Oh my God....we had a hit film! What do we do now? MAKE A CRAPPY SEQUEL!

(As far as I know these are all authentic)

Van Wilder Deux: The Rise of Taj
The Santa Clause 3
Underworld: Evolution
Rush Hour 3
Rocky VI
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Rambo IV
Like Mike 2: Street Ball
The Net 2.0
Mrs. Doubtfire 2
Jurassic Park IV
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction

And they're making a slew of REMAKES too:

Back To School
The Evil Dead
He-Man
Logan's Run (THIS could actually be cool)
Police Academy (WHY GOD WHY)
Porky's
Revenge Of The Nerds

Movies based on TV, games etc:

Get Smart (Steve Carrell as Maxwell Smart? Could be a winner)
Metroid
I Dream Of Jeannie
Curious George (Will Ferrell needs to stop)
The A-Team (Only if Mr. T is in it)

Look them up on IMDB.com if you doubt or dare.