Thursday, December 08, 2005

In World Of Warcraft you can join a guild, which is basically like a "frat" of users who help one another out, quest together etc. Here are some of the funniest guild names I've come across:

ROFLCOPTER DOWN
LASERSPEWPEWPEW
Riders of Lindsay Lohan or Riders Of Lohan
Reading Rainbow
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Your mom is a horde
IHAVECANDYGETINTHEVAN
Blood Bath & Beyond
Show Me Green Card
Chinese Gold Miners
Karl Marx and the Seven Dwarfs
Naga Stole My Bike
My dixie wrecked. (say it fast)
Insert Guild Name Here
Dropped The Soap
My Little Gnomies
Channel Four News Team
Gnomeland Security
Legendary Legends of Legend
Oprah Windfury
Pwners of a Lonely Heart
Snape Kills Dumbledore
"Touched" By An Angel
Schizzle My Nizzle
Hairy Twinkies
HEY HORDE ATTACK ME LOL
Joanie Loves Chachie
Downing of the System
TEAM AFK
Survivors of Neverland Ranch
HeMan Woman Haters Club.
Awkward Man Hug
Let the Wookie Win
Ultimate Rainbow Happytime

Priceless...

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Via JoyStiq

" * vertical orientation alone does not scratch DVDs
* horizontal orientation alone does not scratch DVDs
* movement of the Xbox 360 during play scratches DVDs
*
-Movement could be someone running through the house and sending shocks to the system through your floorboards
-Movement is often done on purpose when friends try to show friends the cool way in which the ring of light reorients itself with its fancy mercury switch
-Movement is often accidental, as when annoying controller cables are tripped over in the dark, jarring the Xbox 360
-Sometimes, people just get sick of poorly designed boss fights, and kick their Xbox 360s in frustration
-And sometimes, customers are committing fraud by purposefully destroying games that have been played to completion so that they can be exchanged for store credit that is used to purchase new games"