Steve Irwin didn't die. It's just a trick and he is going to help get Jack Bauer from the Chinese.

I got all nostalgic after that and found these gems:


Watching Mr. Rogers moonwalk is awesome.

I saw this years ago and I'm still floored by it. He gave the senator GOOSEBUMPS and won $20 million to fund Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. You might think at certain points he's not going to pull it off, and that any man who just goes off into song lyrics is a loon, but if anyone could do it Fred could.

Here's the classic intro. Ahh the memories are flooding back.

Oh my God I remember this closing song... I'm glad he was my television neighbor.

When I have kids this will be essential viewing for them.

Mr. Rogers taught me it was alright to be afraid of going down the drain in the bathtub. But that I should face that fear because *HE* told me I would be alright.

I did and I am.

I miss Mr. Rogers. :(

I nearly died when I saw that. And here's some funny Dead Rising haikus:

Just shut up, Otis!
I know I'm in the food court!
The transciever sucks!


I hate it when the
female zombies try to take
a bite of my Frank

Who's leaving me weapons?
Uzi above the shoe store.
There every time, why?

You cannot die Frank
because if there was a war
who would cover it?

LOL.

Who are you to wave your finger?
You must have been out your head.
Eyehole deep in muddy waters
You practically raised the dead
Robbed the grave to snow the cradle
Then burned the evidence down
Soapbox house of cards and glass so
Don't go tossin' your stones around
You must've been high

Happy 8th Birthday !

You've made the past 8 years of my internet-searching life amazing. And my stock has never been better lol.

Google was unreachable the other day and I had to use Search.com but the scary thing was it took me about a minute to decide what search engine to use. When I thought about it, I hadn't used anything BUT Google in about 5 years.

So if you don't know who LonelyGirl is, she's this fake YouTube video-blogging poster. It was some kind of experiment or something but for months people thought she was real. Here's her latest post, and a parody that made me nearly choke on my drink because of it.