It's 6:36pm on a Friday night and I'm still at work.
Stab me with the thumbtack in my cubicle. NOW.
Friday, June 17, 2005
My pirate name is:
Captain Roger Read
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
YARRRRRR!
Some Fark posts concerning the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise engagement had me cracking up:
"It's simple... Tom Cruise used his clear level scientology powers to brainwash Katie into thinking she was a man in love with Tom Cruise. Katie soon to rip her face off, reminiscent of Mission:Impossible, to reveal she is really, Nicole Kidman."
"Xenu must be proud."
"f*ck L. Ron Hubbard and all of his clones" (Tool Aenema reference lol)
"
-Odds they'll see a divorce court in the next 5 years: 97%
-Odds they'll see a divorce court in the next year: 45%
-Odds that Katie will have a revelation and decide that Scientology is for nut bags about that same time: 98%
-Odds that they'll have any children that are not adopted: 5%
-Odds that Katie will get stuck caring for any kids they adopt after the divorce: 92%
-Odds that all this is about Tommy Boy's desire to look straighter and Katie's ambition to land potential Oscar winning screen roles and not about love: 65%
-Odds that Tommy Boy's exs are shaking their head and laughing: 100%"
"Katie, stop. You're giving the state of Ohio a *worse* image."
Oh Tom...can't I have the old Mission Impossible Tom back?
"It's simple... Tom Cruise used his clear level scientology powers to brainwash Katie into thinking she was a man in love with Tom Cruise. Katie soon to rip her face off, reminiscent of Mission:Impossible, to reveal she is really, Nicole Kidman."
"Xenu must be proud."
"f*ck L. Ron Hubbard and all of his clones" (Tool Aenema reference lol)
"
-Odds they'll see a divorce court in the next 5 years: 97%
-Odds they'll see a divorce court in the next year: 45%
-Odds that Katie will have a revelation and decide that Scientology is for nut bags about that same time: 98%
-Odds that they'll have any children that are not adopted: 5%
-Odds that Katie will get stuck caring for any kids they adopt after the divorce: 92%
-Odds that all this is about Tommy Boy's desire to look straighter and Katie's ambition to land potential Oscar winning screen roles and not about love: 65%
-Odds that Tommy Boy's exs are shaking their head and laughing: 100%"
"Katie, stop. You're giving the state of Ohio a *worse* image."
Oh Tom...can't I have the old Mission Impossible Tom back?
Teddy Ruxpin gets with the times, goes digital.
Holy shit....wait until Dozey does the same thing...although I haven't seen HIS butt in years...he was like the poor man's Ruxpin.
Holy shit....wait until Dozey does the same thing...although I haven't seen HIS butt in years...he was like the poor man's Ruxpin.
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Extroverted (E) 61.9% Introverted (I) 38.1%
Sensing (S) 54.76% Intuitive (N) 45.24%
Feeling (F) 54.05% Thinking (T) 45.95%
Perceiving (P) 51.35% Judging (J) 48.65%
Sensing (S) 54.76% Intuitive (N) 45.24%
Feeling (F) 54.05% Thinking (T) 45.95%
Perceiving (P) 51.35% Judging (J) 48.65%
| ESFP - "Entertainer". Radiates attractive warmth and optimism. Smooth, witty, charming, clever. Fun to be with. Very generous. 8.5% of the total population. |
So I saw something new down in the cafeteria this morning. No sooner did Coke sweetened with Splenda arrive then a new Coca-Cola product is on the market: Coca-Cola zero. Coke Zero is basically a different-tasting Coke than other Diet Coke. The drink will be sweetened partly with a blend of aspartame and acesulfame potassium. Aspartame is a key ingredient in Diet Coke, but a spokesman for the Atlanta-based company said Coca-Cola Zero will "have a unique taste." Sitting here sipping it, it tastes like regular coke without all the sugar. Not bad and a better calorie option as opposed to C2 coke which I did like but scoffed at 12g of sugar still with only 45 calories. If the sugar had been cut even more I'd have been satisfied.
And for your reading pleasure here's the Coca-Cola slogans over the years. My personal favorite is still Always Coca-Cola. And if I lived in 1907 I'm sure I'd be loving "Coca-Cola is full of vim, vigor and go - is a snappy drink."
