Friday, July 15, 2005
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Yo, bitches. K-Fizzle here.
I just snuck out of the house to pick up some shit at the mini-mart while Whatshername is home sticking Oreos in our new deep-fryer. [Dude, that's not a eupha...eupharm...something clean you say when you mean something dirty. Seriously, it's like she's sticking something into that deep fryer all damn day long. Something about craving something and batter being good for the baby? Whatever. I don't know. All I know is how good my baby batter is. AW YEAHS, BITCHES, I SAID IT. Heh. Heh. Dude, after my record drops I am totally going to get a gig at the Stand-Up Club or whatever that place Pauly Shore runs is called, because I TOTALLY CRACK MY SHIT UP.]
Yeah, anyway, I just ran out to get some water and some Cheetos and some beef jerky and some ice cream sandwiches and a couple of Twinkies and then I had to run by my dealer's house because B said she didn't want him to deliver my shit anymore because he was "a bad influence on the baby," or some shit, and then I was like, (a) the baby isn't even OUT yet, (2) it's not like he was a bad influence on all those other kids I have, I'm pretty sure, but then she said some BULLSHIT about not paying for it anymore and then, dude, I swear to God, she reached for my hand and TRIED TO PUT IT IN THE DEEP FRYER and, man, HORMONES, dude, dial it DOWN. So I ran out to give her some time to chill. She has been seriously so crabby ever since she caught me going through the safe.
Anyway, I'm trying and shit. I feel like I should at least try and stick it out for the kid, for a little while. And because she's been whining about my shoes for like the last SIX MONTHS, like, I will tie my shoes if I FEEL LIKE IT, bitch, I finally decided to shut her up and got a new pair. Check it:
Stylish AND functional, right? I love how it makes it look like I've got camel toe ON MY FEET. Heh. God, that's weird. It's like I'm a woman from the ankle down. Well, two women. Who have five legs inside their pants....well, three legs in one pant leg and two in....because of my actual toes...shit, now my head hurts. Analogies or whatever are fucking hard. But look how clean my socks are! Right out of the plastic bag, bitches. Ain't nothing too good for me now. As long as I can find my dealer's house and Her Majesty don't stick the manpris in the deep fryer, nothing can touch me, you know?
Peace izzle,
K-Fed
I just snuck out of the house to pick up some shit at the mini-mart while Whatshername is home sticking Oreos in our new deep-fryer. [Dude, that's not a eupha...eupharm...something clean you say when you mean something dirty. Seriously, it's like she's sticking something into that deep fryer all damn day long. Something about craving something and batter being good for the baby? Whatever. I don't know. All I know is how good my baby batter is. AW YEAHS, BITCHES, I SAID IT. Heh. Heh. Dude, after my record drops I am totally going to get a gig at the Stand-Up Club or whatever that place Pauly Shore runs is called, because I TOTALLY CRACK MY SHIT UP.]
Yeah, anyway, I just ran out to get some water and some Cheetos and some beef jerky and some ice cream sandwiches and a couple of Twinkies and then I had to run by my dealer's house because B said she didn't want him to deliver my shit anymore because he was "a bad influence on the baby," or some shit, and then I was like, (a) the baby isn't even OUT yet, (2) it's not like he was a bad influence on all those other kids I have, I'm pretty sure, but then she said some BULLSHIT about not paying for it anymore and then, dude, I swear to God, she reached for my hand and TRIED TO PUT IT IN THE DEEP FRYER and, man, HORMONES, dude, dial it DOWN. So I ran out to give her some time to chill. She has been seriously so crabby ever since she caught me going through the safe.
Anyway, I'm trying and shit. I feel like I should at least try and stick it out for the kid, for a little while. And because she's been whining about my shoes for like the last SIX MONTHS, like, I will tie my shoes if I FEEL LIKE IT, bitch, I finally decided to shut her up and got a new pair. Check it:
Stylish AND functional, right? I love how it makes it look like I've got camel toe ON MY FEET. Heh. God, that's weird. It's like I'm a woman from the ankle down. Well, two women. Who have five legs inside their pants....well, three legs in one pant leg and two in....because of my actual toes...shit, now my head hurts. Analogies or whatever are fucking hard. But look how clean my socks are! Right out of the plastic bag, bitches. Ain't nothing too good for me now. As long as I can find my dealer's house and Her Majesty don't stick the manpris in the deep fryer, nothing can touch me, you know?
