found on each page were in increasing number. (He saw 8 apples, he cooked 9 peas). What was your favorite book when you were little?

Why Batman is one of my favorite Superheroes.

What Is Half Life?


Snoop goes REAL old skool

Darth Vader Is Shamed By That No Forever And Ever And Ever

ET Is An Alien

Don't Stop The Scientology Tom!

This Shit Is B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A...

Jesus has been trying to respawn for over 2000 years, now THAT is some major lag -Random GFAQS user

Hilarious.

Awesome weekend. So good to get away.

[::[_]::] Touching is good -Nintendo DS
[+[_]·:·]
(+ [__]·:·)-PSP is prettier :P

I think Honda’s Asimo needs to call a headhunter. While some of his buds are working as surgeons, or exploring their artistic sides as dancers, what’s “the world’s most advanced humanoid walking robot” doing? Looks like he’s working as a crossing guard. Honda has produced a video for educators in which Asimo teaches kids the safe way to cross streets. While we certainly think that’s admirable, we can’t help but worry that Honda is stifling Asimo’s career ambitions. Still I guess it beats Asimo’s other recent gig: clowning for the kids at Disneyland.

The road between Oregon's Willamette Valley, where Portland sits, and the Pacific coast is known for recreation, wineries and beauty.

This weekend, it will also be known for slow traffic, the group said in a study titled "Are We There Yet?"

Interstate 64 in the Tidewater region of southeastern Virginia is second on the group's list of vacation bottlenecks, followed by the Maryland-Delaware shore, Branson, Missouri, and North Carolina's Outer Banks.

Rounding out the Top 10 are Cape Cod, the Jersey Shore, California's Napa Valley, the Amish country of Pennsylvania and the Catskill Mountains in New York.

"Part of slowing down is about relaxing," said Greg Cohen, president of the group. "But slowing down because you're stuck in traffic is very frustrating."

An estimated 33.9 million people are expected to travel by motor vehicle during the holiday weekend, according to AAA.

Whew I hope we don't run into too many of them going to Baltimore :P

Time for another You're The Man Now Dog roundup :)

Move Bitch (Get Out The Way)
Milton Lets Go

Super Macgyver World
Sonic The Hedgehog says "That's No Good"
I Am Your Father..."I'll neverjoin youuuu.. That'snottrueee.. NOOooOoooooooggHhhh,
NOOoogogGGuuugGHh"
Elmo Dies
Darth Cosby Is Your Father
Ace Ventura Owns Me At DDR ;(
United States Of Detective John Kimble
Donald Rumsfeld Thriller
What To Name The Death Star
Lord Of The Rings Assault On Mordor

V_nn_ W_ite to get st_r on Holl_woo_ W_lk of F_me. Wh_ G_v_s _ Sh_t?

Found this Yankee Quiz(as in the North not the team) very fun.

Whew this work week has been BUS-Y! Can't wait for it to end. Taking a trip down to Baltimore with Jess for our 1 year anniversary.

So Paul Winchell the voice of Tigger died in his sleep this past Friday. John Fiedler also passed away this morning. He was the voice of Piglet. Creepy eh?

Very interesting story about a woman who set the man who raped her daughter on fire when he was released from prison. Interesting quote from a commentator regarding the legal system: "Don't be silly. The purpose of the legal system isn't to sanction vengeance; it's to deter and reform." Thought provoking eh?

Fireworks Likely In Space On July 4th When NASA Blows Up A Comet

Say a prayer for the NJ boys...

I've never been more glad I grew up in a good neighborhood.

646MB later I've gotten 40 N64 games. And an amazing emulator (Project 64) that runs all of them right from your PC. I couldn't resist and I immediately loaded The New Tetris up just to see if it would work....

....Amazing. That familiar menu music started playing. The New Tetris was the one game I never sold back when I booted my N64 to upgrade to GameCube 3 years ago. I have sorely missed it. I still own the cartridge in case I ever got an N64 again or wanted to borrow my nephew's (not a bad idea actually). The multiplayer was amazing, single player engrossing and addictive. I WAS the TetrisMaster. The world of emulation rocks my socks off. All the old hits are here...
Conker's Bad Fur Day
Goldeneye
Banjo Kazooie & Banjo Tooie
Gauntlet Legends
Jet Force Gemini
Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time & Majora's Mask
Paper Mario
Perfect Dark
Mario Part 1, 2 & 3
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
and Worms Armageddon.

Ahhhh :) Weekend here I come!

I always find it amusing how you can see the leaps in technology just by viewing the video game industry. We went from:
Pong/Pitfall to
Mario/Zelda to
Sonic/Tails (lol sorry had to) to
Ocarina Of Time/Goldeneye to
Halo 1 & 2/Pikim/Vice City.

