I nearly died when I saw that. And here's some funny Dead Rising haikus:

Just shut up, Otis!
I know I'm in the food court!
The transciever sucks!


I hate it when the
female zombies try to take
a bite of my Frank

Who's leaving me weapons?
Uzi above the shoe store.
There every time, why?

You cannot die Frank
because if there was a war
who would cover it?

LOL.