Friday, October 07, 2005

Lindsay Loahn doll to be available this Christmas. (Smashed Mercedes and alcoholic father doll sold separately)

And apparently Britney has claimed she doesn't think Kevin is mature enough to be a father. Seeing that he was such a worthless father to his first two kids, I don't know why she thought he'd be any different with this one. I mean he's a loser...she's an airhead...talk about the pot in the kettle. I feel bad for PMS-Federline. Maybe Britney was smoking pot *through* a kettle when she got knocked up.

And Katie Holmes! Ok, fine Tom. We believe you. You're not really gay. Great, now go away. That thing is going to burst out of Katie's chest, hand out copies of Dianetics and escape through the ventilation shaft. THe best is that Katie can't "scream." It's against the religion.

Scientology believes in not touching the infant, or touching it as little as possible, and it's more than the "first few days". It's really full of alot of cultish make-you-dependant-on-the-instituation but emotionally stunting you crap like that.


At any rate, that no screaming thing is just hilarious... In other news: L. Ron hubord was not a woman.

I hope she doesn't get post-partum depression. Oh wait, Tom said that's fake so it must be.

/end sarcasm

Thursday, October 06, 2005

::sniffle::

Moskau is my favorite YTMND cliche ever.
Black and White 2 came out yesterday. I've been looking forward to this game for some time now. I have played a good deal of Peter Molyneux's games over the course of my life. He created Populous which I played when I was like 7. Amazing concept for a game. You play a god...you morph the land, help the people, battle against other "religions." The original Black and White was by all means an awesome game. Great concept. A few little bugs, and a lot of "micro-managing" when you really should be doing godly things...not feeling like you're the town mayor. Hopefully B/W is as good as all the reviews have said.

Will you be a benevolent god, or an evil one?
I laughed SO hard at this.

J.K. Rowling rival delivers speech to school, calls Harry Potter gay. Hilarity ensues.

Wow. They forgot to quote the first part of his speech about other fantasy novels. "Frodo and Sam? They aren't the only poofs in town, y'know."

"What's all this about the children going to Narnia? No one catch the whole "coming out of the closet" references? The Professor was the first, you know? First to come out of the wardro- I mean closet. Now the little children are, too. They aren't the only gays in town."

Apparently awhile back there was a product on Amazon, The Nimbus broom...the comments have been removed but check out this cached version of the page. Reada the user comments. lolol

LOL
So this is both weird and cool at the same time. On October 14th Tivo is hosting NYC’s Digital Life technology and entertainment show. People who are in the first number of so many who come with a VHS tape and throw it into a "coffin" there will leave with a free Tivo. How's that for marketing.

In other spawnofsatan news Katie Holmes is pregnant...with Xenu...I mean Tom's baby. Good lord help us all.

I wonder who the father is???

And I thought the idea behind Scientotology was to get rid of all the little beings inhabiting you, not put more in!

Oh Adam West

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Price-Chopper Strikes Again!

Man I used to go there all the time before I discovered the Syracuse Wegmans.
Manufacturer screws up, accidentally replaces DVDs of Mormon film with gay porn. Hilarity ensues.

This one really speaks for itself :P

Also Peter Jackson is slated to take over as producer for the "Halo" movie adaptation. Guess he was unable to resist enchanting lure of really big ring. One ring to rule them all :P

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

They are building my XBox 360 as I type!
My dad frequenty sends me chain-letter emails and jokes although I rather liked this one:

THE LAW IS THE LAW !

This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! So Be It!

THE LAW IS THE LAW

So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it.

And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it.

And since they already have prohibited any prayer in the schools, on which they deem their authority, then so be it.

I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen.

I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions.

I would like to think that those people have the American Publics' best interests at heart.

BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE?

Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot Post His Commandments in Government buildings,

I don't believe the Government and it's employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life.

I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. After all, it's just another day.

I'd like the US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays. After all, it's just another day.

I'd like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the "Christmas Break." After all it's just another day.

I'm thinking that a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved, if all government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter.

It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be "politically correct."

In fact....

I think that our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshipping God...) because, after all, our government says that it should be just another day....

Monday, October 03, 2005

I came across this quote regarding Nintendo and the Revolution. Thought it was pretty interesting:

"It blows my mind that Nintendo has so effectively proven that they ‘get’ it. How so? The Revolution controller. What? Yeah, that magic wand thing probably is the future of gaming. And furthermore, in the “next-gen” launch lineup it is starting to look like Nintendo is the only company that will deliver a truly next-gen gaming platform. Compared to the Revolution, the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 are simply expensive upgrades to existing platforms."

Really that's all Microsoft and Sony are doing...upgrading the technology which worked for the past few console wars but from here on in it's time to tap the larger market that aren't hardcore gamers...time to evolve the controller to something even cooler that you can do so much more with. Go Nintendo.