Looking at the specs of the video game consoles has always interested me.

Playstation 2
Processor: 128-bit "Emotion Engine" clocked at 300 MHz
Media: Proprietary 4.7-GB DVD and original PlayStation CDs

GameCube
Processor: "Gekko" IBM Power PC microprocessor clocked at 485 MHz
Media: Proprietary 1.5-GB optical disc

XBox
Processor: Modified Intel Pentium III clocked at 733 MHz
Media: 8-GB built-in hard drive & proprietary 4.7-GB DVD

Compare this to consoles of yesteryear.

It's also interesting to see when the consoles had leapt ahead 2 generations that the once-seemingly powerful consoles of yesteryear were now handhold consoles! Basically the PSP is a mix between the PS1 and PS2 systems. The Advance/Advance SP/DS are all souped up NES/SNES systems. Will XBox bring their own to the scene? I'm sure Gates has that well under wraps.

Gameboy Advance SP
Processor: 32-Bit RISC with embedded memory
Media: GB/GBA/GBASP cartridges

Nintendo DS
Processor: ARM9 and one ARM7 33Mhz processors
Media: 1 DS slot, 1 Game Boy Advance / SP slot
802.11b wireless

PlaystationPortable (PSP)
Processor: PSP CPU clocked at 333MHz
Media: UMD Drive (Read only) 1.8GB
802.11b wireless

Evidence of the atrocities at Zimbabwe

Ever feel like just hiding out? Try the new public "Hiding Box"

On another note I'm so ready for this weekend.

Women sick after receiving silicone injections at "Silicone Party"
In other news...Women are having Silicone Parties...??

COCAINE BRICKS CONTAINING INTERNAL HEROIN BRICKS IN NOGALES, ARIZONA

Man hiding heroin IN cocaine! They'll never figure THAT one out! Check out some of the other ones. Man drug trafficking is getting desperate when you have to hide heroin in spools of Peruvian thread.

White Collar Crime determined with....bagels.

"Healthy Human Flesh Alternative"

Ok this is sick...now as Americans we're accepting or catering to cannibals?

Movie Whore Test: Check all the movies you've seen!

