Thursday, October 14, 2004

I've had a nasty bias against SC Johnson's Scrubbing Bubbles ever since, as a small child, I discovered that the bubbles do not actually have whisker brush mustaches. I knew even then that they were not likely to be sentient—I wasn't retarded— just like the Kool Aid man was not actually a living, breathing creature, yet the fundaments of his form were still valid, in that he was a pitcher full of sugar water who could be, with enough force, rammed through walls.

So that's just my word of warning: this new Automatic Shower Cleaner ejaculates (yes this is what I think it does) bubbles in every one of 360 different degrees, but not bubbles with scouring bristles. And when you run out of bubble sauce after 21 cleanings, I'm sure they'll be happy to sell you more.

Monday, October 11, 2004

I didn't find out about this until today. Doesn't surprise me THAT much when I really think about it but regardless I'm kind of proud that my campus isn't all liberal hippies. Props to those who protested. It was finally a protest WORTH something.

Protesting Of Michael Moore at Syracuse University
www.moorewatch.com

I love this website. If you're a Michael Moore fan (why you're a fan of a political figure who uses movies that rip you off and help him profit is beyond me) you should definitely visit. I'm so tired of people waxing infinite about Michael Moore. He is a crafty filmmaker, and a good distorter of truth. The Clinton Administration could of used him! :D

I think it's time this week to finally rent Fahrenheit 9/11. It'll be a good pop-corn muncher. At this point I've heard so much about it, it'll be like I've already seen it. Check the site out folks...and stop spouting to me that the NRA and the KKK are closely linked. I don't want to hear that we've got less jobs under Bush, and I'm tired of hearing about how Iraq is this nice suburb where people all get along. Do your research, and if you're going to vote for Kerry, hey that's your right. But don't be stupid and vote because you saw a movie that TOLD you reasons you should. Not all that glitters is gold...

On a similarly interesting note Michael Moore Hates America due out in theaters soon! Hoo-ha! Gotta pick up that book though, Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man. Heh heh. Isn't media great!?
Wow...Christopher Reeves 52...he's passed :( It's so sad! He was such a source of inspiration for thousands of people and the work that he had been spearheading was really amazing. I hope they continue the work they'd be on lately. Reeve for the past year has been able to breath for 6 hours alone with the help of implants they had invented. We'll all soon be Darth Vader's eh?

Interesting weekend. New week, more work, more stress. Blah. Getting to it.