Wednesday, November 30, 2005

mlb10m: listen 2 my away message
PetiePalNJ: Ah what is it?
*** Auto-response from mlb10m: jonny was the cemics (chemist's) son, but jonny is no more. becuz wut he thought was h2o was h2so4.
(h2so4 is acid)
[17:03] PetiePalNJ: HAHAHAH
[17:03] mlb10m: lol

That's my nephew ;P
I know it's long, but just read it . . .

The story goes that some time ago a man punished his 5-year-old
daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was
tight and he became even more upset when the child pasted the gold paper
so as to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless,
the little girl brought the gift box to her father the next morning and
said, "This is for you, Daddy." The father was embarrassed by his
earlier over reaction, but his anger flared again when he found the box
was empty. He spoke to her in a harsh manner, "Don't you know, young
lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something
inside the package?"

The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "Oh
Daddy, it's not empty. I blew kisses into it until it was full." The
father was crushed. He fell on his knees and put his arms around this
little girl, and he begged her to forgive him for his unnecessary anger.


An accident took the life of the child only a short time later and it is
told that the father kept that gold box by his bed for all the years of
his life. And whenever he was discouraged or faced difficult problems he
would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love
of the child who had put it there.

In a very real sense, each of us as human beings have been given a
golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our
children,family and friends. There is no more precious possession
anyone could hold.

Friends are like angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have
trouble remembering how to fly. Think positive and act. This is nice
finding something positive out of every negative, which we don't always
manage to do.

I am thankful....

For the partner who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with
me and not with someone else.

For the taxes that I pay, because it means that I am employed.

For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because it means I have
enough to eat.

For my shadow that watches me work, because it means I am out in the
sunshine.

For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning, because
it means I have a home.

For all the complaining I hear about the government, because it means
that we have freedom of speech.

For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot, because
it means I am capable of walking and that have been blessed with
transportation.

For the pile of laundry and ironing, because it means I have clothes to
wear.

For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day, because it means
I have been capable of working hard.

For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours, because it means
that I am alive.

And lastly...

For too much e-mail, because it means I have friends who are thinking of
me.

THINK POSITIVE!!
Pearl Jam ~ Oceans

Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Glide me towards...
You know something's left
And we're all allowed
To dream of the next
Oh, ohh the next, time we touch...

You don't have to stray
Tho oceans away
Waves roll in my thoughts
Hold tight the ring...
The sea will rise...
Please stand by the shore...
Oh, oh, oh, I will be...
I will be there once more...

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

One Way To Tell Someone Is Unemployed
We're losing everyone. First the Stove Top lady, then Mr. Miyagi, now the Berenstein Bears co-creator. When will it end!

Monday, November 28, 2005

Girl with peanut allergy dies after kiss

This is really sad...imagine how the poor bf feels.
So Thanksgiving was pretty good. Had to work Friday so no Black Friday sales for me. Christmas shopping is going pretty well so far though. If I pace myself I will be done mid December thank God :)

Been awhile so here's the YTMND dosage:

Best Part Of Cable Guy

American Sports Rule
I Miss You Mr. Miyagi
Pi
Brian Griffin PB&J
iPod Noooooooooooo
Master Chief Was Gay?
Order Of The Bat 1
Order Of The Bat 2
Order Of The Bat 3
lol Enterprise
Sandcrawler with a Hemi
Emo Orange
I still laugh so hard at this.
A Night At The Hothberry
Keep On Kicking Mr. Miyagi
Hilarious because I found myself speaking like this while playing the Prince of Persia games.

Also another use for the XBox 360 Power Brick :)
Jacked via Kotaku b/c I nearly spit soup all over my monitors.

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Take on the Vatican! Jack the Pope Mobile! Avoid drive-bys by rival Protestants and Mormons as they try to “Bible thump” yo’ ass! This time, no one comes back; everyone goes to purgatory! No ambulances, just Pope Mobiles, Pope Mobiles and more Pope Mobiles! No uzis, just holy water and Pope Mobiles! Will he meet the Pope? Play and see!

Sunday, November 27, 2005

25 Things You Should Know About Guys

This was actually written by a woman. About 20 out of the 25 are pretty on cue. Guys comments?