Peace izzle,
K-Fed
Even though they can be liberal bastards, one in awhile CNN has a story that has a real gem or two quote-wise.
"Basically, they trashed our show," said Jones, who read a script of the Warner Brothers movie, which is scheduled to be released next month. "It's one thing to do whatever movie they want to do, but to take a classic family show and do that is like taking 'I Love Lucy' and making her a crackhead or something."
'Dukes' TV star: Don't see the movie
Ben 'Cooter' Jones: 'They trashed our show'
Finished the last 2 episodes of 'Lost' last night. I can't wait for season 2 now. Talk about another ANNOYING cliffhanger. Damn you ABC damn you.
"Basically, they trashed our show," said Jones, who read a script of the Warner Brothers movie, which is scheduled to be released next month. "It's one thing to do whatever movie they want to do, but to take a classic family show and do that is like taking 'I Love Lucy' and making her a crackhead or something."
'Dukes' TV star: Don't see the movie
Ben 'Cooter' Jones: 'They trashed our show'
Finished the last 2 episodes of 'Lost' last night. I can't wait for season 2 now. Talk about another ANNOYING cliffhanger. Damn you ABC damn you.
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
1. What Time is it now? 9:49
2. Single or taken? Taken with the most amazing woman
3. What does your name mean? A rock. Or the "Thunderous Son Of Peace"
4. Who picked out your name? 'Rents.
5. What's your nickname? Pete,PetiePal, Peticon, Big Guy, Big Peter
6. What color are your eyes: Blue
7. Long or short hair? short n curly
8. What size are your shoes? 16-18 depending on brand. I'm a behemoth.
9. How tall (or short) are you? 6'4"
10. Honestly what do you like about yourself? heh.. I love my positive attitude even when cannibalstic pygmies are hanging me upside down to skin me alive and eat me!
11. What do you always get complimented on? My sense of humor, optimism, and determination.
12. Worst quality? I cut people off midsentence sometimes unintentionally.
13. What are the last four digits of your phone Number? 9077 and cell 6367
14. Do you think you're cute? Handsome :P
15. Hair color? Brown
16. Do you wear contacts? Occasionally
17. Living Arrangements? With the 'rents and my pal Toby "Kunta Kinte" Palumbo our dog
18. Favorite drink? Right now Coke Zero. Like heroin.
19. Favorite alcoholic drink? Dunkels from the Times Square Brewery!
20. Favorite Month? April
21. Favorite Food? Italian. Period.
22. Favorite Board Game? SolarQuest or AtmosFEAR! (I am the Cranium Master btw)
23. Favorite Web Site? www.fark.com
24. Favorite Clothing Brand? Old Navy, G A P, Kenneth Cole
25. Favourite day of the Year? My anniversary
26. Favourite colour? Crystal Blue
27. Favorite Animal? Dogs!
28. Do you have more girl or boy friends? Kinda equal.
29. Are your parents together? Yes
31. How often do you get together with the family? Pretty often. Italian families are like that.
32.Do you see your parents or your friends more? Equal I'd think but prob my parents a little more since I see them daily definitely.
33. Anything special about your parents? Behind me 1000%
34. Siblings and their ages? Doreen 39, Fred 38.
35.U think you are a flirt? Only to Jess.
36.You're slutty? Oh god I'm SUCH a slut!
37.You're Mean? Not unless you REALLY wear my patience out. (No one has yet)
38. You like someone? I *love* someone.
39. You can keep secrets? Yep
40. You dance in front of the mirror? I dance in front of anyone/anything.
41. You sing in the shower? I sound better than Eddie Vedder any day.
42. You liked britney spears? You know, Ladies and Gentlemen
Britney Spears is such a remarkable recording artist.
She's not just a singer; she's a writer, she's an arranger.
She composes her own music, she produces her own albums.
She directs, she choreographs. She's what we in the industry call
"an artiste"; so versatile, so multi-talented, so.. so..
She's white trash now muahahah!
43. You've liked a cousin? wtf kind of question is this? This ain't Mississippi boy.
44. You've been in the opposite sex bathrooms? Yes lol.
45. Ever hurt anyone? In football after my dog died I went nuts and took some kid out of the game. I didn't mean to hurt anyone though. I'm a gentle giant.
46. You've been hurt? It's rare but yeah I get injured...most often when I walk into things like clipping door frames.
47. You swear? What kind of @#*%(#! question is this?
48. You get your way? I do most of the time :D
49. You're willing to try new things? Yes
50. You've cheated on your last test? Like in high school MAYBE...and then again do we really count storing equatioons in your TI-83 cheating?