* 1886 - Drink Coca-Cola.
* 1900 - Deliciously refreshing.
* 1900 - For headache and exhaustion, drink Coca-Cola.
* 1904 - Delicious and refreshing.
* 1904 - Coca-Cola ... satisfies.
* 1905 - Coca-Cola revives and sustains.
* 1905 - Wherever you go ... you will find Coca-Cola.
* 1906 - The drink of quality.
* 1906 - The great national temperance beverage.
* 1907 - Coca-Cola is full of vim, vigor and go - is a snappy drink.
* 1908 - Get the genuine.
* 1909 - Whenever you see an arrow, think of Coca-Cola.
* 1911 - Enjoy a glass of liquid laughter.
* 1917 - Three million a day.
* 1920 - Coca-Cola ... good things from 9 chimes poured into a single glass.
* 1922 - Thirst knows no season.
* 1923 - Enjoy thirst.
* 1925 - It has the charm of purity.
* 1925 - With a drink so good ... 'tis folly to be thirsty.
* 1925 - Six million a day.
* 1926 - Coca-Cola is the shortest distance between thirst and refreshment.
* 1927 - It had to be good to get where it is.
* 1927 - Around the corner from anywhere.
* 1927 - At the little red sign.
* 1928 - Coca-Cola ... pure drink of natural flavors.
* 1929 - The best served drink in the world.
* 1929 - The pause that refreshes.
* 1932 - Ice-cold sunshine.
* 1932 - Thirst come, thirst served.
* 1933 - Bounce back to normal.
* 1933 - Don't wear a tired, thirsty face.
* 1935 - Coca-Cola ... the pause that brings friends together.
* 1937 - America's favorite moment.
* 1938 - The best friend thirst ever had.
* 1938 - Thirst asks nothing more.
* 1939 - Coca-Cola goes along.
* 1939 - Coca-Cola has the taste thirst goes for.
* 1939 - Whoever you are, whatever you do, wherever you may be, when you think of refreshment, think of icecold Coca-Cola.
* 1940 - Within easy reach of your thirst.
* 1940 - America's year round answer to thirst.
* 1941 - Work refreshed.
* 1941 - Coca-Cola belongs.
* 1942 - The only thing like Coca-Cola is Coca-Cola itself.
* 1942 - Coca-Cola has that extra something.
* 1942 - The best is always the better buy.
* 1942 - It's the real thing.
* 1943 - Universal symbol of the American way of life ... Coca-Cola.
* 1943 - With a taste all its own.
* 1945 - The happy symbol of a friendly way of life.
* 1945 - Why grow thirsty?
* 1946 - The world's friendliest club ... admission 5¢.
* 1946 - Yes.
* 1947 - Coca-Cola ... continuous quality.
* 1947 - Continuous quality is quality you trust.
* 1947 - The quality of Coca-Cola is a friendly quality you can always trust.
* 1948 - Where there's Coke there's hospitality.
* 1949 - Coca-Cola ... along the highway to anywhere.
* 1950 - Thirst, too, seeks quality.
* 1951 - For home and hospitality.
* 1951 - You taste its quality.
* 1952 - What you want is a Coke.
* 1952 - Coke follows thirst everywhere.
* 1953 - Drive safely ... Drive refreshed.
* 1953 - Midsummer magic.
* 1955 - Bright and bracing as sunshine.
* 1956 - Coca-Cola ... makes good things taste better.
* 1956 - The friendliest drink on earth.
* 1956 - Gives a bright little life.
* 1956 - Coca-Cola puts you at your sparkling best.
* 1957 - Sign of good taste.
* 1958 - The cold, crisp taste of Coke.
* 1959 - Cheerful life of Coke.
* 1959 - Relax refreshed with ice-cold Coca-Cola.
* 1959 - Be really refreshed.
* 1959 - The cold, crisp taste that so deeply satisfies.
* 1961 - Coca-Cola refreshed you best.
* 1963 - The big bold taste that's always just right.
* 1963 - Things go better with Coke.
* 1963 - Go better refreshed.
