I'm the greatest Captain of the Queen's navy
And your record will stand as proof
Be it galley or freighter I'm an expert Navigator
And you're also a world-class poof
My man are quite a feat is mistaken on the street
For a sailor who can pirouette on cue
Well despite your point of view I can thrill a girl or two
But I'd rather get it on with you! Ha-Ha-Ha!
Oh Family Guy I love you.