Friday, September 24, 2004

Paris Hilton looking for love?

"I'd rather have someone with a good heart than some good-looking idiot with no brain, because looks fade and I know that. I know that I'm not going to be good-looking forever," she said. "No one is, so it doesn't matter."

Screw that ho lol. I really reallllllllly dislike that woman. And her sister. They've contributed nothing to society whatsoever. Someone I do have respect for is Prince William. He's actually tried to do things for the community and not just be handed everything in his life. He did a habitat for humanity deal a few years back and contributes a lot to charities. I've never heard of Paris or Nicky doing diddly.

It's Friday!

Thursday, September 23, 2004

According to www.humanforsale.com I am worth exactly $2,035,872.00. Anyone care to dispute? Am I worth more? Less? Exactly that amount? Comments most welcome.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Ok this is the funniest eBay post I may have ever seen. It tops all the gross women selling panties, or old 80s toys I wish I had. (Even hasbeen collectibles like Joey Lawrence dolls)

When selling your pen on eBay be sure to mention how fat your ex-wife is.

Not only is 99% of the description about what a horrible person this woman is, he goes on to add like 5 comments continuing the bashing. Worth a look :)

Some quotes that had me on the floor laughing:

"He was great with cars and engines though, so he was destined to go somewhere in life, like Jiffy Lube."

"Bought herself 'implants' of the chest variety AFTER we split. Could not have done this while we were together. One bonus item denied. "

LOL
Want to know why I don't think I'd ever live in Florida even for retirement? This is why. Yup like the 4th straight tropical storm/hurrican headed straight for beloved Fl. The week is half done...thank god. Might be going to see Rent with my girl, Jesse and Tara on Saturday. Hopefully... We'll see. If not the weekend is going to be well-used. Payday tomorrow! W00000000!

Monday, September 20, 2004

Ok I'm very happy about this. It's about time Michael Imperioli got an Emmy for his performance in The Sopranos. He's one of my favorite characters in the show. Especially in Season 5...he continues to impress me with the realism of his acting. He could be one of my cousins lol.

Oh yeah and I was waiting for THIS to happen for years.

"Police seized 17.3 grams of marijuana, eight Xanax pills and 16 round white pills identified by police as clonazepam, a sedative used to treat anxiety and seizures that can be addictive. Police said Culkin told them he did not have a prescription for the pills." Poor Mac Attack.