* 1964 - Coca-Cola gives that special zing ... refreshed best.
* 1965 - Enjoy Coca-Cola.
* 1965 - For extra fun - take more than one! Take an extra carton of Coke!
* 1966 - Coca-Cola has the taste you never get tired of.
* 1968 - Tells your thirsty to go fly a kite.
* 1968 - Wave after wave - drink after drink.
* 1968 - For twice the convenience, bring home two cartons of Coke.
* 1968 - It's twice time.
* 1970 - It's the real thing.
* 1971 - I'd like to buy the world a Coke.
* 1972 - Coke ... goes with the good times.
* 1975 - Look up America, see what we've got.
* 1976 - Coke adds life.
* 1979 - Have a Coke and a smile.
* 1982 - Coke is it.
* 1985 - We've got a taste for you (new Coke). America's real choice (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1986 - Catch the Wave (new Coke). Red, white and you (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1988 - Can't beat the feeling (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1989 - Can't beat the real thing (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1991 - Can't beat the real thing (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1992 - Can't beat the real thing.
* 1993 - Always Coca-Cola.
* 1999 - Enjoy
* 2001 - Life tastes Good
* 2002 - Reward your curiosity (Vanilla Coke)
* 2003 - Coke is Real
* 2005 - Chill!
And for your reading pleasure here's the Coca-Cola slogans over the years. My personal favorite is still Always Coca-Cola. And if I lived in 1907 I'm sure I'd be loving "Coca-Cola is full of vim, vigor and go - is a snappy drink."
* 1886 - Drink Coca-Cola.
* 1900 - Deliciously refreshing.
* 1900 - For headache and exhaustion, drink Coca-Cola.
* 1904 - Delicious and refreshing.
* 1904 - Coca-Cola ... satisfies.
* 1905 - Coca-Cola revives and sustains.
* 1905 - Wherever you go ... you will find Coca-Cola.
* 1906 - The drink of quality.
* 1906 - The great national temperance beverage.
* 1907 - Coca-Cola is full of vim, vigor and go - is a snappy drink.
* 1908 - Get the genuine.
* 1909 - Whenever you see an arrow, think of Coca-Cola.
* 1911 - Enjoy a glass of liquid laughter.
* 1917 - Three million a day.
* 1920 - Coca-Cola ... good things from 9 chimes poured into a single glass.
* 1922 - Thirst knows no season.
* 1923 - Enjoy thirst.
* 1925 - It has the charm of purity.
* 1925 - With a drink so good ... 'tis folly to be thirsty.
* 1925 - Six million a day.
* 1926 - Coca-Cola is the shortest distance between thirst and refreshment.
* 1927 - It had to be good to get where it is.
* 1927 - Around the corner from anywhere.
* 1927 - At the little red sign.
* 1928 - Coca-Cola ... pure drink of natural flavors.
* 1929 - The best served drink in the world.
* 1929 - The pause that refreshes.
* 1932 - Ice-cold sunshine.
* 1932 - Thirst come, thirst served.
* 1933 - Bounce back to normal.
* 1933 - Don't wear a tired, thirsty face.
* 1935 - Coca-Cola ... the pause that brings friends together.
* 1937 - America's favorite moment.
* 1938 - The best friend thirst ever had.
* 1938 - Thirst asks nothing more.
* 1939 - Coca-Cola goes along.
* 1939 - Coca-Cola has the taste thirst goes for.
* 1939 - Whoever you are, whatever you do, wherever you may be, when you think of refreshment, think of icecold Coca-Cola.
* 1940 - Within easy reach of your thirst.
* 1940 - America's year round answer to thirst.
* 1941 - Work refreshed.
* 1941 - Coca-Cola belongs.
* 1942 - The only thing like Coca-Cola is Coca-Cola itself.
* 1942 - Coca-Cola has that extra something.
* 1942 - The best is always the better buy.
* 1942 - It's the real thing.
* 1943 - Universal symbol of the American way of life ... Coca-Cola.
* 1943 - With a taste all its own.
* 1945 - The happy symbol of a friendly way of life.
* 1945 - Why grow thirsty?
* 1946 - The world's friendliest club ... admission 5¢.
* 1946 - Yes.
