OMG! I’m going to have to clear off my bed because the Prince is back! Teddy Ruxpin, that magical bear that sang to me, danced with me, talked to me, slept with me, told me where to put the bodies, and even gave me an alibi for the Bangkok police, is back!

Created 20 years ago, the new Ruxpin—Ruxpin Reloaded?—will use digital cartridges containing animation and audio. It would be so cool if you could hook old Ted up to your PC via USB cable and it would also be cool if he would stop following me home even after all these years. He just sits outside and stares. And stares. And stares...