1. (x)Napoleon Dynamite
2. (x)Saw
3. (x)White Noise
4. ( )White Oleander
5. (x)Anger Management
6. (x)50 First Dates
7. (x)Scream
8. (x)scream...it's on here twice because?...
9. (x)Scream 2
10.(x)Scream 3
11. (x)Scary Movie
12. (x )Scary Movie 2
13. (x )Scary Movie 3
14. (x)American Pie
15. (x)American Pie 2
16. (x)American Wedding
17. (x)Harry Potter
18. (x)Harry Potter 2
19. (x)Harry Potter 3
20. (x)Resident Evil I
21. (x)Resident Evil 2
22. (x)The Wedding Singer
23. ( )Little Black Book
24. (x)The Village
25. (x)Donnie Darko
26. ( )Lilo & Stitch
27. (x)Finding Nemo
28. ( )Finding Neverland
29. (x)13 Ghosts
30. (x)Signs
31. (x)The Grinch
32. (x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)
33. (x)White Chicks (My first movie date with Jess lol)
34. (x)Butterfly Effect
35. (x)Thirteen going on 30
36. (x)I, Robot
37. (x) Dodgeball
38. (x)Universal Soldier
39. (x)Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
40. ( ) Along Came A Spider
41. (x) Deep impact
42. ( ) KingPin
43. (x) Never Been Kissed
44. (x)Meet The Parents
45. (x)Meet The Fockers
46. (x)Eight Crazy Nights
47. ( )A Cinderella Story
48. (x)The Terminal
49. ( )The Lizzie McGuire Movie
50. ( )Passport to Paris
51. (x)Dumb & Dumber
52. (x)Dumb & Dumberer
53. (x)Final Destination
54. (x)Final Destination 2
55. (x)Halloween
56. (x)The Ring
57. ( )The Ring 2
58. (x)Harold & Kumar go to Whitecastle
59. (x)Practical Magic
60. (x)Chicago
61. (x)Ghost Ship
62. (x)From Hell
63. (x)Hellboy
64. ( )Secret Window
65. (x)I Am Sam
66. (x)The Whole Nine Yards
67. ()The Whole Ten Yards
68. (x)The Day After Tomorrow
69. (x)Child's Play
70. ( )Bride Of Chucky
71. (x)Ten Things I Hate About You
72. (x)Just Married
73. (x)Gothika
74. (x)Nightmare on Elm Street
75. (x)Sixteen Candles
76. (x)Bad Boys
77. (x)Bad Boys 2
78. (x)Joy Ride
79. (x)Seven
80. (x)Ocean's Eleven
81. (x)Ocean's Twelve
82. (x)Identity
83. ( )Lone Star State Of Mind
84. (x)Bedazzled
85. (x)Predator I
86. (x)Predator II
87. (x)Independence Day
88. ( )Cujo
89. (x)A Bronx Tale
90. ( )Darkness Falls
91. ( )Christine
92. (x)SLC Punk
93. (x)Children Of The Corn (HE WANTS YOU TOO MALACHAI!)
94. ( )My Boss' Daughter
95. (x)Maid In Manhattan
96. ( )Frailty
97. ( ) Best Bet
98. ( )How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days
99. (x)She's All That
100.( ) Calendar Girls
101.( ) Sideways
102.(x)Mars Attacks
103.(x)Event Horizon
104.(x)Ever After
105.(x)Forrest Gump
106.(x)Big Trouble In Little China
107.(x)X-Men 1
108.(x)X-Men 2
109.(x)Jeepers Creepers
110.( )Jeepers Creepers 2
111.(x)Catch Me If You Can
112.(x) The Others
113.(x)Freaky Friday
114.(x)Reign Of Fire (OMG a movie when Christian Bale didn't suck as Batman!)
115.(x)Cruel Intentions
116.(x)PI
117.(x)Swimfan
118.(x) Miracle
119.(x)Old School
120.(x)Ray
121.(x)The Notebook
122.(x)K-Pax
123.(xxxxxxx)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
124.(xxxxxxxxxxxxx)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
125.(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
126.(x)A Walk to Remember
127.( )Boogeyman
128.(x)Hitch
129.( )Back Door Sluts 9 (Now if it was front door...)
130.(x)South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
131.(x)The Fifth Element
132.(xx) Star Wars Episode I
133.(xx)Star Wars Episode II
134.(xxx)Star Wars Episode III
135.(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)Star Wars Episode IV
136.(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)Star Wars Episode V
137.(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)Star Wars Episode VI
138.(x)Beverly Hills Cop
139.( )Swimming With Sharks
140.(x) Trainspotting
141.( )People Under The Stairs
142.(x)Blue Velvet
143.(x)Sound Of Music
144.(x) The Parent Trap (Old and New!)
145.(x)The Burbs (Oh God yes)
146.(x) Meet Joe Black
147.(x) Wild Things
148.(x) A Clockwork Orange
149.( )The Order
150.(x)Spiderman
151.(x)Spiderman 2
152.( ) Amelie
153.(x) Mean Girls
154.(x)Shrek
155.(x)Shrek 2
156.(x)The Incredibles
157.(x)Collateral
158.(x)The Fast & The Furious
159.( )2 Fast 2 Furious
160.( )Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
161.( )Closer
162.(x)The Sixth Sense
163.(x)Artificial Intelligence(A.I.)
164.(x)Love Actually
165.( )Shutter
166.( )Ella Enchanted
167.(x)Princess Diaries 1
168.(x)Princess Diaries 2
169.(x)Constantine
170.(x)Million Dollar Baby
171.( )Life Of David Gale
172.(x)25th hour
173.(x)Vanilla Sky
174.(x)Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (Did you see my blog title and layout??)
175.(x)Boogie Nights
176.(x)Braveheart
177.( )The Anarchist Cook Book
178.( ) My House In Umbria
179.(x) Double Jeopardy
180.(x) Monsters, Inc
181.(x)Kill Bill Vol. 1
182.(x) Kill Bill Vol. 2
183.(x) Eight Legged Freaks
184.(x ) The Exorcist I
185.( ) The Exorcist II
186.( ) The Exorcist III
187.(x) Titanic
188.(x) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
189.(x)Underworld
190.(x)Cast Away
192.(x)Waterworld
193.(x)Wizard Of Oz
194.(x)Super Troopers
195.(x)The Breakfast Club
196.(x)Robin Hood: Men in Tights
197.(x)Billy Madison
198.(x)Philadelphia
199.(x) Pirates of the Carribbean
200.(x) Edward Scissorhands!
201.( ) Phantom of the Opera
202.(x) the Bourne Identity
203.(x) The Bourne Supremecy
204.( ) Sahara
205.(x) S.W.A.T.
206.( ) Unleashed
207.(x) Minority Report
208.(x) Taking Lives
209.( )Romper Stomper

You're a movie whore if you have seen over 85!!

