Two great love stories are currently captivating the nation: the doomed romance of Jedi turncoat Anakin Skywalker and his forbidden bride, Padmé Amidala, and the surprise wedding of country singer Kenny Chesney to movie star Renée Zellweger, whom he'd wooed in part by writing a song titled "You Had Me From Hello."

I wonder if we couldn't combine these two love stories into one super-mega-universal romance. The answer: yes, of course we can. And from that alternate universe of astral love, we bring you this artifact. Ready the Kleenex you should!

"You're So Beautiful (Only Because I'm So In Love With You)"

"Do It To Me One More Time (Like You Did By The Lake At Naboo)"

"You Had Me At 'I Will Not Condone A Course Of Action That Will Lead Us To War'"

"Naboo Nights (Tatooine Mornings)"

"They Told Me To Let Go Of Everything I Loved (But I Couldn't Let Go Of You)"

"Sometimes Love Makes You Do Crazy Things, Like Slaughter A Bunch of Younglings"

"I Don't Like Sand (But I Do Love You)"

"Remember When We First Met And I Was Only Ten Years Old?"

"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (You Looked Exactly The Same As You Do Now. It's Weird.)"

"My Love Burns Hotter Than My Legless Torso Right Now"

GroupHugs - A site devoted to anonymous confessions. Some of these are messed up!

"occasionally i like to fart in long family car rides and blame it on my small brother.... its funny but i feel bad because last time he started crying because the entire family was calling him a "shit head"

"i peed in the shower today"

"Young guys of 13/14/15 turn me on. I am 34 and male."

"My brother owes me like 600 bucks, so I got his toothbrush and used it to clean out my razor when it became clogged with hair."

If you ever think you're a bad person just visit this site. There are some MESSED up people in the world lol.

This made me giggle.

Lindsay Lohan maybe now the most disgusting woman on the planet. Please someone just strap her down and shovel food in her mouth.

There are very few times where I buy something the second I see it.

This is one of those times.

Ahh memories.

Star Wars Geek Natural Selection

Most of us Star Wars fans know to use plastic lightsabers as using anything else is just a path to the Dark side.

At this rate I think SkyNet will become self aware in 2008.

Voice of Tony The Tiger passes away.

This just makes me think of all the actors and prominent figures who will pass away during my lifetime... :(

VertiCube - an awesome game that is a mirror of the Playstation Portable (PSP) game Lumines. Try out the demo!

I do not wish to condone piracy or the associated mental and physical perversions associated with the pirate lifestyle—but Star Wars III is apparently available on the Internet.

What does this mean?

It means that .000234% of George Lucas’ total revenue will be drained and millions of pasty kids who don’t want to stand in line on Friday will watch the movie tonight and then go pay to see it fifteen times in the next six months. It also means that DRM is all sound and fury, signifying nothing. This outrage cannot stand.

Props to the guys who got copies of it out, complete with art on the DVD itself and cases, in less than 6 hours to the streets of NYC.

I apologize for this one in advance.

Really. I'm sorry. I love you all.

So as if the console wars weren't exciting enough already Sony has announced that a launch title for the PS3 is the next Grand Theft Auto. Damn Sony. Xbox 'bout to get served!

"You take a look at a the roofs of those buildings, they're all at different angles, different shapes," he said. "It is the worst pile of crap architecture I have ever seen in my life."

For once I agree with Donald Trump.

Personally I'd love to see the Twin Towers rebuilt. Improved security, design, etc. They were a fixture of New York City, and they're sorely missed. There are those who remember seeing those great towers, and knew exactly where they stood. I cannot look at the NYC skyline without rememebering exactly where and how they looked. They were a testament of architectural wonderment...and I hope we'll see them again.

"What we need is support to build a bigger and better version of two buildings and more that were taken down by people that were animals," Trump said. "If something happened to the Statue of Liberty, you wouldn't rebuild it as something other than the Statue of Liberty."

Damn right Donald. Damn right.

So the movie-version of Rent due out this Christmas season should ROCK. I was unaware before today that they've got a TON of the original actors doing it. Most notably:

Mark - Anythony Rapp
Roger - Adam Pascal
Thomas B. "Tom" Collins - Jesse L. Martin
Benjamin "Benny" Coffin III - Taye Diggs
Maureen Johnson - Idina Menzel
Wilson Jermaine Heredia - Angel Schunard

With so many original cast members (Especially the most important 3 or 4) reprising their roles I'm eager to see how it turns out.

This guy's rants have long ago topped Lewis Black's.

Key line: "I hope Jason Giambi gets a beer thrown on him every freaking day for the rest of his life."

Interview For Jessica/My Baby:

1.) When was the first moment you realized you loved me?
2.) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
3.) What scares you the most?
4.) What are your three favorite things about me?
5.) Why did you choose Finance as your major?
6.) What is your favorite thing to do in spare time?
7.) What's the biggest sacrifice you'd ever make for me?
8.) Is there something you've always wanted to learn how to do but haven't yet? What is it?

Britney you're such a whore. If you think that talking about your sex life on tv is going to help your image...you're wrong.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the gir. 'Nuff said.

01. Comment with your name and I will write something I like about you.
02. I will then tell what song/movie/icon reminds me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you

You can initially answer these too in your comment!

YAY for comments that work!

Interview For Christine/Stalker

1.) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
2.) Why did you join your sorority?
3.) What was your most favorite thing about going to UCONN?
4.) What's your biggest fear?
5.) Recite the ingredients for the drink used in the Get Christine Fucked Up game.

1.) When you wake up in the morning, what's the first thing you think about?
2.) When you grow old and gray, where do you want to live?
3.) What other country would you like to vist? why?
4.) How many kids would you like to have? #boys/#girls?
5.) What's your all time favorite movie? (you can only pick one!)

1.) Jessica
2.) I'm thinking a southern state but one with 4 seasons. Not Florida. By the time I'm swerving all over the road I don't want to piss any young'uns off.
3.) Italy. It's my heritage...
4.) 1 of each.
5. Joe vs. the Volcano

OH MY GOD. After like a year and a half I've got working comments again! YAAAAAAAAAAAY! :)