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Guitar Hero II Setlist (mostly) released!

Opening Licks:
Strutter - Kiss
Mother - Danzig
Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters
Shout At The Devil - Motley Crue
Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight - Spinal Tap

Amp-Warmers:
Heart Shaped Box - Nirvana
Message In A Bottle - Police
Woman - Wolfmother (artist not confirmed)
You Really Got Me - Van Halan (Kinks)
Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas

String Snappers:
Surrender - Cheap Trick
Them Bones - Alice in Chains
Search and Destroy - Stooges (artist not confirmed, but it damn well better be the stooges!)
Tatooed Love Boys - The Pretenders
War Pigs - Sabbath

Thrash and Burn:
Cherry Pie - Warrant
Who Was In My Room Last Night - Butthole Surfers
Girlfriend - Darkness (artist not confirmed), some say Mathew Sweet
Can’t You Hear Me Knocking - Rolling Stones
Sweet Child of Mine - GnR

Return of the Shred:
Killing In The Name - Rage Against The Machine
John The Fisherman - Primus
Freya - Sword (artist not confirmed)
Bad Reputation - (too hard to say, my guess is Thin Lizzy, but could be Joan Jett)
Jessica - Allman Brothers

Relentless Riffs:
Crazy On You - Heart
Trippin On A Hole In A Paper Heart - STP
Rock This Town - Stray Cays
Last Child - Aerosmith
Stop - Janes Addiction (artist not confirmed, but I really hope it’s Janes Addiction.)

Furious Fretwork:
Madhouse - Antrhax

Already confirmed songs:
Hangar 18 - Megadeth
Laid to Rest - Lamb of God
Misirlou - Dick Dale
Beast and the Harlet - Avenged Sevenfold
Freebird - Lyn Skyn
YYZ - Rush.
Psychobilly Freakout - Rev Horton Heat

That’s 38 Songs announced. There are only supposed to be 40 liscensed songs, plus 15 bonus songs. That only leaves two songs left to be announced.

HOLY SNIKES!

**Update**

You can listen to the majority of the songs ---> HERE

Is that doofus hipster turd playing the barista giving you the evil eye over the Starbucks counter as you make your ghetto latte? Has he actually had the nerve to wander over to you and icily inform you that the milk at the condiment bar is not meant to help offset an extra dollar surcharge levied by his corporate masters on your coffee flavored drink?

First, karate chop him in the throat. Then, remind him that Starbucks HQ has explicitly condoned the ghetto latte:

"Customization is a fundamental attribute of the Starbucks Experience. We provide condiments to our customers so they can make their drinks to their liking and we appreciate their patronage. We trust our customers to make the choices that are right for them."

Of course, on the very same day they condone the practice, they raised coffee prices by a nickel. I recommend taking a few gulps of half-and-half straight from the carafe to get even.

TAKE THAT 'BUCKS.

Oh dear Lord George Lucas. What have you done.

"George Lucas has a message for studios that are cutting their slates and shifting toward big-budget tentpoles and franchises: You've got it all wrong.
The creator of "Star Wars," which stamped the template for the franchise-tentpole film, says many small films and Web distribution are the future.

And in case anyone doubts he means it, Lucasfilm is getting out of the movie biz.

"We don't want to make movies. We're about to get into television. As far as Lucasfilm is concerned, we've moved away from the feature film thing because it's too expensive and it's too risky.

"I think the secret to the future is quantity," Lucas said."

So quanitity of crap over quality? :(

I thought this was really cool. But it might scare the hell out of some women.

Remember the guy who played Biff in the Back To The Future Trilogy? He does standup now. I caught him once on XM, but this is hilarious.

Remember the old Legend Of Zelda cartoon?

I remember this line until this day...and it's no wonder.

Another reason to steal your music:

New Jersey Taxing Downloaded Music and Video

Woah.

Every year I see a new Halloween costume endeavor that floors me.

This is this years--->Wolverine

Last years was the most authentic Gordon Freeman (Half Life) costume I'd ever seen.