How many did Pete see?: Roughly 164. I'll recount later to make sure I didn't botch it up. As if we all knew I wasn't the movie master :P

"In a ridiculous publicity stunt, the first two innings of a minor league baseball game between the Kansas City T-Bones and the Schaumburg Flyers will be played 'virtually' -- two video gamers will play MVP Baseball 2005 on an Xbox while the game is broadcast over the video screen and play-by-play is called by the announcers. When the real teams take the field in the third inning, they'll start where the virtual game left off."

3 Boys Missing in NJ

"The place from which they disappeared is a few doors from a school and in a neighborhood that is safer than most in Camden, which last fall was ranked most dangerous in the United States in a reference book that compares crime statistics."

Well at least we win in something?

OMG! I’m going to have to clear off my bed because the Prince is back! Teddy Ruxpin, that magical bear that sang to me, danced with me, talked to me, slept with me, told me where to put the bodies, and even gave me an alibi for the Bangkok police, is back!

Created 20 years ago, the new Ruxpin—Ruxpin Reloaded?—will use digital cartridges containing animation and audio. It would be so cool if you could hook old Ted up to your PC via USB cable and it would also be cool if he would stop following me home even after all these years. He just sits outside and stares. And stares. And stares...

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be	Platinum Ringa
You ride around in a	2004 Chrysler Pacifica
Yo gang	The Adjective Nouners
Yo shoes be	White high-top Air Force 1s
Yo dubs be dis big, fool	1,619
How much money you got?	$4.13621228685998e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 79%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...	breath taking
Your hugs are...	to die for
Your eyes...	twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is...	the only thing I desire
Your smell is...	amazing
Your smile is...	encouraging
Your love is...	everlasting
Quiz created with MemeGen!

What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?	MaleFemaleOther
What makes you sexy?	Your hands
What makes you pretty?	Um, babe, you aren't!
What makes you loveable?	Everything
What makes you fun?	Your positive attitude
What makes you irresistable?	Your talant
What makes you cute?	Cute? You? Hahaha.
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Ok this made me feel like an idiot.

Head Count
Do the math in your head.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. And another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total? Scroll to the bottom to find out.

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ANSWER:

Studies have shown that 98% of the population ends up with the number 5000. The math above actually adds up to 4100. Don't believe us? Get out the calculator!

Saddam Hussein loves Doritos, hates Froot Loops, admires President Reagan, thinks Clinton was "OK" and considers both Presidents Bush "no good." He talks a lot, worries about germs and insists he is still president of Iraq.

Here's one of my favorite Podcasts to listen to. The Catholic Insider, with Father Roderick Vonhögen, Catholic priest of the Archdiocese of Utrecht, The Netherlands.

Funny office pranks that I will never try.

"Disassemble a musical birthday card and carefully tape it underneath a coworkers chair so that when the chair is leaned back, the card activates. It took more than four hours for one coworker to discover the source of the intermittent noise!"

"Subtle in execution, but so hot when it yields results. Change the AutoCorrect on a coworker’s Word settings such that when he types in, say “facilitate,” it gets auto-corrected to “faliatiate”. Don’t have the patience to wait for him to type facilitate? Change “the” to “teet”, and so on."

LOL

It's 6:36pm on a Friday night and I'm still at work.

Stab me with the thumbtack in my cubicle. NOW.

My pirate name is:

Captain Roger Read

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

YARRRRRR!

Some Fark posts concerning the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise engagement had me cracking up:

"It's simple... Tom Cruise used his clear level scientology powers to brainwash Katie into thinking she was a man in love with Tom Cruise. Katie soon to rip her face off, reminiscent of Mission:Impossible, to reveal she is really, Nicole Kidman."

"Xenu must be proud."

"f*ck L. Ron Hubbard and all of his clones" (Tool Aenema reference lol)

"
-Odds they'll see a divorce court in the next 5 years: 97%
-Odds they'll see a divorce court in the next year: 45%
-Odds that Katie will have a revelation and decide that Scientology is for nut bags about that same time: 98%
-Odds that they'll have any children that are not adopted: 5%
-Odds that Katie will get stuck caring for any kids they adopt after the divorce: 92%
-Odds that all this is about Tommy Boy's desire to look straighter and Katie's ambition to land potential Oscar winning screen roles and not about love: 65%
-Odds that Tommy Boy's exs are shaking their head and laughing: 100%"

"Katie, stop. You're giving the state of Ohio a *worse* image."

Oh Tom...can't I have the old Mission Impossible Tom back?

Teddy Ruxpin gets with the times, goes digital.

Holy shit....wait until Dozey does the same thing...although I haven't seen HIS butt in years...he was like the poor man's Ruxpin.