Friday, May 27, 2005

Two great love stories are currently captivating the nation: the doomed romance of Jedi turncoat Anakin Skywalker and his forbidden bride, Padmé Amidala, and the surprise wedding of country singer Kenny Chesney to movie star Renée Zellweger, whom he'd wooed in part by writing a song titled "You Had Me From Hello."

I wonder if we couldn't combine these two love stories into one super-mega-universal romance. The answer: yes, of course we can. And from that alternate universe of astral love, we bring you this artifact. Ready the Kleenex you should!

"You're So Beautiful (Only Because I'm So In Love With You)"

"Do It To Me One More Time (Like You Did By The Lake At Naboo)"

"You Had Me At 'I Will Not Condone A Course Of Action That Will Lead Us To War'"

"Naboo Nights (Tatooine Mornings)"

"They Told Me To Let Go Of Everything I Loved (But I Couldn't Let Go Of You)"

"Sometimes Love Makes You Do Crazy Things, Like Slaughter A Bunch of Younglings"

"I Don't Like Sand (But I Do Love You)"

"Remember When We First Met And I Was Only Ten Years Old?"

"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (You Looked Exactly The Same As You Do Now. It's Weird.)"

"My Love Burns Hotter Than My Legless Torso Right Now"
GroupHugs - A site devoted to anonymous confessions. Some of these are messed up!

"occasionally i like to fart in long family car rides and blame it on my small brother.... its funny but i feel bad because last time he started crying because the entire family was calling him a "shit head"

"i peed in the shower today"

"Young guys of 13/14/15 turn me on. I am 34 and male."

"My brother owes me like 600 bucks, so I got his toothbrush and used it to clean out my razor when it became clogged with hair."

If you ever think you're a bad person just visit this site. There are some MESSED up people in the world lol.
This made me giggle.

Lindsay Lohan maybe now the most disgusting woman on the planet. Please someone just strap her down and shovel food in her mouth.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

There are very few times where I buy something the second I see it.

This is one of those times.

Ahh memories.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Star Wars Geek Natural Selection

Most of us Star Wars fans know to use plastic lightsabers as using anything else is just a path to the Dark side.
At this rate I think SkyNet will become self aware in 2008.
Voice of Tony The Tiger passes away.

This just makes me think of all the actors and prominent figures who will pass away during my lifetime... :(

Monday, May 23, 2005

VertiCube - an awesome game that is a mirror of the Playstation Portable (PSP) game Lumines. Try out the demo!