51. What are you wearing? Khakis and a collared shirt.
52. What colour are your pants? Khaki colored.
53. What are you listening to? Indians in the office laughing.
54. How are you feeling? A little worn out but happy.
55. What are you doing now? Working
56. What are you eating? Tea
57. How's the weather? Humid
58. What books are you reading? The Da Vinci Code, Case For Christ/Faith/Creator,
67. What kind of cologne/perfume do you use? Armani Aqua Di Gio, & Victoria's Secret Very Sexy.
68. What are in ur pockets? Wallet, change
69. Boxers or briefs on a guy? Boxer-briefs. Some men have packages we need to control :P
70. Blonde or brunette girls/guys? Brunette.
71. Tall or short girls/guys? Shorter than me, taller than 5'8"
72. Piercings? Ears, belly button if she wanted it.
73. Long or short hair? On a woman? Long hair.
74. Good or bad girl/guy? Good girl on the streets, bad girl in the bed lol.
75. What do you find annoying in the opposite sex? Know it allness. Materialism.
76. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes and sense of humor.
77. Last movie you saw? War of the Scientolo...I mean Worlds.
78. What did you have for dinner? Last night I had a chicken caesar salad.
79. What are you hoping for? NCAA 2006 to be in :P
80. What movie do you really want to see? The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe.
81. Where is your favorite place to travel? Italy even though I haven't been there. I just know :P
82. What did you last dream about? Yelling at my girlfriend's little sister's friend because she let her dog poop on the floor.
83.What was the last thing you ate? refer to question 78
84. If you were a crayon what color what would you be? Perriwinkle
85. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Jessica.
86. Do you like the person that sent this to you? Of course Laurie rocks!
87. Ever had a crush on a teacher? Ok once. But I don't think Mr. Hamilton ever knew.
88. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Nope. It's me who does the asking.
90. What was your longest relationship? The last one I'll ever have, this one :D
91. Relationship or one night stand? Relationship
92. Chocolate or vanilla icecream? Vanilla ice cream, but if it's Rita's, swirl please!
93. Do you want your friends to write back? Sure do it in my comments :P
94. Who is most likely to respond? Jess, some random stalker too.
95. Who is least likely to respond? My dog. He can't read or write.
96. What did you do last night ? Pitch n Putt with Amar, Halo 2, chatted with my baby.
97. Anything else you want to add? Man I used to do these all the time in middle school.
98. Time finishing? 12:01pm. Come on now I work :D
99. Movies- sad or happy ending? Both. I love a happy ending but a few disturbing ones can really make certain movies.
2. Single or taken? Taken with the most amazing woman
3. What does your name mean? A rock. Or the "Thunderous Son Of Peace"
4. Who picked out your name? 'Rents.
5. What's your nickname? Pete,PetiePal, Peticon, Big Guy, Big Peter
6. What color are your eyes: Blue
7. Long or short hair? short n curly
8. What size are your shoes? 16-18 depending on brand. I'm a behemoth.
9. How tall (or short) are you? 6'4"
10. Honestly what do you like about yourself? heh.. I love my positive attitude even when cannibalstic pygmies are hanging me upside down to skin me alive and eat me!
11. What do you always get complimented on? My sense of humor, optimism, and determination.
12. Worst quality? I cut people off midsentence sometimes unintentionally.
13. What are the last four digits of your phone Number? 9077 and cell 6367
14. Do you think you're cute? Handsome :P
15. Hair color? Brown
16. Do you wear contacts? Occasionally
17. Living Arrangements? With the 'rents and my pal Toby "Kunta Kinte" Palumbo our dog
18. Favorite drink? Right now Coke Zero. Like heroin.
19. Favorite alcoholic drink? Dunkels from the Times Square Brewery!
20. Favorite Month? April
21. Favorite Food? Italian. Period.
22. Favorite Board Game? SolarQuest or AtmosFEAR! (I am the Cranium Master btw)
23. Favorite Web Site? www.fark.com
24. Favorite Clothing Brand? Old Navy, G A P, Kenneth Cole
25. Favourite day of the Year? My anniversary
26. Favourite colour? Crystal Blue
27. Favorite Animal? Dogs!
28. Do you have more girl or boy friends? Kinda equal.
29. Are your parents together? Yes
31. How often do you get together with the family? Pretty often. Italian families are like that.
32.Do you see your parents or your friends more? Equal I'd think but prob my parents a little more since I see them daily definitely.
