I saw this 4x yesterday and once more this morning so I had to post.

Kid Gets Arrested For Opening Christmas Present Early

THAT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON. Or breed an early delinquent. From the sounds of it the kid is already unmanageable. Not sure if widening his cornhole at this age is the answer.

I remember finding my Christmas presents one year...I thought Santa would be pissed when he found out I'd happened upon his secret stash. He wasn't.