* 1947 - Coca-Cola ... continuous quality.
* 1947 - Continuous quality is quality you trust.
* 1947 - The quality of Coca-Cola is a friendly quality you can always trust.
* 1948 - Where there's Coke there's hospitality.
* 1949 - Coca-Cola ... along the highway to anywhere.
* 1950 - Thirst, too, seeks quality.
* 1951 - For home and hospitality.
* 1951 - You taste its quality.
* 1952 - What you want is a Coke.
* 1952 - Coke follows thirst everywhere.
* 1953 - Drive safely ... Drive refreshed.
* 1953 - Midsummer magic.
* 1955 - Bright and bracing as sunshine.
* 1956 - Coca-Cola ... makes good things taste better.
* 1956 - The friendliest drink on earth.
* 1956 - Gives a bright little life.
* 1956 - Coca-Cola puts you at your sparkling best.
* 1957 - Sign of good taste.
* 1958 - The cold, crisp taste of Coke.
* 1959 - Cheerful life of Coke.
* 1959 - Relax refreshed with ice-cold Coca-Cola.
* 1959 - Be really refreshed.
* 1959 - The cold, crisp taste that so deeply satisfies.
* 1961 - Coca-Cola refreshed you best.
* 1963 - The big bold taste that's always just right.
* 1963 - Things go better with Coke.
* 1963 - Go better refreshed.
* 1964 - Coca-Cola gives that special zing ... refreshed best.
* 1965 - Enjoy Coca-Cola.
* 1965 - For extra fun - take more than one! Take an extra carton of Coke!
* 1966 - Coca-Cola has the taste you never get tired of.
* 1968 - Tells your thirsty to go fly a kite.
* 1968 - Wave after wave - drink after drink.
* 1968 - For twice the convenience, bring home two cartons of Coke.
* 1968 - It's twice time.
* 1970 - It's the real thing.
* 1971 - I'd like to buy the world a Coke.
* 1972 - Coke ... goes with the good times.
* 1975 - Look up America, see what we've got.
* 1976 - Coke adds life.
* 1979 - Have a Coke and a smile.
* 1982 - Coke is it.
* 1985 - We've got a taste for you (new Coke). America's real choice (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1986 - Catch the Wave (new Coke). Red, white and you (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1988 - Can't beat the feeling (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1989 - Can't beat the real thing (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1991 - Can't beat the real thing (Coca-Cola Classic).
* 1992 - Can't beat the real thing.
* 1993 - Always Coca-Cola.
* 1999 - Enjoy
* 2001 - Life tastes Good
* 2002 - Reward your curiosity (Vanilla Coke)
* 2003 - Coke is Real
* 2005 - Chill!
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
The first rule of Fight Club is "You do not talk about Fight Club."
The second rule of Fight Club is "You do NOT talk about Fight Club."
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Only two guys to a fight.
One fight at a time, fellas.
No shirt, no shoes.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.
If this is your first night at Fight Club...you have to fight.
The second rule of Fight Club is "You do NOT talk about Fight Club."
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Only two guys to a fight.
One fight at a time, fellas.
No shirt, no shoes.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.
If this is your first night at Fight Club...you have to fight.
So I text message all the time...and this new technology service (free of charge soon enough) sounds REALLY cool. Imagine seeing a random email or # to text to when you're out and about, and when you do get info or free stuff? Can't wait to see if this hits the light of day.
Monday, June 13, 2005
Here's a link to all the Fredryk Phox vids you'd ever want.
Great weekend. Went down to see my baby Friday night. Shore traffic is definitely startign to be a bitch again so you know it's summer in full swing once more! Played 9 holes o golfo at a Nazi 9-hole course... I really want to play again tonight. Work is SO busy this week. I've just taken over 3 more queues for apps here and people are going on vacation left and right. It's going to be an interesting summer...
Great weekend. Went down to see my baby Friday night. Shore traffic is definitely startign to be a bitch again so you know it's summer in full swing once more! Played 9 holes o golfo at a Nazi 9-hole course... I really want to play again tonight. Work is SO busy this week. I've just taken over 3 more queues for apps here and people are going on vacation left and right. It's going to be an interesting summer...