33. Anything special about your parents? Behind me 1000%
34. Siblings and their ages? Doreen 39, Fred 38.
35.U think you are a flirt? Only to Jess.
36.You're slutty? Oh god I'm SUCH a slut!
37.You're Mean? Not unless you REALLY wear my patience out. (No one has yet)
38. You like someone? I *love* someone.
39. You can keep secrets? Yep
40. You dance in front of the mirror? I dance in front of anyone/anything.
41. You sing in the shower? I sound better than Eddie Vedder any day.
42. You liked britney spears? You know, Ladies and Gentlemen
Britney Spears is such a remarkable recording artist.
She's not just a singer; she's a writer, she's an arranger.
She composes her own music, she produces her own albums.
She directs, she choreographs. She's what we in the industry call
"an artiste"; so versatile, so multi-talented, so.. so..
She's white trash now muahahah!
43. You've liked a cousin? wtf kind of question is this? This ain't Mississippi boy.
44. You've been in the opposite sex bathrooms? Yes lol.
45. Ever hurt anyone? In football after my dog died I went nuts and took some kid out of the game. I didn't mean to hurt anyone though. I'm a gentle giant.
46. You've been hurt? It's rare but yeah I get injured...most often when I walk into things like clipping door frames.
47. You swear? What kind of @#*%(#! question is this?
48. You get your way? I do most of the time :D
49. You're willing to try new things? Yes
50. You've cheated on your last test? Like in high school MAYBE...and then again do we really count storing equatioons in your TI-83 cheating?
51. What are you wearing? Khakis and a collared shirt.
52. What colour are your pants? Khaki colored.
53. What are you listening to? Indians in the office laughing.
54. How are you feeling? A little worn out but happy.
55. What are you doing now? Working
56. What are you eating? Tea
57. How's the weather? Humid
58. What books are you reading? The Da Vinci Code, Case For Christ/Faith/Creator,
67. What kind of cologne/perfume do you use? Armani Aqua Di Gio, & Victoria's Secret Very Sexy.
68. What are in ur pockets? Wallet, change
69. Boxers or briefs on a guy? Boxer-briefs. Some men have packages we need to control :P
70. Blonde or brunette girls/guys? Brunette.
71. Tall or short girls/guys? Shorter than me, taller than 5'8"
72. Piercings? Ears, belly button if she wanted it.
73. Long or short hair? On a woman? Long hair.
74. Good or bad girl/guy? Good girl on the streets, bad girl in the bed lol.
75. What do you find annoying in the opposite sex? Know it allness. Materialism.
76. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes and sense of humor.
77. Last movie you saw? War of the Scientolo...I mean Worlds.
78. What did you have for dinner? Last night I had a chicken caesar salad.
79. What are you hoping for? NCAA 2006 to be in :P
80. What movie do you really want to see? The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe.
81. Where is your favorite place to travel? Italy even though I haven't been there. I just know :P
82. What did you last dream about? Yelling at my girlfriend's little sister's friend because she let her dog poop on the floor.
83.What was the last thing you ate? refer to question 78
84. If you were a crayon what color what would you be? Perriwinkle
85. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Jessica.
86. Do you like the person that sent this to you? Of course Laurie rocks!
87. Ever had a crush on a teacher? Ok once. But I don't think Mr. Hamilton ever knew.
88. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Nope. It's me who does the asking.
90. What was your longest relationship? The last one I'll ever have, this one :D
91. Relationship or one night stand? Relationship
92. Chocolate or vanilla icecream? Vanilla ice cream, but if it's Rita's, swirl please!
93. Do you want your friends to write back? Sure do it in my comments :P
94. Who is most likely to respond? Jess, some random stalker too.
95. Who is least likely to respond? My dog. He can't read or write.
96. What did you do last night ? Pitch n Putt with Amar, Halo 2, chatted with my baby.
97. Anything else you want to add? Man I used to do these all the time in middle school.
98. Time finishing? 12:01pm. Come on now I work :D
99. Movies- sad or happy ending? Both. I love a happy ending but a few disturbing ones can really make certain movies.
No worries about remote detonated bombs in the Lincoln, Holland, Midtown or Battery tunnels. NYC has shut off cell phone service in these tunnels. GO NYC! THe service was spotty anyways :P
