Best two lines of a rap song I think I've ever heard...
"My gun's a better talker
Load up the lead and lock 'er
My piece is poppin' like a bowl of Orville Reddenbacher"
"If I can play it straight up to my expiration date
I'll hang with Jizzle Chrizzle shootin' off a .38"
Fredryk Phox is cracking me up.