Steve Irwin didn't die. It's just a trick and he is going to help get Jack Bauer from the Chinese.

I got all nostalgic after that and found these gems:


Watching Mr. Rogers moonwalk is awesome.

I saw this years ago and I'm still floored by it. He gave the senator GOOSEBUMPS and won $20 million to fund Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. You might think at certain points he's not going to pull it off, and that any man who just goes off into song lyrics is a loon, but if anyone could do it Fred could.

Here's the classic intro. Ahh the memories are flooding back.

Oh my God I remember this closing song... I'm glad he was my television neighbor.

When I have kids this will be essential viewing for them.

Mr. Rogers taught me it was alright to be afraid of going down the drain in the bathtub. But that I should face that fear because *HE* told me I would be alright.

I did and I am.

I miss Mr. Rogers. :(

I nearly died when I saw that. And here's some funny Dead Rising haikus:

Just shut up, Otis!
I know I'm in the food court!
The transciever sucks!


I hate it when the
female zombies try to take
a bite of my Frank

Who's leaving me weapons?
Uzi above the shoe store.
There every time, why?

You cannot die Frank
because if there was a war
who would cover it?

LOL.

Who are you to wave your finger?
You must have been out your head.
Eyehole deep in muddy waters
You practically raised the dead
Robbed the grave to snow the cradle
Then burned the evidence down
Soapbox house of cards and glass so
Don't go tossin' your stones around
You must've been high

Happy 8th Birthday !

You've made the past 8 years of my internet-searching life amazing. And my stock has never been better lol.

Google was unreachable the other day and I had to use Search.com but the scary thing was it took me about a minute to decide what search engine to use. When I thought about it, I hadn't used anything BUT Google in about 5 years.

So if you don't know who LonelyGirl is, she's this fake YouTube video-blogging poster. It was some kind of experiment or something but for months people thought she was real. Here's her latest post, and a parody that made me nearly choke on my drink because of it.

So Weird Al was going to have his new video "White And Nerdy," a parody of Ridin' Dirty, debut on AOL Music. However the video got leaked days before this was to occur.

Here for your viewing pleasure:


That man still cracks me up. My favorites are still Asshole Sun, Smells Like Nirvana and Amish Paradise.

I thought this thing was pretty cool.


It stores your body heat to always stay charged and warms up to 120 degrees Fahrenheit for 10 seconds, every hour, on the hour, beginning 24 hours before your anniversary. Pretty amusing :P

The Police reference from this Gizmodo post had me laughing too. What a good song.

Expect some new nifty changes. I've been studying up on my Photoshopping skills as well as my web-design again, and this blog will be what I want it to be at some point. ::insert tacky under construction pic here::

I've switched my blog over to Blogger Beta, so posts are a lot more reliable. They post in under 10 seconds now. That's an impressive feat by itself lol. Bear with me as I work out all the kinks.

I heard this a long time ago but I heard it recently again and it really cracked me up. Lyrics are below but a listenable song is here.

Final Fantasy is an RPG
The only one that I need
It's the RPG for me
Final Fantasy is all that I play
All other games are lame
It puts them all to shame

I only play games that are popular
I only buy the games the magazines tell me to buy
That way I know I get good games for sure
I may have a shallow mind
But you can kiss my behind

Final Fantasy; it consumes my life
And that is probably why
I'll never have a wife
Final Fantasy has awesome music
And that is probably why it
Always gets remixed

I always buy the soundtrack to each game
Oh it is the only thing that I will listen to
Oh sure one day it may drive me insane
You may think that I'm a fool
Well I'm here to say "Screw you!"

Final Fantasy on PlayStation 2
With music by Nobuo
And graphics by Wong Chu
It is Final Fantasy number ten
Must save the world again
Right here from my own den

Hopefully I'll get through the game just fine
I don't know why I continue to play each game
They'll be making these 'til the end of time
Oh I guess that I will pay
For these new games 'til Doomsday

Anyone who has played will appreciate this.