Friday, July 22, 2005

Thursday, July 21, 2005

All Aboard The Train to Michael Jackson's Chocolate Factory!
Amusing...WatchMeChange.com
The largest gummy bear ever made.
Cell phone/WiFi service restored in NYC tunnels

Also the ESRB has pulled their Mature rating for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Oh boy here we go.

"The ESRB (Entertainment Software Ratings Board) notified us late this afternoon Eastern Time that they have revoked the “Mature” rating previously issued Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas following an extensive investigation.

Our members intend to immediately cease all sales of the game until existing inventory can either be re-stickered with an AO (Adults Only) rating, or exchanged for new versions of the game that has the hidden content removed and the original M (Mature 17+) rating intact.

Though not a policy, IEMA members generally do not carry AO-rated games any differently than we do not carry X-rated videos or DVDs, thus it is likely that our members will be removing all copies of the current version and re-stocking with the updated version."

Not being able to sell until a licensed "fixed" version comes out is going to hurt Rockstar. This whole fiasco is way gay.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Laughed...so...hard.

Cyber Sex Gone Wrong

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?


LOLOLOLOLOL
HAHAHA!

"Like the movie, the Batman Begins “Tumbler” Batmobile kind of disappoints while still being very cool. Both the film and the RC toy are dark, brooding, well-made, and interesting to look at. Also, like Christian Bale, the Tumbler has a limited range and takes too many batteries."

Michael Keaten: 9329320392032
Christian Bale: 0

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

It's only a matter of time before Google becomes self aware. Oh yay for computers taking over!

Guy uses Google Maps in court to beat traffic ticket

Google Earth is the coolest program ever. I love it.
Had to post this because it used to be a huge inside joke between Amar and I. Can't believe it exists. AH THE ATMOSPHERE!
Tom Hanks to play Robert Langdon in The Da Vinci Code movie adaptation! ROCK ON TOM!

Monday, July 18, 2005

Some more YTMND goodness.

HARRY POTTER SPOILER CONTAINED! So like uh don't click of you don't wanna know.
Potter Spoiler Bookstore Crash

Vader's Potter Experience Is Ruined

And one more spoiler...the AUDIO BOOK!

Ok one more..."Harry Fans OWNED"

End Potter Spoiler

Peter Griffin Lives

NES Bought Halo

ROCK LOBSTER!

Harry Potter ruined for Darth Vader
What Is 88 mph?

What Is Star Wars Love?

Man people are really taking it out on Harry fans NSFW!

Even Tom Hanks in Castaway can't get away from spoilers

BEAT IT!

Stewie's iPod Commercial

MINE?!

:: exhale :: Large update this time :P