Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it,
View it, coat it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, twitch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, obey it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop - format it.

Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, twitch - update it

Technologic.
Technologic.
Technologic.
Technologic.

This sums up the summer lol.

FFO...1 1/2 more weeks of hell left to endure.

I was looking at the VIVO press release on the ineranet and they mentioned:

"The world’s largest corporations have selected Intellisync as their mobility solution standard, including America Online, Crédit Agricole, Domino’s Pizza, Guidant, Microsoft, NTT DoCoMo, Oracle | PeopleSoft, Pfizer, Target, T-Mobile, Union Pacific, Verizon Wireless and Yahoo! For more information, please visit www.intellisync.com.

R0x0rs! My company's on the up and up!

Brion may be a level 57 level Night Elf Hunter in World of Warcraft, but he’s not too elite to be pwned by his mother, especially when she’s two levels higher.

About 3:30 a.m. Monday, Brion snuck onto the WoW forums past his bedtime to post a little tactics. Unfortunately, his mom, a level 59 Human priest, reads the forums too.

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Pardon me for hijacking the thread, here..

But, Brion - if you don’t want your mother to know you were up and on the computer at 3:29 in the morning - DON’T post on a forum that she reads.

Busted.
Grounded.

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About four hours after dishing out some major public pwnage on her son, Frayda hopped back on to announce his punishment.

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Yeah, you won’t be seeing Brion at Alterac Valley tonight…

I’m going to make him watch a movie with me instead. I’m thinking a real chick flick - Steel Magnolias or Moulin Rouge. :)

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Hey, I love Moulon Rouge!

5:30 on a Friday night and I'm still at work...major suckiness. I've been in at 7 am for 2 weeks now, and out at 5:30 at the earliest and 8pm at the latest. Not my idea of fun at all. FFO sucks.

So work is complete HELL this week. FFO rollout is in full steam and I'm still solely in charge of Operations. Peter + Operations + Only Peter On Operations = Nightmare. Easy math! I swear the only thing that has kept me going the past 2 days is Starbuck's Breakfast Blend. Oh thank you Ms. Starbucks your hopping me up on caffeine has helped immensely. At least the days seem to go by faster. It's 11:20 already....!

Watched Team America last night...Arrec Barrwin hahaha. Hopefully I'll get the chance to check out The Jacket tonight. 99.7% done with the Da Vinci code. Jess was really sick last night so I waited up to make sure she was alright. So it seems like after all this time of people not going their seperate ways some are starting to. But the funny thing is they aren't REALLY. I'll explain...my group of friends is pretty unique in that a LARGE number of us are still friends this long after high school. I've known some of my friends as far back as preschool. Usually during college you fall away from a lot of your friends. If not when you graduate and begin to get jobs and move you lose touch. This still hasn't happened a year after graduation. The girls who are teachers are still kind of local. Those few who are either still in school or in law school aren't that far. Jesse is moving to Baltimore for 6-9 months for his job at Hess but it's temporary, and Baltimore isn't that far... Amar is going to Austrailia for September but will be back beginning of October. Kevin's family moved but they moved 10 minutes away...so he's actually closer to my office than my house lol. Michelle's moving in with her bf Drew, to Edison which is cool. I live alone 3/4 of the year when the 'rents are down in Florida so any extra company is always welcome. It's really fortunate that so many friends have kept close touch. It's something I really don't see very often. And I still keep in touch with a good deal of college friends. I hope for the most part that never changes :)

Met a new friend in the Bridgewater area-Beth. She seems super cool and I can't wait for Jess and I to hang out with her and her bf at some point. Yay for making new friends :P

Back to work...St. Peter don't ya call me cuz I can't go...I owe my soul to the company store...

RIP Peter Jennings. I will miss you. All I've got left now is Barbara Walters...::sniffle::

So FFO started yesterday. If you don't know what FFO is, you and I haven't discussed anything going on with my company at all in the past half a year. It's a huge project dubbed the "Field Force Organization" project. Let's suffice to say it is going to make my August month HELL. I'm technically 24/7 on call and solely in charge of IntelliSync Operations. Well this is going to be an interesting month. 6-month review just around the corner :P

New iPod Midi!

Weekend is ALMOST here. Thank god....it's been a LONG week and FFO rollout begins SUNDAY! AHHHHHHHHH! I'm preparing for my August to be a world of HELL. Heading out to LI to go to Stacey's "Sayonara Stacey" BBQ/party. Andrew's BBQ tonight. Lots of BBQs lately lol. Everyone have a rockin' sockin' robots weekend :)

And I'll leave you with this because it utterly amused me:

New Mega-M&M's. The last commercial is hilarious.

A Nice Summary of BRITNEY SPEARS now PREGGERS

And now some Red House memories:

YTMND picks of the day:

More Ducktales secret messages!

Say Cheese!

Only 2 today :( Things are CRAZY busy at work :L

The Tale Of Mr. Smith

YTMNDs for the day:

Finnish Ducktales...You're Arms Are Broken?

Tina Fey Got The TriForce

A-Ha Stole My Stapler

Family Guy A-Ha

NASA announced today that astronomers have found a tenth planet -- which is larger than Pluto -- at the edge of our solar system. Link

OMG laughed my ass off. Star Wars Episode III: The Revenge Of The Sith poor english translations

This parody involving the "Hot Coffee" GTA mod is hilarious.

I found this on the web. It rocks.

How To Cancel AOL

I just cancelled my AOL account in ten minutes. You should be proud of me.

Call 800 827-6364. Say: “Cancellation.” You’ll need answer to your security question. Voice recognition not bad.

Then a live attendant. They ask why you’re cancelling the service. Just repeat: I didn’t like it. I didn’t like it. Don’t be any more specific, or they’ll go off into a tree.

Then they’ll ask, are you planning to go on highspeed? Do you want high-speed?

No. No. No. No thank you. No thank you. Just repeat. You’ll have to do this about five times. Amazing. Like talking to an automated attendant who can’t understand what you’re saying.

Don’t explain anything, or it just takes longer.

1Up’s Jane Pinckard recently interviewed famed developer and braggart Peter Molyneux about his future plans. The man behind Fable mentioned that he still plans to develop three more Black & White titles. Each game will be set a thousand year’s apart in the franchise’ history with number five taking place in modern time. Now I love Molyneux's games...I started playing Populous when I was like 5...but judging by Molyneux’s past experience at predicting the details of his own games, there will be one more B&W and it will take place about two years after number two and won’t be released until 2050.

Holy crap Steve Guttenberg is still alive. And he looks like crap!