My spammer name is Pronto M. Cuttlefish.

Enter your name to get yours:

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Peter Palumbo's Disorder
Cause:	lack of fresh air
Symptoms:	occasional knee pain, occasional narcolepsy, dry skin, wing growth
Cure:	electroshock therapy
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Peter

My favorite from that site is still

"DUDE YOU'RE GETTING A PETER!"

"Nobody better lay a finger on my Peter!"